Wine, Weed, Weird!

We got Ky calling in from Mexico this week so we can talk about another amazing edited video from Everything is Terrible! Dina Rizo to teach them everything they need to know about hip hop. You may be wondering, what makes it hip hop? What sounds should one make when practicing hip hop? What is appropriate hip hop attire? Emily and Ky break down Dina’s advanced techniques, and deep philosophical musings just for you! And of course, you know it’s only a matter of time before they get ahold of that full length vhs, and learn the dance for you. It’s also another Wine Weed Weird First! Ky had a wild night the night before recording, so she’s hungover instead of drunk. It’s def a state of inebriation.

Buckle up for a super re-mix that’s a Wine, Weed, Weird first! We’ve got special guest friend of the pod Sam, but where’s Ky? And where’s the booze?? Guess they’re both cooling their heels in Mexico for a while! But don’t worry! Emily, Sam in the co-host seat, some good weed, and very satisfying Japanese takeout are here to ask and answer your burning philosophical questions about the ultimate comfort show on Netflix: Old Enough! And with a show like this, you know they have to reflect on their own childhoods…when did they get cellphones? And when did movies stop coming in the mail?? All this, and important info on kidnapping children! (Don’t do it! We do not endorse kidnapping children!) Leave a voicemail for Ky to listen to when she gets back!

It’s 2023, and Emily and Ky are breaking barriers with the first episode of the year: their most special guest yet! Their latest recording ever! AND, the most singing of any episode. Get ready to start a New Years Tradition, and get your tit out. Not Tits. Just one. Is this episode about a hilarious slapstick spy thriller, or is it about Emily’s chrome cast? You! Can’t! Know!

Christmas Day has come and gone, but the Christmas Season Continues! Especially in Emily and Ky’s hearts, thanks to raspy, raspy guy, Bob Dylan! Is Ky a little hung up on Bob Dylan being Bob Dylan? Are they both salty that Santa said he was too busy to guest in their podcast, but he WASN’T too busy to go to Bob Dylan’s Christmas party? Is it one of those episodes where the internet is fucked and Ky occasionally seems to be talking crazy fast for no reason? You’ll have to listen to find out! Merry Christmas from all of us at Wine, Weed, Weird Headquarters! Steal your family’s phones!!!

On its surface, it may seem like a simple song…but in the hands of professional over thinkers like Emily and Ky, it’s anything but! This special Christmas episode includes samples from the Wine, Weed, Weird Parody Band, ever deepening conspiracy theories, and a quick primer on murder ballads. It’s a can’t-miss, so sit down with your Christmas cookies and get egg-naughty with us!

Everyone loves a deeply traumatizing ostensibly for children ‘80s Christmas movie, right?? Too late, you’re involved now! Emily and Ky are doing their best to keep it together and tell you all about the Christmas Toy! Is it just proto Toy Story? Is the Mew storyline about fighting stigma against drug users? Is it actually only 45 minutes long?? Damn, Emily was fucked up when she watched it…

It’s the holiday season, and Emily and Ky are on it with jingle bells, and festive content! Are you ready for a queer-coded, computer-animated, super-petulant pipe organ?? How about one who’s voiced by Grand Daddy Wiz??? What does this have to do with Christmas? Well, mostly that Bell is bad at planning, and Chip is a dumbass who’s obsessed with a tree. Other than that, they don’t have a lot of answers about anything, but they do have a lot of fun! Merry Christmas!!!

It’s another Wine Weed Weird first! But absolutely not a last. Emily and Ky are playing a board game! From Emily’s childhood! And recording it live! There isn’t another way to record! It’s fine! So, what exactly are the stakes in this game? How do you live if you’re only a hat? Does anyone understand the alligator die? How dangerous is real quicksand? Is quicksand real?? Tune in for chaos, confusion, and the answers to all this and more!

Friend of the Pod, Sam is back to share the true meaning of Thanksgiving with Emily and Ky: going on a completely unnecessary killing spree? It’s not warm and cozy, but it is historically accurate.

“Pretty Good, Huh?” (it’s about Bullysmart) is one of our all time favorite episodes. We loved it so much, we knew we had to go deeper, and for season 2, Emily and Ky stepped the fuck up. Using the sophisticated technology we’re known for here at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters, we uncovered the ancient wisdom on the vhs tape Ky found on eBay. And now, Emily and Ky present it to you. Not a series of seemingly wildly out of context clips that are funny because of their randomness, but straight from the source, the only (probably) anti-bullying system backed by Kareem Abdul Jabar. So was it weird? It was worth it for the disclaimer at the beginning alone. Actually, it was worth it for the FBI warning. Remember those?? Emily and Ky practice the techniques, discuss tips of their own, and consider if robots are among us. Don’t miss it!