What more could you need in an episode than SURPRISE [MID-WEEK] SEBASTIAN STAN?! And yeah yeah, we know it might not be mid-week for you listeners, but it is for us. So there. Sebastian Stan aside, episode 17 teaches us the importance of family, cartography skills, knowing how to make a hat (you just never know when you might be demanded to make one at gunpoint!). And remember, kids, if you are on the run from a psychotic kidnapper, rather than fleeing at the first chance you get, it's important to take a minute to make sure the sheriff knows you're a good person. 

It is a BAD time! 

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Unhinged. This episode is completely unhinged. Red and Snow meet and investigate a wolf that is terrorizing the village. Red eats her boyfriend. Ruby gets a job working for the sheriff's office. Red eats her boyfriend. With Ruby helps Emma search for clues regarding Kathryn's disappearance. Red eats her boyfriend. A human heart is discovered that is most likely linked to Kathryn. But more importantly, RED EATS HER BOYFRIEND.

Lo and Dee slowly lose what little sanity they have left as this grim tale unfolds. Grab a drink, prepare yourselves, and raise a glass to Peter, because in case we didn't mention it, RED EATS HER BOYFRIEND. It's a bad time. Especially for Red. Even more so for her boyfriend. 

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Welcome to the Valentine's Day Special, where we are joined by Locally Famous Matthew Winter to discuss episode 14: Dreamy, the most romantic of Once Upon a Time episodes. We make sure to cover all pertinent topics in this episode, including the elusive Sky Mongoose and the newly announced gothness of Nicholas Cage. But the pièce de résistance is our king, Stealthy. Long may he reign. 

Buckle up, grab your beverage of choice, and get ready for a bad time! 

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What did happen to Frederick? Who knows! Certainly not us. What we do know is that David is willing to suffer the consequences of not marrying Abigail. So at the very minimum, we can say with absolutely certainty where Charming's loyalties lie and just what kind of person he is.

Spoiler alert: it isn't a good kind of person! 

And most importantly, the Disney+ summary continues to lie to us and make us think Charming does good in this episode. 

Spoiler alert: he does not! 

It's a bad time.

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Subtitle: Why Rumbelle shippers are all in therapy now! In this introduction to the show's #mosttoxicship, Dee dives into the rise and fall of the Rumbelle pairing with some very personal takes. In other news, Mary Margaret continues to have an affair, making Valentine's Day extra YIKES for her. Oh, and I guess Ashley Boyd gets engaged. Good for you, girl! It's a bad time. 

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It's our tenth episode! We did it!

Do you know what we love? When men respect women and understand that 'No means NO!'. 

Therefore, we do not love this episode. 

Ethics and morality aside, this might be one of the most plot-relevant episodes the show has given us so far, so at least we have that going for us! Join us for an episode of screaming, yelling, and reading David Charming for FILTH. 

It's a bad time! 

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First of all, yes, we know Dee's recording was echo-y. And no, we have NO clue why. Maybe she's cursed.

What can be said about the Hansel and Gretel retelling that no one asked for? If you were wondering if it is possible to take a very creepy concept and make it explicitly uncomfortable and sexually charged for no god damn reason, the answer is yes.  We are also pretty sure Regina doesn’t know where babies come from. But on the plus side, she shows true restraint and doesn’t murder any children. 10/10 Reg. That just leaves us with one question: Butter or gravy?

It’s a BAD time

You ever wonder how our favorite scaley boy became a scaley boy? No? Honestly, that's valid. But we at least get some good, old fashioned arson, and a thrilling debate to decide once and for all who is worthy enough to be the town sheriff: a newspaper reporter, or the current deputy. 

What more could you want in a time as BAD as this?