Wine, Whine, and Once

By Wine, Whine, and Once

Welcome to Wine, Whine, and Once: A Once Upon a Time podcast. Your hosts, Lo and Dee, will take you through episode by episode for better or for worse. Follow along as they try to make sense of the no... more

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The podcast currently has 137 episodes available.

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August 28, 2022 S2 E11: Rumple's Unsavory Dagger
Do you hear that? It's the sound of Lo and Dee SCREAMING at Belle to please have an ounce of self reflection and respect for herself. Babe, if your boyfriend is repeatedly hitting a man with his cane, it's not love, it's insanity. In case you haven't figured it out, episode 11 (The Outsider) is alllll about Belle. And kind of about Hook. And Gold. And a little bit about Prince Phillip. But mostly it's about how Belle doesn't know anything about gun safety and should probably try and learn more about the modern world.
Also Floorian is our OTP.
It's a BAD time.
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1h 46min
August 21, 2022 S2 E10: Bloodlust and Intuition
Finally: the answer to why Lo is filled with 'the righteous indignation of 1000 bees'. And by that we obviously mean we will provide very few answer and only more questions! It's how we do things around here. Episode 10 (The Cricket Game, not 'A Game of Cricket', as Dee thinks it should be titled!). Cora and Hook are in Storybrooke, local fisherman is turned into a fish, Regina makes non-poisoned lasagna, and Archie dies. And that's all in the first 10 minutes!
Regina is obviously accused of the murder, and left with no other choice, Emma has Pongo the Dog act as witness (????), proving that Regina and NOT Cora probably definitely killed Archie.
In the Enchanted Forest, the Charmings host a public execution in the kingdom they won because King George is MIA. You know how those things work! It is a BAD time!
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1h 48min
August 14, 2022 S2 E9: Friendly Neighborhood Dead-Claude
Did you miss us? That is obviously a rhetorical question, but we will happily take your praises and compliments! With our long-awaited return, we are both delighted and horrified to bring you Season 2, Episode 9: The Queen Of Hearts. It might be a complete bonkers-insane episode, filled with unsurprising reveals, offense queerbaiting, gross Hookenian commentary, and toxic mother-daughter relationships, but we do at least get Cora, so it's better!
David continues to be in a coma (shockingly enough, he hasn't gotten better from that!), and the girl gang continues to be trapped in the Enchanted Forest, but thank GOODNESS the end of this episode finally brings us all back to one central location. And by all, we truly mean all: Cora and Hook have arrived in Storybrooke.
It's a BAD time!

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1h 51min
July 24, 2022 S2 E8: Meanwhile in the Nether Region
This one is a lot, folks. Warning you now! We have zombies (Why? We don't know why!), quadruple crossing pirates, ghost kissing, and story time with Rumplestiltskin.
If NONE of that makes sense to you, be prepared for disappointment, because at the end, chances are it will continue to make zero sense! What possible need do we have for zombies? Whose side is Hook really on? Did David watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy and become inspired by Izzy and Denny's ghostly moment? Why does Rumplestiltksin feel the need to explain everything in the most dramatic way? Although shout out to his old-school spinning wheel. He gets bonus points for style.
Needless to say, this episode is wild, psychotic, and a BAD time!
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1h 12min
July 10, 2022 S2 E7: Murder Man + Steal Hat = Profit
Settle in, kiddos: Aunt Dee has a story to TELL. Nearly a decade ago, on the day of Dee's 21st birthday, this episode ('Child of the Moon') aired on TVs all across the states. As a treat, Dee shares every gnarly, unpleasant, and downright insane detail of her 21st birthday, whether you want to hear it or not. Obviously Lo was there. Is that even a question?!
And if you think that's insane, just wait until the actual episode! The 'traumatize Ruby' hour returns, this time with more death, more potential boyfriend eating, and long lost mothers.
Oh, and we certainly can't forget our B plot. The Girl Gang is still busy trying to navigate through the fire dream room and return back to Storybrooke. It's a BAD time!
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1h 33min
July 03, 2022 S2 E6: Emma's Horny for Crime
In case you were wondering if Emma could be even more enigmatic and confusing, this episode exists to prove that aside from being lackluster at best, Emma Swan is also turned on by criminal acts. Or so we can assume, based on everything that happens in 'Tallahassee'. All jokes aside, we do finally get the Neal Reveal that we all deserve. And by deserve I mean really no one asked for it and we were all pretty content with jsut accepting that Henry's father was a character we would never have to see or interact with.
In the Present Day Enchanted Forest, Hook and Emma embark up a beanstalk to go steal a compass from a giant. More crimes happen, and we can only assume Emma is incredibly turned on. Which is weird because Hook continues to make gross comment after gross comment.
And in case all of that wasn't upsetting enough, we now have a fire room to deal with. It's a bad time!
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1h 32min
June 19, 2022 S2 E5: It's Science, B*tch. No, this is Patrick
SHUT UP NOTHING ELSE MATTERS BUT SURPRISE MIDWEEK SEBASTIAN STAN.
I mean, yeah, we get Whale's character reveal, and Zombie Daniel, and more tragedy and pain for Regina, but literally NONE of that matters. Just SEBASTIAN STAN. He has the hat and the face and the absolute absurdity that makes this episode almost bearable. Otherwise, how would we be expected to sit through another 'Regina will suffer' episode? Although this episode does prove that if you sleep with Regina, you will be unalived indefinitely.
Oh yeah, and apparently Mary Margaret, Emma, Aurora, and Mulan get to know Captain Hook. We've been told it's important, but we are still uncertain.
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1h 34min
June 12, 2022 S2 E4: Here Comes Captain Hands
In case you were wondering what Captain Hook's name was before The Dark One lobbed his limb off, he was actually called Captain Hands. We can understand why he needed a rebranding. In this episode, we finally get some backstory on Milah and Rumple. And we'd like to go on record saying that Milah has never done anything wrong and would be a FANTASTIC drinking buddy. And by that we mean she would be fun to observe.
And DON't worry!-, we also get some more Belle doing what Belle does best: going back to toxic relationships mere seconds after claiming that she is her own woman and will not put up with any more bullshit. Exhausting!
Oh, and we get a magic bean, so we're going to have to reconcile with THAT.
It's a BAD time.
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1h 55min
June 05, 2022 S2 E3: The Worst Thing a Woman Can Be is Barren
Where do we even BEGIN with this one? First of all, Mama David is still alive, which is confusing in itself. By all accounts, she should have died AGES ago, and yet here we are, dealing with an undead Mama David (who apparently is named Ruth). And not only is she alive, but she has some HOT takes on what is most important in life if you are a person with a uterus. It's something, all right.
In other news, Emma throws a tantrum because Mary Margaret tells her what to do to stay alive in the Enchanted Forest (weird, it's almost like she knows the area best!), chooses a gun as her weapon of choice, and fails to use her super power which ultimately leads to some pretty intense ramifications down the line.
It's a BAD time.
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1h 48min
May 29, 2022 S2 E2: David Helicoptors His Sword
The curse may be broken, but boy howdy you might want to avoid that town line unless you REALLY preferred your cursed self! Episode two, 'We Are Both', tackles the idea of having both their cursed selves and their true selves to reconcile with, all while trying to not get nuked by the Evil Queen. The town, pretty much in a complete state of panic, turns to their very own Prince Charming to solve their problems, which he eventually does by reinstating capitalism to the lives of Storybrooke.
We get some spicy backstory for Regina, including the first time she met RumpleSHTILTskin. She learns how to harness the magic of the Darkhold (we assume) and banishes her good for nothing mom into a mirror dimension. Although we would like to go on record to remind you all that both Cora and Regina have never done anything wrong in their lives.
Needless to say, by then end we were agreeing with this 'We Are Both' sentiment. As in we are both exhausted and relieved it's over!
It's a BAD time!
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1h 32min

FAQs about Wine, Whine, and Once:

How many episodes does Wine, Whine, and Once have?

The podcast currently has 137 episodes available.