Chapters:

00:01:08 - Davroid Describes his Doings

00:03:54 - Davroid's fit check

00:06:50 - Davroid's secret pen pal

00:10:44 - Bumper and character intros

00:13:03 - All that work for "not super helpful"

00:16:41 - The Queen finally gives us health insurance

00:17:50 - Frode literally leaves everyone else speechless

00:19:52 - A roof is a hat for a house

00:24:57 - Helpful DM plot reminder!

00:28:12 - Sometimes the 4th wall is really thin

00:29:00 - REALLY thin

00:31:42 - Frode is a Silver Age comic character

00:34:34 - We do not recommend streaking off into the night

00:39:20 - Insects are smart but not strange

00:44:10 - is tHAT a threat??

00:48:14 - Would the real Frode please stand up?

00:52:12 - "That was a Red Herring"

00:56:41 - Iceroad Truckers vs River Monsters

01:01:41 - The most relatable that Armis has ever been

01:08:27 - Keep Hembleyhoo Weird (TM)

01:10:38 - Heeeeeeeere's Lonnie!

01:11:36 - Josh straight up spills a mostly full coke zero on his floor bc he's so commited to the bit

01:15:17 - Frode makes a fine friend

01:20:59 - Willard goes looking for a "fishing adjacent" creature

01:22:56 - We explore the... DEWality of Jake

01:26:05 - Armis - and the audience - loves Lonnie

01:30:01 - Introducing Lonnie Tech Tips

01:34:25 - Suddenly, trout becomes a big deal

01:38:23 - Frode does some networking

01:43:13 - Armis listens to MCR

01:47:37 - Only Armis has seen the film "NOPE"

01:51:45 - Frode asks the important questions

01:56:06 - Willard lives for the weekend

02:01:15 - Frode must be getting deja vu...

02:06:22 - Character arcs and debrief

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Start

00:02:48 - When the tea so good you forget what you were suspicious about

00:08:41 - No, not that Stormy

00:13:20 - The gang thunks

00:19:44 - The gang ALMOST makes a good decision

00:21:04 - Frode figures out why he's been left on read

00:24:20 - Ruby Wardens? More like Poopy Wardens

00:27:26 - Bumper and character intros

00:30:04 - "Oh, there's a PROBLEM!!"

00:33:38 - Frode finds a kewl kat

00:37:42 - Back to more terrible ideas

00:40:23 - Armis finds a scene partner

00:44:52 - The Blindfolded Leading the Blind

00:49:01 - Frode gives the right information at the wrong time

00:52:11 - Frode forgot to thunk

00:56:59 - Another regroup for another haphazard plan

00:59:41 - Frode's got a deal for you!

01:03:37 - Davroid attempts to keep us on track

01:06:54 - The Gang gets Addicted to Sports Betting

01:11:54 - After a whole episode of planning...

01:23:48 - ...the plan completely falls flat on its face.

01:25:44 - "IIIII'm pickin' you up!"

01:29:56 - Frode throws a Hail Mary

01:33:12 - Willard falls with style

01:38:13 - The Great Escape

01:46:17 - The best soundbite this podcast has ever produced

01:50:29 - Keeping Up With the Goonses

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:04 - Previous session recap

00:01:54 - Peach tea ritual is best ritual

00:05:40 - Breaking News: Willard Can Be Nice

00:09:35 - Breaking News: Willard Hates Magic

00:13:43 - Frode states the obvious

00:15:13 - Session and character intros

00:17:46 - Have you ever accidentally walked in on a very serious conversation?

00:20:34 - Leaping lizards! Our location has been leaked!

00:24:02 - They're in the trees!

00:26:42 - This is where I would put Frode's voice... IF I HAD ONE

00:30:38 - I wish Frode would stabilize my life

00:33:26 - The world's least enthusiastic group hype

00:37:02 - Armis is our spin doctor

00:38:04 - The world's worst door

00:41:10 - Josh is completely done with the door bit

00:43:33 - Old Spider Yells at Cloud

00:47:26 - Davroid is dyin' to return to Geim

00:51:52 - I felt that

00:57:15 - At that moment, they knew, they had messed up.

00:57:58 - Introducing the Cousins Program

00:59:10 - The oldest trick in the book

01:01:24 - All of our party members are masters of disguise

01:02:56 - Jack and Jork... there are just too many potential jokes here

01:05:37 - The most dramatic consumption of nicotine

01:08:31 - Hats off to Frode

01:12:47 - Frode has an idea...

01:15:17 - ...Frode's idea is a bomb threat

01:18:42 - "Add an unconscious guy to your inventory"

01:19:47 - Mentor? I hardly...

01:22:06 - Inspector, Janitor, Officer

01:26:33 - Storm - the most popular baby name of 2025

01:31:11 - A quick backstory detour

01:34:18 - Armis had a [SPOILER]??

01:42:03 - ARMIS HAD A [CRAZY SPOILER]??!!

01:43:58 - Makin our way to the Bug's

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:04 - Josh's amazing segue (session begins)

00:01:41 - Fire burning on the circus floor, ooowoahhhhoo

00:09:25 - The Gang Fights Evil Pinnochio

00:14:16 - Session intro

00:16:36 - Now let's jump back into tonight's disaster

00:25:20 - Nat 20 always results in innuendo

00:28:04 - Armis isn't the only one making innuendos

00:35:51 - Pixar's UP, starring Frode

00:41:16 - Josh gets in on the innuendos

00:44:47 - 2 Hats 2 Frodeus

00:51:51 - Frode goes Through the Fire and the Flames

00:57:26 - "Leave me alone, Mom!!" -Frode

01:03:37 - Armer? Jaspmus?

01:05:53 - OSHA - Orc Safety and Health Administration

01:12:42 - Davroid can feel it in the air tonight

01:16:51 - Peach tea cures all ills

01:26:18 - Armis and Devroid, Detective Duo

01:36:06 - Somethin' stinks at the circus

01:38:44 - Character arcs and outro

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Session begins

00:03:36 - The Cleanup Crew is eepy

00:07:10 - Davroid is a bad influence

00:10:47 - We say "coordinate" too many times

00:11:57 - Armis does the classic absent father move

00:16:01 - I doubt you'll hear the phrase "secluded gland" in any other podcast

00:19:21 - "I was trying to relax but now I gotta deal with f---ing Frode"

00:23:48 - Willard does not practice what he preaches

00:28:38 - Frode is a literal cannonball

00:37:01 - Armis goes hillbilly handfishing

00:42:12 - Armis unpacks his trauma (the events of the past 5 minutes)

00:45:17 - That's what- never mind...

00:51:12 - Frode says his iconic catchphrase

00:56:00 - I wish Josh was my dealer

01:00:15 - "It was the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals." -Willard

01:03:52 - Frode plays the long game

01:06:41 - The quickest mood swing in TTRPG history

01:08:27 - And so begins the ballad of Jeffery

01:17:49 - Jasper is 100% our disappointed dad

01:23:17 - Willard begrudgingly has a good time

01:27:18 - Frode puts his master negotiating skills to work

01:36:18 - Surely this is not a backstory related plot hook

01:41:14 - Willard just can't escape demi-planes

01:47:41 - Session end and character debrief

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Session begins

00:01:44 - Jazzems sounds like a canned food from the '60s

00:03:54 - The first of many times Frode punches a wall

00:08:27 - Totally not foreshadowing

00:09:04 - The gang goes for a run

00:12:46 - We totally have the Cypher System terminology memorized

00:19:52 - hat fight hat fIGHT HAT FIGHT

00:30:06 - Jasper calls in the Hulkbusters

00:31:17 - The funniest intro segue yet

00:32:47 - Character intros

00:33:53 - Well that went very well

00:38:44 - Cleo: The Ultimate RPG Method Actor

00:40:20 - It was actually quite funny, so I didn't cut the silence :)

00:44:35 - Frode punches a wall again

00:45:34 - Davroid sound remarkably like Trevor suddenly

00:57:08 - "We can do whatever the fffffflip we want"

01:00:21 - Remember that scene in the abandoned bar in Suicide Squad?

01:03:58 - Frode was totally meditating and not napping

01:08:46 - Grubbub's Bubs and Gubs

01:11:08 - Frode punches a third hole in the wall

01:13:48 - Frode dumps ALL of his XP into the fireplace perk

01:20:52 - Armis owns up to his Thrupp up

01:27:09 - So Frode DID take a nap!

01:28:10 - They're putting MICROCHIPS in our POTIONS!!

01:34:00 - Kobyashi Maru 2: Electric Boogaloo

01:36:42 - "Roll a hat check"

01:43:29 - Introducing, the INCREDIBLE ARMIS and the ROCK MAN!!

01:53:01 - The worst magic trick of all time somehow works

01:58:53 - *rat noises*

02:00:34 - Cleo forgets that the action economy exists

02:04:54 - The funniest number of all TTRPGs

02:08:19 - Discord creates some dramatic irony

02:10:12 - XP and character arc talk

02:17:40 - Outro

Timestamps:

00:00:00 - Josh's super cinematic intro sequence

00:05:28 - I promise you're not ready for this epic intro

00:06:50 - Remarkably, we don't butcher our own names

00:08:09 - The session REALLY begins

00:09:27 - Davroid sets up the steakhouse

00:12:58 - Davroid gets disappointed

00:15:27 - Willard sticks his nose where he shouldn't

00:22:56 - Jake likes big hats and he cannot lie

00:26:17 - Frode frows down

00:28:31 - Norbin makes a triumphant return

00:35:00 - Josh has a GM power trip and Cleo has Norbin's memory

00:37:38 - Somehow Cleo sweet talks the GM

00:38:50 - The one thing Frode HATes...

00:40:35 - A more gentlespiderly atmosphere

00:42:57 - Mike stops another GM power trip

00:45:43 - Armis thrupps up

00:48:57 - We make a new RPG where Perception is the only skill

00:50:22 - Armis may be a thief but at least he's honest

00:52:06 - What is this? Some kind of... Cleanup Crew?

00:56:19 - Armis falls in love

00:59:31 - "I thought he loved the hat"

01:02:32 - We call it, the Avengers Initiative.

01:08:52 - Frode has a case of the Mondays

01:11:39 - Peach tea cures all ills

01:14:49 - Frode revisits the Norbin Problem

01:21:01 - Geim is an open carry state

01:22:11 - It is I, Devroid Gravelheart!

01:28:24 - Frode EPIC PRANKS the bartender

01:28:57 - Armis just like me fr

01:30:22 - Wow, Willard's weird.

01:33:40 - A more gentlebirdly atmosphere

01:34:35 - No, really, what is this? Some kind of Cleanup Crew??"

01:35:31 - "I wOuLd LiKe To SoLvE tHe PuZzLe" -Frode

01:36:23 - The Kobayashi Maru

01:39:00 - Steal my soul!!

01:43:23 - Oh yeah this happened to my buddy Willard one time...

01:46:08 - Professor X in the Danger Room be like,

01:54:10 - Willard has been thinking about quicksand this whole time

01:54:43 - The best music timing in all of D&D

01:56:09 - Davroid has been training for this his whole life...

02:00:06 - Cleo fails to sweet talk the GM again

02:05:29 - They call him Armis "No Filter" Thrupp

02:08:12 - Outros and character arc talk

02:13:23 - The best Cleo song parody ever make

02:15:33 - Jake's end is near, nbd

Chapters

00:00:00 - Campaign 2 intro

00:00:46 - Lines and Veils

00:01:51 - 10 truths of modern Uredah

00:08:28 - Let's begin character creation!

00:12:03 - We would never talk about Josh behind his back idk why you would accuse us-

00:15:49 - And Josh was none the wiser...

00:18:41 - Josh ALSO doesn't understand PDFs

00:29:20 - Cleo is aghast at Mike's character creation speedrun

00:34:45 - Mike is Cipider-Man

00:38:41 - Trevor and his bag of tricks

00:40:15 - Jake is still PDF-ing around

00:40:53 - Cleo and Josh speak in cryptic code

00:41:52 - I promise we're almost done with the boring part

00:45:52 - Josh shows off the cool new stuff

00:47:58 - Cypher?! I hardly kno-

00:57:33 - The first ever Cleanup Crew character intros!

01:00:03 - Jake is Willard Taffey, ex-Tumbleweb Sheriff

01:02:22 - Mike is Armis Thrupp, cipider hustler

01:04:39 - Trevor is Devroid Gravelheart, gruff detective

01:06:34 - Cleo is [unintelligble sound] the Forsaken, who really hates hats

01:09:09 - Alright, how do these guys know each other?

01:12:58 - What will be their growth arcs?

01:26:49 - Rumor has it, you should subscribe to wingedbadgergaming

01:27:37 - There armor things to talk about

01:28:20 - We effortlessly break the Cypher system rules

01:29:10 - Session outro