Winged Badger Tavern

00:00:00 - Josh gives us the juicy deets (setting the scene)

00:04:06 - Our new "talk about gunk" speedrun record

00:09:37 - Pencil collectors exist??

00:13:36 - Birthday Cake Returns

00:19:16 - A bumper intro that you do NOT want to miss

00:21:56 - It's noon, son.

00:27:47 - Davroid does divination

00:32:36 - Armis? More like Are-pissed.

00:38:16 - Willard tells Armis to LOCK IN

00:46:12 - Nothin' like a hug with the boys

00:52:05 - There's always something...

00:57:32 - Davroid was born for this

01:11:12 - Does lamaze, will travel

01:16:44 - If at first you don't succeed, XP, XP again.

01:25:22 - "Hearty Boulder" was Frode's nickname in college

01:33:17 - Lil' Disk's debut mixtape

01:41:33 - NPC's wtih very necessary backstory

01:44:16 - Might be a tracker? I might...

01:49:37 - Horrible Bosses: Uredah Edition

01:56:47 - Armis and Willard catch strays

02:04:29 - Willard REALLY needs to stop promising this

02:10:05 - Frode knows, where you roll, loudly, through the trees

02:17:38 - Unironically the best use of a cypher in this campaign

02:25:10 - Arcs, XP, and outro

Chapters:

00:00:00 - And so we set the scene...

00:05:05 - I'm the map!

00:09:15 - "Fat Bird" was my nickname in college

00:16:32 - Willard is vaguely British now??

00:17:59 - Bumper and player intros

00:20:23 - Frode is the GOAT (trail)

00:25:24 - Armis gets caught up in the improv

00:29:46 - Out of the flying pan, into the nausea

00:32:47 - Rock tuah, smash that thang

00:39:27 - Willard plays a classic iOS game

00:43:31 - A shocking development for Willard

00:49:53 - Davroid owlbarely survives falling off a cliff

00:54:59 - "I have accounced all my gunk"

00:57:50 - Josh just starts adding random traps from different sessions

01:02:24 - There are two Willards inside you...

01:06:20 - WBT failed DARE

01:11:06 - Call of the Owlbear

01:16:28 - "Buy me dinner first!"

01:22:18 - Middle school boys be like

01:27:02 - Willard is a short king

01:33:19 - Entirely too much gunk talk

01:37:52 - The physics totally check out

01:42:52 - The Ground formerly known as Cracked

01:48:19 - I cry evertim Cleo re-rolls

01:53:07 - Smithy wins employee of the month...

01:54:47 - ...the award is immediately rescinded

01:57:57 - Character arcs, XP, and outro

00:00:00 - Josh's seamless transition (gameplay begins)

00:03:36 - Davroid notes how to bargain

00:06:00 - Davroid in the "this is fine" meme

00:09:13 - Top 10 Davroid Anime Moments

00:12:48 - Willard is minty fresh

00:14:57 - Chekov's (Frode's) BOMB

00:17:57 - Life Lessons with Willard

00:22:17 - Guard Dude TELLS ALL

00:26:45 - "I sheath my gunkers"

00:30:10 - Frode's student becomes the master

00:32:09 - The Big Bad Lore Dump (TM)

00:36:00 - Armis' alterior motives...

00:39:15 - The most tragic moment of the campaign

00:42:55 - Josh pulls a Top of the Hour Ad Break

00:44:39 - Character intros

00:45:37 - Da big time skip

00:49:54 - Willard and Frode: Trading Places

00:53:55 - Me, drinking copius amounts of Monster

00:57:58 - his nAME WAS MARTIN

01:03:06 - A heavy Martin-tini

01:07:51 - The gang looks for clues

01:14:12 - Davroid is The One

01:18:12 - Don't threaten Armis with a good time

01:21:26 - Flawless Frode logic

01:24:31 - The Raiders of the Lost Armis

01:28:02 - No Time to Hug

01:33:00 - Get down, Mr. Mole

01:38:07 - Frode's fallen form faceplants

01:41:15 - Frode needs a meteorologist

01:46:01 - "I'm just a dribble!"

01:50:28 - The ultimate Cleo double fake

01:55:22 - Armis gets demoted to Production Assistant

01:59:14 - Arcs, XP, and outro

No intro videos were harmed in the making of this episode.

00:00:00 - Previous session recap

00:01:36 - We become goons

00:05:27 - We get a little TOO in character

00:10:32 - "A fistful of fist"

00:12:24 - Bumper intro (with a twist)

00:13:28 - Mike makes a terrible realization

00:14:20 - Player character intros (attempted)

00:16:19 - okAY ITS GAMEPLAY TIME

00:19:49 - Willard's least favorite two things

00:21:07 - Frode is high as a kite

00:24:26 - Frode is baked

00:31:04 - Frode is ob-literary

00:35:44 - Aulen is unhappy

00:38:13 - Sorry, Xothkug is taken

00:43:07 - My my my how the turntables...

00:48:14 - Deal or No Deal

00:51:09 - Willard's identity crisis

00:54:31 - Gunk

00:58:33 - Davroid and Willard: Quantumania

01:00:47 - The Art of the Deal

01:11:11 - Frode's new lease on life

01:16:17 - Aulen catches a stray

01:24:06 - Davroid does deducing

01:29:29 - Davroid can't WHAT??!

01:33:46 - Davroid is high as a kite

01:37:39 - Davroid's due dilligence

01:42:26 - Hotel California type beat

01:46:38 - Armis gets his groove back

01:49:51 - Frode creates Facebook accounts

01:53:09 - Davroid does a deal

01:55:57 - Willard metagames

02:00:16 - The worst trade deal in the history of trade deals

02:04:16 - Frode knows de wae

02:08:31 - Frode is rock Jesus

02:14:20 - A little bit about everything (plumbing)

02:16:10 - Postgame debrief and XP

Chapters:

00:01:08 - Davroid Describes his Doings

00:03:54 - Davroid's fit check

00:06:50 - Davroid's secret pen pal

00:10:44 - Bumper and character intros

00:13:03 - All that work for "not super helpful"

00:16:41 - The Queen finally gives us health insurance

00:17:50 - Frode literally leaves everyone else speechless

00:19:52 - A roof is a hat for a house

00:24:57 - Helpful DM plot reminder!

00:28:12 - Sometimes the 4th wall is really thin

00:29:00 - REALLY thin

00:31:42 - Frode is a Silver Age comic character

00:34:34 - We do not recommend streaking off into the night

00:39:20 - Insects are smart but not strange

00:44:10 - is tHAT a threat??

00:48:14 - Would the real Frode please stand up?

00:52:12 - "That was a Red Herring"

00:56:41 - Iceroad Truckers vs River Monsters

01:01:41 - The most relatable that Armis has ever been

01:08:27 - Keep Hembleyhoo Weird (TM)

01:10:38 - Heeeeeeeere's Lonnie!

01:11:36 - Josh straight up spills a mostly full coke zero on his floor bc he's so commited to the bit

01:15:17 - Frode makes a fine friend

01:20:59 - Willard goes looking for a "fishing adjacent" creature

01:22:56 - We explore the... DEWality of Jake

01:26:05 - Armis - and the audience - loves Lonnie

01:30:01 - Introducing Lonnie Tech Tips

01:34:25 - Suddenly, trout becomes a big deal

01:38:23 - Frode does some networking

01:43:13 - Armis listens to MCR

01:47:37 - Only Armis has seen the film "NOPE"

01:51:45 - Frode asks the important questions

01:56:06 - Willard lives for the weekend

02:01:15 - Frode must be getting deja vu...

02:06:22 - Character arcs and debrief

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Start

00:02:48 - When the tea so good you forget what you were suspicious about

00:08:41 - No, not that Stormy

00:13:20 - The gang thunks

00:19:44 - The gang ALMOST makes a good decision

00:21:04 - Frode figures out why he's been left on read

00:24:20 - Ruby Wardens? More like Poopy Wardens

00:27:26 - Bumper and character intros

00:30:04 - "Oh, there's a PROBLEM!!"

00:33:38 - Frode finds a kewl kat

00:37:42 - Back to more terrible ideas

00:40:23 - Armis finds a scene partner

00:44:52 - The Blindfolded Leading the Blind

00:49:01 - Frode gives the right information at the wrong time

00:52:11 - Frode forgot to thunk

00:56:59 - Another regroup for another haphazard plan

00:59:41 - Frode's got a deal for you!

01:03:37 - Davroid attempts to keep us on track

01:06:54 - The Gang gets Addicted to Sports Betting

01:11:54 - After a whole episode of planning...

01:23:48 - ...the plan completely falls flat on its face.

01:25:44 - "IIIII'm pickin' you up!"

01:29:56 - Frode throws a Hail Mary

01:33:12 - Willard falls with style

01:38:13 - The Great Escape

01:46:17 - The best soundbite this podcast has ever produced

01:50:29 - Keeping Up With the Goonses

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:04 - Previous session recap

00:01:54 - Peach tea ritual is best ritual

00:05:40 - Breaking News: Willard Can Be Nice

00:09:35 - Breaking News: Willard Hates Magic

00:13:43 - Frode states the obvious

00:15:13 - Session and character intros

00:17:46 - Have you ever accidentally walked in on a very serious conversation?

00:20:34 - Leaping lizards! Our location has been leaked!

00:24:02 - They're in the trees!

00:26:42 - This is where I would put Frode's voice... IF I HAD ONE

00:30:38 - I wish Frode would stabilize my life

00:33:26 - The world's least enthusiastic group hype

00:37:02 - Armis is our spin doctor

00:38:04 - The world's worst door

00:41:10 - Josh is completely done with the door bit

00:43:33 - Old Spider Yells at Cloud

00:47:26 - Davroid is dyin' to return to Geim

00:51:52 - I felt that

00:57:15 - At that moment, they knew, they had messed up.

00:57:58 - Introducing the Cousins Program

00:59:10 - The oldest trick in the book

01:01:24 - All of our party members are masters of disguise

01:02:56 - Jack and Jork... there are just too many potential jokes here

01:05:37 - The most dramatic consumption of nicotine

01:08:31 - Hats off to Frode

01:12:47 - Frode has an idea...

01:15:17 - ...Frode's idea is a bomb threat

01:18:42 - "Add an unconscious guy to your inventory"

01:19:47 - Mentor? I hardly...

01:22:06 - Inspector, Janitor, Officer

01:26:33 - Storm - the most popular baby name of 2025

01:31:11 - A quick backstory detour

01:34:18 - Armis had a [SPOILER]??

01:42:03 - ARMIS HAD A [CRAZY SPOILER]??!!

01:43:58 - Makin our way to the Bug's

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:04 - Josh's amazing segue (session begins)

00:01:41 - Fire burning on the circus floor, ooowoahhhhoo

00:09:25 - The Gang Fights Evil Pinnochio

00:14:16 - Session intro

00:16:36 - Now let's jump back into tonight's disaster

00:25:20 - Nat 20 always results in innuendo

00:28:04 - Armis isn't the only one making innuendos

00:35:51 - Pixar's UP, starring Frode

00:41:16 - Josh gets in on the innuendos

00:44:47 - 2 Hats 2 Frodeus

00:51:51 - Frode goes Through the Fire and the Flames

00:57:26 - "Leave me alone, Mom!!" -Frode

01:03:37 - Armer? Jaspmus?

01:05:53 - OSHA - Orc Safety and Health Administration

01:12:42 - Davroid can feel it in the air tonight

01:16:51 - Peach tea cures all ills

01:26:18 - Armis and Devroid, Detective Duo

01:36:06 - Somethin' stinks at the circus

01:38:44 - Character arcs and outro

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Session begins

00:03:36 - The Cleanup Crew is eepy

00:07:10 - Davroid is a bad influence

00:10:47 - We say "coordinate" too many times

00:11:57 - Armis does the classic absent father move

00:16:01 - I doubt you'll hear the phrase "secluded gland" in any other podcast

00:19:21 - "I was trying to relax but now I gotta deal with f---ing Frode"

00:23:48 - Willard does not practice what he preaches

00:28:38 - Frode is a literal cannonball

00:37:01 - Armis goes hillbilly handfishing

00:42:12 - Armis unpacks his trauma (the events of the past 5 minutes)

00:45:17 - That's what- never mind...

00:51:12 - Frode says his iconic catchphrase

00:56:00 - I wish Josh was my dealer

01:00:15 - "It was the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals." -Willard

01:03:52 - Frode plays the long game

01:06:41 - The quickest mood swing in TTRPG history

01:08:27 - And so begins the ballad of Jeffery

01:17:49 - Jasper is 100% our disappointed dad

01:23:17 - Willard begrudgingly has a good time

01:27:18 - Frode puts his master negotiating skills to work

01:36:18 - Surely this is not a backstory related plot hook

01:41:14 - Willard just can't escape demi-planes

01:47:41 - Session end and character debrief

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Session begins

00:01:44 - Jazzems sounds like a canned food from the '60s

00:03:54 - The first of many times Frode punches a wall

00:08:27 - Totally not foreshadowing

00:09:04 - The gang goes for a run

00:12:46 - We totally have the Cypher System terminology memorized

00:19:52 - hat fight hat fIGHT HAT FIGHT

00:30:06 - Jasper calls in the Hulkbusters

00:31:17 - The funniest intro segue yet

00:32:47 - Character intros

00:33:53 - Well that went very well

00:38:44 - Cleo: The Ultimate RPG Method Actor

00:40:20 - It was actually quite funny, so I didn't cut the silence :)

00:44:35 - Frode punches a wall again

00:45:34 - Davroid sound remarkably like Trevor suddenly

00:57:08 - "We can do whatever the fffffflip we want"

01:00:21 - Remember that scene in the abandoned bar in Suicide Squad?

01:03:58 - Frode was totally meditating and not napping

01:08:46 - Grubbub's Bubs and Gubs

01:11:08 - Frode punches a third hole in the wall

01:13:48 - Frode dumps ALL of his XP into the fireplace perk

01:20:52 - Armis owns up to his Thrupp up

01:27:09 - So Frode DID take a nap!

01:28:10 - They're putting MICROCHIPS in our POTIONS!!

01:34:00 - Kobyashi Maru 2: Electric Boogaloo

01:36:42 - "Roll a hat check"

01:43:29 - Introducing, the INCREDIBLE ARMIS and the ROCK MAN!!

01:53:01 - The worst magic trick of all time somehow works

01:58:53 - *rat noises*

02:00:34 - Cleo forgets that the action economy exists

02:04:54 - The funniest number of all TTRPGs

02:08:19 - Discord creates some dramatic irony

02:10:12 - XP and character arc talk

02:17:40 - Outro