Wisecrackin’ with Winter

Dave Zani : Scared Topless

Now we’ve done it! We have topped The Biggest Show EVER, with the BIGGEST SHOW EVER!!!  This week, Mike has Producer/Writer/Director Dave Zani. Dave and Mike discuss his softcore movie Scared Topless. This movie was made for well under 250k, and is available on Showtime and XBox One. Check out his other movie Shark Babes.

Mike and Dave discuss his history in Animation, with Rockstar Games and GTA (voicing the character Mitch) . David moved into movies and has his own studio, Old Mill Entertainment. Check them out!

Mike and David dig into movie and TV history, with an in-depth review of the Oscar nominations.

Stay tuned, grab a box of kleenex, and ENJOY!

Google’s of the Day: Google Cardboard, fake penetration with a cock sock

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

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Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Paranormal Activity

The Biggest Show EVER!!! We have a special guest this week… Matt Jesso, a local Paranormal Expert (he claims not to be an expert).

Matt Jesso and Mike discuss his upbringing and desire to become a paranormal non-expert. Follow the path from peeing pants, watchdogs, hitchhiking ghosts, and ectoplasm!

Who is the actual expert, Matt Jesso, Paranormal non-Experts, or Catholic Priests?  Matt dives into the answer, while explaining his tactics and methods to find the other side!

Stay tuned and turn out the lights! Enjoy the show!

Google’s of the Day: The Amityville Horror, Matt Jesso, Sam Kinison

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

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Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Paul Returns

Mike has Political Paul back on the show. He returns live from the Circle City Not-so-Funhouse.

They discuss Starbuck’s and Obama’s collaboration to create coffee cups and take your guns! Other topics include: A lot of gun talk, real estate, and Paul’s favorite show “Undateable”.

Stay awake for the insult joke competition!

Enjoy the show!

Google’s of the Day: Corn Nuts + Kool Aid, Paul + Humor

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

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Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Complaints du Jour

Mike is back this week, with his “Complaints du Jour”! These include a hearty blend of Christian hypocrites, George Lucas’s belly aching, concise movie descriptions, and enduring some false enthusiasm about the show, from loved ones.

Grab a big spoon… Bon Appétit!

Google’s of the Day: Cold Ass Football Games, Where did all the Packer fans disappear to?

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

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Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Richie Returns to the Funhouse

Richie returns for another captivating podcast, to discuss hot topics on the mind of every listener:

* Ins and Outs of Parenting

* The Joys of Practicing Immigration Law, in Minnesota

* Minnesota Vikings

* and of course, his petrifying fear of taking a punch

Welcome back Richie!

Enjoy the show!

Google’s of the Day: Viking Parents, Parenting by Minnesota Vikings

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

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Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Political Paul Returns

Mike is feeling better and back for another episode, with Political Paul Lambie, who virtually returns to the fun house. He starts with a bang, helping listeners understand the difference between MPR and NPR… Listen along for a great explanation!

First up… timing belt issues? Paul is in need of Burnsville towing. Paul gives us an in-depth story about moving on from his classic auto. He shares the current advances in technology related to automobile purchasing… thanks for that breaking news!

Now to politics… Political Paul covers the 2016 Presidential election. Mike and Paul dive deep into the race for the Republican nomination, discussing Trump’s classic “scare” tactics, and Ted “Dildo” Cruz’s chance of catching the “The Donald”

They dive into terrorism, extremists, and gun control. They touch on mass shooting numbers, and Trump’s ideas to remedy the situation.

Paul makes an attempt to cover the Big G Spot for “The Big G”, with a captivating report about Aaron Favre and the Packers comeback against the Lions. Paul believes a “brushing” is not against the rules. He was pissed, since he became a Chicago fan when Minnesota left for Dallas, and can’t stand the Packers. Paul gives a deep review about the Colts; don’t miss it! Paul also gave his picks for NFL week 13. Get in your hot tub and travel back to make your picks BEFORE the games.

Political Paul and Mike get into non-gambling with FanDuel. They discuss peer pressure by Nistler, and Paul’s winnings over the last two years. Mike has won $2, but Paul teaches you how to win more!

Enjoy the show!

Google’s of the Day: Anything that we can use in place of Paul’s humor!, Things Paul wants to plug.

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

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Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Rolling Solo

Mike is rolling solo today on the show. Nobody wanted to be on the show this week, or maybe, Mike didn’t have the patience to spend time talking with anyone other than himself.

Topics today include the terrorist attacks in Paris, Facebook etiquette while using the “LIKE” button, and making comments regarding prayer. He dives into the retaliation by the French and Russians, while mocking the Republicans and their attacks on Obama.

Mike discusses the Republican Governors and their “suggestion” to stop refugees from entering our country, or at least make the refugees take a Christianity test. He also gets into the Republican debates and the potential battle between Clinton and Trump.

Another highly important topic of the day: Teddy Bridgewater, the NFC North leading Minnesota Vikings, and some of the top moments in Vikings history… Packers losses!

Mike also gives you his list of TV shows to add to your DVR, Netflix, or Amazon account. Top Picks: Fargo, The Walking Dead, and The Leftovers

All of this while riding solo on a beer flight! Go Vikings!

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, it’s about time you figure it out… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing. If you still have yet to figure it out, we will soon be listed in Google Play Music! That should make your life that much easier!

Google’s of the Day: How to send an email (email link below), Machine Head

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Email the show at [email protected]

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Hoosier Girl with an IQ

He’s not Minnesota Nice! Mike keeps it real, so he welcomes a guest from the Hoosier state to help discuss this controversial stereotype. Our most important guest ever… Hoosier Girl Sara, our first sober female to join the show, provides the cleanest episode yet.

Hoosier Girl gives us the low-down about “Minnesota Nice”, or as Mike likes to call it… “Minnesota Fake”!!! She helps Mike clear up “Minnesota Nice”: Nice is Polite, and Polite is NOT Genuine! That’s what our guest from Indiana thinks about Minnesota… Sounds about right! FYI, Hoosier Girl loves the West Coast, but she thinks they are different.

Next up, Mike and Hoosier Girl discuss the family four pack of tickets that she found to attend the Janet Jackson concert; a far cry from the tickets that Mike’s better half purchased. The best part, it cost $32 and she has not listened to the new album. Bank account efficiency!

Hoosier Girl and Mike dive deep into planning and organizational skills, which sounds like a yawner. However, we learn how that leads to bowling and Mike owing beer on a weekly, or bi-weekly basis… as Hoosier Girl calls it, Mike’s a basic bitch when it comes to bowling!

Hoosier Girl makes sure to inform us that Mike loves Big Brother, and Mike claims that is the only reality show he watches. Not true! Don’t let him fool you; Mike also watches… drum roll please… Dance Moms! We also learn that she is a celebrity gossip fanatic. Hoosier Girl informs us about Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson, Celine Dion, Jared Fogle, and TLC.

And finally, we get our weekly dose of sports. Hoosier Girl discusses the Colts, and how the Patriots are cheaters, especially Tom Brady. Of course we talk about that, because all Colts fans cry about the Patriots. We are certain that Sara subtract Paul, equals Hoosier Girl plus Tom Brady.

Once again, best of health to Jerry Kill!

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, it’s about time you figure it out… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing. If you still have yet to figure it out, we will soon be listed in Google Play Music! That should make your life that much easier!

Google’s of the Day: Kendra on Top, Dance Moms, Hookah

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Email Mike at [email protected]

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty

The Big G Spot Returns

He’s back! The Big G returns for another installment of The Big G Spot.

Returning from an eventful summer, The Big G Spot has some big news! The Cubs were cloned! Something fishy happened; someone stole the Cubs from the first two playoff series and inserted impostors. Not sure if they were bought out, or if they were just the backups dressed in the starters uniforms. The Big G spot has been to the Cubs games during spring training and when they travel to the Twin Cities. So, it seems like the Big G is becoming a full fledged Cubs fanatic.

Tailgating history: Who started the phenomenon? The Big G spot uncovers the history… The Minnesota Golden Gophers fans invented tailgating. Not sure if that’s correct, but from what our i-team found, it started during the Civil War. Maybe the first Big G spot report came from the Battle of Bull Run.

Big G’s “The Big G Spot Bucket List” does not include going to the Super Bowl, even if the Vikings make it. However, the Big G would spend a max of $1 to go to Madonna (listen for the hesitation), or $400 to go to game 7 of the World Series.

The Big Spot analyzes the Minnesota Vikings, and tells you why they won, or why Detroit actually lost the game. If the Lions had Domincan Shoe, they may have stopped Teddy and the Vikes. Next he tells you all about the Raiders… well, maybe not. The Giants will go nowhere.

In this weeks Big G Spot pick ’em segment, Big G covers our need for science on the show. He discusses altitude and breathing. Next, he picks the Colts, because this is the week of upsets. Check out the rest of Big G’s NFL set up week picks.

The Big G Spot also has the World Series pick… listen and learn. $10 is on the line!

On a sad note, we would like to send our condolences to the family of Flip Saunders. One of the best coaches in Minnesota sports history!

Best wishes to Jerry Kill!

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, it’s about time you figure it out… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing.

Google’s of the Day: Tailgate History / Chicago Cubs last Championship

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Email Mike at [email protected]

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Two Girls One Pizzle

Well… Now we’ve done it! Mike and his #1 guest, J Pizzle, talk all about Madonna. With the help of Kirty, “the Wife”, they pretend to talk about ticket prices, but actually debate who is the actual Queen of Pop. Pizzle and Kirty take control of the show and discuss gift bags, eye contact, and washed out 80’s superstars.

The show takes many twists and turns, but most notable is that we learn Kirty’s love for Nine Inch Nails.

We also get to learn about 9 year old Pizzle’s love for Eve Cigarettes, and how he was educated about the birds and the bees.

Check out Mike’s update on the Bill Cosby scandal; you don’t want to miss it.

*** Listen for the pussy getting diddled around 25 minutes into the show… good timing ***

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, it’s about time you figure it out… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing.

Google’s of the Day: The Jets / Eve Cigarettes

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Email Mike at [email protected]

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]