Wisecrackin’ with Winter

Blue Ball Golf Weekend

It’s time again for Mike’s annual golf trip to Breezy Point Resort! It’s your lucky day, because Mike is car pooling with a couple of quick witted geniuses who love to talk about their sex lives… or lack there of!

So, listen to the insults, excuses, and blatant lies that spew from the big mouths of our two captive guests, on this three hour excursion to kick off the golf weekend.

Make sure to stay tuned for a bonus track from the worst bar band in America, at the end of the show!

Enjoy the ride, and for those Android users out there, it’s about time you figure it out… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing.

Google’s of the Day: Breezy Point Resort, Piss Porn, Bill Burr’s Podcast

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

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Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Minnesota State Fair with Mike

First thing on the list… advertising! Who doesn’t want to start a show listening to Mike pimping out his DJ company, and his brother-in-law’s towing company? It’s great, because we needed to fill time this week.

The topic of the day, the Minnesota State Fair aka The Great Minnesota Get Together, was a great time for Mike.

Minnesota State Fair Mistake #1: He loved the parking, because it’s simple and convenient! Instead of parking at the fair, Mike and the fam decided to take a park n ride from St. Paul.

Minnesota State Fair Mistake #2: Mike lets us know about proper bus etiquette, and let’s an odorous gentleman and his lap dog sit next to him. He learned all about UW River Falls life.

Minnesota State Fair Mistake #3: Sky Ride time! $12 a head, for 4 blocks of extreme entertainment!

Minnesota State Fair Mistake #4: Bring up Stuart Smalley, the movie

Minnesota State Fair Mistake #5: Rides in the Midway… Safest operation at the Minnesota State Fair!

Minnesota State Fair Mistake #6: Grandstand shopping! The best junk market in the midwest!

Follow along with Mike as he covers what NOT to do at the Minnesota State Fair! His experience, which is the same as everyone else, will tell you how to NOT enjoy the fair.

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, figure it out… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing.

Google’s of the Day: The Letter F, Great Minnesota Get Together, Bill Burr’s Podcast

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

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Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Summer Recap with Richie

Mike and his guest, Richie Barrister, are back to recap the summer, but thanks to Richie’s new found love for bulk shopping, he could not make it to Mike’s Funhouse Studio! Thanks to a certain Apple product, Richie still made it on the show, and he is ready for a good laugh!

Richie tells all about his secret use of Mayo and Oatmeal… don’t miss out, he calls it the “Jackhammer”! This leads into his summer recap of Costco shopping, and listening to Wisecrackin’ with Winter podcasts!

Richie’s favorite stories are brought back in this summer recap special…

Mike gives a summer recap about boating, with the royal family of Prior Lake, and the latest prop damage (which would not have occurred if the wife was at the wheel).

Deb is back, and now she gets on Mike about hitting rocks in the lake!

They discuss the “Big G”‘s Windy City trip, and Mike’s attempt to call in a “kill order”, for his dog, over the phone.

An added bonus, Mike takes a stroll down memory lane to his days at Brown College, with his mentor “Homeless” Jim. Mike describes his vocal training and teaches Richie how to not speak “Minnesotan”!

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, figure it out… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing.

Google’s of the Day: click here for best uses of a big tub of Mayo, bowling tips to beat your kid, Bill Burr’s Podcast

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Email Mike at [email protected]

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Riding the Rails with the “Big G”

Today we welcome back our favorite guest…

With a special “Big G Spot” live from the Windy City, we have the “Big G” finally back on the show!

Mike gets an ear full about his Dad’s trip to Chicago. The “Big G” decided that “riding the rails” was a smart choice… only if you want to spend some extra time at the St. Paul train depot. Riding the train is no longer a top choice in the “Big G’s” book. Hear all about his delay, and his threat to urinate on the platform.

Once the “Big G” got to Chicago, the trip was a blast! Boat tours, sex talk with strangers, stair climbing, and the Cubbies! BING, BANG, BING!

And that brings us to the sports report… The “Big G” catches us up on the current standings in the Major Leagues, the Twins shortstop situation, and participation medals. Check out the “Big G’s” insight into “doing nothing for something”… Dad’s should just go out and buy the trophies and save money on league fees!

Live on the show today, and riding the coat tails of her Gramps (the “Big G”), we get an extra special report from Emma about participation medals… “DUMB!”

 

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, it may seem as painful as riding the train, but after the first time it will be as easy as riding a bike… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing.

Google’s of the Day: public urination, millennial work ethics, Bill Burr’s Podcast

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Email Mike at [email protected]

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Pizzle and the Penis Strikes Back

After another summer break, Mike and his returning guest, Johnny Pizzle, discuss the “art of the wedding reception”. I am sure they will discuss the entertainment and lighting.

Another hot topic discussed by the duo: discipline techniques… these are not your Mom’s “Fifty Shades of Grey” moves, but a whole new level!

and… of course…

Bill Cosby’s alleged naughty penis! Yup, you read that correctly…

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, unlike Chris LaMotte, you should be capable of figuring it out by now!

Google’s of the Day: penis pics, Bill Burr’s Podcast

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Email Mike at [email protected]

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Ranting + Raving + the Prom Queen

Mike is on a rampage… and Deb had it coming! Mike is ranting and raving today, about many topics, but Deb the store clerk knows all about Mike, and he let her know more. Tom Brady and his balls are on the docket, but the rest of sports are BORING! Major League Baseball trades just don’t cut it. There just was not much to talk about, so Mike even mentioned his new favorite movie, All This Mayhem.

Mike’s ranting about him, but is going to vote Donald Trump for President! Just write it down now, he is raving for Donald Trump!

Mike is all about up-selling! Get your smokes, lighter, and ashtray all at the “One Stop Shop”! STOP!!! Just let me get what I want, and let me get out the door with out wasting my time!

Then there was the day Mike supported the VANS WARPED TOUR ’15, and chauffeured some of the “artists” around town…

Riff Raff, who only wanted Red Lobster…

Another guy that had to call his mom for permission to talk to Mike… NOPE

and then came I Killed The Prom Queen… Listen and enjoy!  Thanks again to the guys from I Killed The Prom Queen —> Check out their new album “Beloved”!

Morning shows are done… Radio is over… Listen to Podcasts! Give it a try!

Google’s of the Day: Horst Simco, Tri-Hairatops, Bill Burr’s Podcast

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Email Mike at [email protected]

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:

Minnesota Superior Sound

Burnsville Towing

Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at [email protected]

Rockfest USA 2015

After a week off, Mike returns with his recap of Rockfest USA 2015! Follow Mike and his band of merry men, Paul Lambie (previous guest on the show) and Patrick “Woody” Wood (member of Mike’s Vegas trip entourage), to Oshkosh, WI.

Mike give’s his review of some of the acts at Rockfest USA, with special appreciation for Lynard Skynard! Get the ratings and info about all the acts that Mike can remember seeing at Rockfest USA!

It’s a short show today, but we have a special taping of Paul Lambie and his take on the show!

Early in the morning, or maybe middle of the afternoon, during one of the show dates (it all blurs together, but the PBR, Miller, and all other drinks of choice made it a great time), Paul gives his deep thoughts about confederate flag sales at Rockfest USA! Paul puts a whooping on the rebel flag, or so it sounds?

Pat jumps into the mix with his take on his odds at “woo-ing” the women of Rockfest USA!

Follow the gang down the dark and lonely path to their sweet motor home, while they discuss cheese curds, white-trash, and “Wisconsin-nice”!

Google’s of the Day: David Coverdale’s plastic surgery, Rockfest USA, Boxkar from Appleton WI

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DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by: Minnesota Superior Sound and Burnsville Towing

Periscope Podcasting

Another big day on the show… Experimental podcast on Periscope! Last night the show was live on Periscope while we tried to get you, yes YOU, the listener, to comment on the show. Check it out here: Wisecrackin with Winter on Periscope

No, I did not take my top off during the show… well, maybe I did.

First up, we want to send a shout out to Yogi! A tough 4th weekend having to send our beloved dog to the doggie bed in the sky. On the show today, a few tips and tricks to make it easier next time!

Another shout out to the USWNT! They won the World Cup and will start the end to all other sports in America! Soccer will dominate, since our women’s team is on fleek! Wait, what! What the f@*# is fleek??? Periscope users seem to know. We uncover the mystery of “on fleek”, on Periscope!

Fireworks… who is dumb enough to use big fireworks wrong? 9 of 10 Americans can do it right, but 1 of 10 are morons. Those morons should just use fireworks the way they are, and we can all hope that we only need to talk about 9 of 9 going forward.

Gay marriage… what’s the big deal??? Mike and the users of Periscope got down to the nitty gritty about the topic… plenty of users commented last night, as this topic was a big hit! Almost as big as talking about McDonald’s hamburgers.

Check out Wisecrackin with Winter on Periscope, but don’t forget to download the Podcast and listen to the show!

Google’s of the Day: Lucky Charms, McDonald’s hamburger meat, Periscope

Email Mike at [email protected]

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by: Minnesota Superior Sound and Burnsville Towing

Confederate Flag Controversy

It’s a big day on the show… Time to get controversial and discuss the Confederate Flag. We have a Civil War expert on the show!

Other than the Confederate Flag, we have nothing else…

Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup… yippee

Even better… Shark attacks galore!

More importantly… New York Prison escapee situation is resolved, thanks to the prison seamstress screwing up her role in the plan.

Back to the big topic of the show… The Confederate Flag…

Our guest Brandon, is a Civil War expert from Tennessee, and gives us the lowdown about the original meaning and usage of the flag (Not the way the KKK and the Duke brothers used it).

<<< Brandon obviously has plenty of time to listen to Mike’s Forrest Gump references >>>

We get a good education about how the current usage is far from the original usage, and how the flag is supported by some in all different age groups and ethnic groups.

Mike and Brandon discuss flags removed from the State Capitol grounds and where they can still be found.

Retailers are removing the flag from their shelves, but is it too far, or is it too little too late? Brandon has some answers!

Learn about your Minnesota Civil War history from Brandon… The war may have gone a different way, if not for the Minnesotans in the war! Brandon will let you know what would happen if the war took a different turn and the Confederate Flag stood.

Get out your old Duke’s of Hazzard lunch box, hop in your Mudding Truck and listen to the show!

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Google’s of the Day: Civil War reenactors, Hillbillies, Jenny Curran

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by: Minnesota Superior Sound and Burnsville Towing

Youth Sports are Out of Control

It’s Tuesday! Nope, it’s Wednesday… Just wanted to let you know that we will someday get back on track with getting shows back up on Monday.

We hope you had a great Father’s Day, and on that note, the Big G wanted to pass along his best wishes and big Bing Bang Bing! He is talking a little time off to enjoy the summer, and he really doesn’t care about the show!

To start, we are going to celebrate the Blackhawks winning the Stanley Cup, since we are originally from Chicago and have major ties to the Windy City. Wait, nope, Mike’s just a flip-flopper!

The “meat” of the show: Youth Sports…

Mike and his expert guest, George, discuss the needs for coaching kids 9 years of age and under.

1) Do we need ’em? Not according to Mike.

2) George is one of the few straight wrestlers in the state of Minnesota.

3) George is a youth sports coach, and he knows the facts…

4) Parents are the destruction of youth sports. They are all delusional that their kid will make the pros!

George discusses the ups and downs of coaching and the parents that sit over his shoulder. Mike and his guest discuss youth sports clinics and camps… are they helpful, or a waste of time at a young age?

Mike breaks down the cost of kids dance and how there are 7 National Champions.  How does that work? It doesn’t!  It is just another way for the dance and sports world to manipulate our wallets.

*** This is the second show that Mike references “Dance Mom’s”.  Obviously it is his favorite show! ***

After you drop your kid off at sports camp, pull your Ferrari off to the side of the road, download the show from your favorite podcast app, and get the inside scoop on youth sports!

Google’s of the Day: McMansions, “Dance Mom’s”, George’s underwear: a Singlet

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!

Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by: Minnesota Superior Sound and Burnsville Towing