As a show note I got new microphones and some of the sound quality is not perfect because I am playing with the mic in my hand I hope that doesn't completely ruin your listening experience.

Podcasters on the island baby!!! Just in time for the holidays we have epsidoe 2 covering Real Housewivedrs Ultimate Girls Trip New York Legacy. Still working out some kinks but are kinks not what this show is all about? Am I right or AM I RIGHT!? Thanks for sticking with us and to quote our absolute possibly unhealthy obsession Gary from the Golden Bachelor "don't...stop...believing....DON'T ...STOP ... BELIELIVING!"

Today we cover epsidoe 2 which is filled with eggs a la francaise, tears, tits and so much more. Allison has a couple of heated moments and possible rage issues describing B*thenny Frankel's attempted "reality reckoning" aka take down of our beloved reality shows (the audacity) we also talk our favorite old school #RHONJ moments and debate a side podcast on that beloved show alone, we talk hockey games, the Ashley Madison Scandal, Will's newest soul mate Kristen "Yellow Bikini" Taekman and at the very end just in time for Christmas as a special treat we manage to fit in a brief discussion about the most harrowing cult documentary either of us have ever seen in our lives, one that has literally been keeping us up at night and might get its own bonus spinoff episode.. "Mothergod" start clutching your pearls now cause this is a wild, wild one. Wild doesnt even begin to describe it.

As always thank you all so much for listening and again special thank you and shout out to fan favorite co-host Will for returning after being fully thrown fully into the deep end (or to quote Lady Gaga off the deep end) into this universe of real housewives and not only surviving but thriving AND standing up for continental style "wet eggs" everywhere! We're far from the shallow now.

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After a few technical difficulties and a long hiatus were BACK baby!! And so happy to be, doing what we (I) love most which is talking everything pop culture and bribing hilarious friends to do it with me. Fan Favorite co-host William makes his triumphant return as we begin our Ultimate Girls Trip New York Legacy journey. Before that though we had quite a bit to catch up on we discuss The Golden Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, Christmas movies specifically Love Actually and the insane fact that Will had never seen it, Emma Roberts and her Iconic dad Eric Roberts his roles in various music videos, iconic failed auditions that I have had and it wouldn't be Will if we didnt discuss "Bubba the Love Sponge" my ultimate enemy/twin flame of running my mouth on audio.

There were a few technical difficulties but I promise well continue to improve. Happy Holidays everyone and "HOUSEWIVeS/WIttyBitch On THE ISLaND BABYYYY!!"

Recapping what I consider to be one of the most riveting episodes of Vanderpump Rules- let alone any television or film ever. We are edging to the top!

I also introduce my upcoming patreon which will have tons bonus content at various tiers. More information to come.

So excited for this coming weeks episode! This season is truly blowing my mind.

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LISA AT THE WHITE HOUSE!???

Lets give em something to talk about

A HUGE thank you to everyone that reached out after last weeks return. I'm happy to be back in "full form" for the Mister Toads Wild Ride that is Vanderpump Rules. I may curse a little bit but lets all go with it! and not get sued! Live, laugh, dress!

So happy to be back and so sorry that I curse a little in this one.

Thanks for listening! missed you guys!

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In this brief bonus episode we get WEIRD! We are missing our classic Bravo recap's because lets face it the holidays get us all in our feelings.. I promise to get back to Real Housewives of Potomac, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and all sorts of silly TV soon but until then please enjoy an unearthed book written by a 7 year old Allison. A book about terrible days and optimism. Happy Holidays everyone! Thanks for listening please rate and review 

In this exclusive episode Allison is joined by special guest, friend of the pod and attendee of Bravocon Lindsay! We get a Behind the scenes of all things Bravo, a truly exclusive boots on the ground. We talk all things Bravo including our fantasy "housewives" leagues as well as pitching new shows "real housemoms of the real housewives" Allison gives cocktail recommendations after a night out at PUMP in West Hollywood, complains about the archives of Bravo shows going over to peacock and Lindsay keeps it positive with her awesome play by play of Bravocon! Trust me you don't want to miss this episode, its time to listen, live, laugh and Luann!

It is the final and very hyped up Aspen episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Joined by beloved guest host William I will say something that I never thought I would be writing in an episode description… we go to a place of sports and not just sports but old school wrestling (WWF/WWE) trivia. We both live laugh and learn, because honestly sometimes you just have to go where the podcast takes you. So buckle up Bravo fans! Trust me, keep an open mind, I know I am taking us places we have not been before, we get a little off topic but I promise you will enjoy it; Witty Bitch nation is about to take you on the ride of your life as we recap the end to the Aspen trip and make some interesting connections between sports (The NFL!???), the Attitude era of the WWE (formerly WWF), Pokemon cards in estate sales, reality TV, the state of our nation, Arron Rogers, and the connection between it all!