Covering both part 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion 

What started out so innocent in this episode I will now name the “pink table talk” Witty bitch airs I all in her own version of an airing of the grievances a “festivas for the bitch rest of us”. I love you all so much and hope you appreciate this episode; the good the bad and the ugly. I did not expect to but I accidentally poured my heart out here and some parts did get a little dark.  I’m on Instagram at @wittybitchpodcast and on twitter at @wittybitch to quote our queen Britney apparently “I’m not that innocent” I debated sharing this at all but I have never known kinder or better people than my listeners, I never want to let you guys down so  have a great listen and an amazing peaceful and productive week!

While recovering fresh off  an assault and a broken mic In this episode we cover the newest episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey but Allison the witty bitch herself gets side tracked with her feud with Bubba, who she WiLL be seeing in a few weeks if he's courageous enough that is. There are also fun/ traumatic memories of watching the “fancy” music video.

This is not perfect so I am afraid to put it out but what world would we be in if we only put perfect things out

**update this is a repost of an episode from last week, ever the tech savvy queen somehow the original post got deleted ... is mercury in retrograde or do laptops just hate me!?? or both?? **

In this very different episode of Witty Bitch I am joined by an an anonymous guest who we will refer to as "Anonymous Hollywood Insider" or A.H.I for short/ This episode does come late due to technical difficulties but I still felt it was important to share and to open a dialogue about. Special thank you to A.H.I for the engaging and thought provoking conversation I cant tell you how much I appreciate the time you took out of your busy schedule (especially busy THIS time of year in this particular industry). And a special thank you to you all for baring with me as my nerves are very real, this format of an interview is something I have never done on the podcast but hope to do more of.

We do touch on sensitive topics through this conversation so I will put a trigger warning in here.  Additionally I do understand that this is a controversial discussion, as so many of the discussions surrounding what I have called "The Slap Heard Round Hollywood" in no way am I trying to offend anyone or start arguments I just wanted to share this back and forth. It can be scary to discuss such intense things but I think it is also important to talk calmly with your peers and those around you there is so much we can learn from each other even if we do not always agree. So while this episode is very different than my normal content I hope you enjoy it. Thank you for listening  

And don't you worry you beautiful listeners Witty Bitch will be back to your normally scheduled programming of Housewives, pop culture shenanigans and all around silly stories - RHOBH is right around the corner after all!! And the insanity of this Depp Heard trial which is getting crazier day by day    

This episode is pure shenanigans. Allison goes in on both RHONJ RHOC the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial with no notes at all. I throw my voice out doing my Frank Senior impression and I couldn't be happier to be back  

In my first foray into interviewing and in my first episode exploring what is an arguably very controversial topic. I am joined by an anonymous guest who opens a dialogue with me about the "Slap Heard Round Hollywood" at this years Oscars. I am clearly nervous to share this but I do feel strongly it is a conversation to be had, I know many people have written it off or made silly memes about it in recent weeks but this was something I wanted to discuss and share. I am a few weeks late because as many of you know my beloved laptop died (it crashed in the middle of my original upload of this episode) I am nervous to share this and I am in no way completely correct about anything, it is such a delicate topic. I know this is very different from my normal Real Housewives coverage, don't worry I am taking notes on Jersey and OC as I upload this. I think these moments are important to discuss, an open dialogue. There is no wrong or right just simply a discussion. I certainly hope this isn't the episode that gets me canceled. I also would like to give a special thank you to A.H.I (anonymous Hollywood Insider) who took the time out of their busy schedule to share this discussion with me and all of you.   

Your girl stayed up late to record this one so were all over the place. Slaphappy is the correct term I guess ...no pun intended with the Will Smith Oscars incident which I have a lot of feelings about.  I have a lot planned coming your way that I am so excited to share with you. 

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Thank you for listening and I hope you are having a fantastic week 

Thank you for tuning into the “soft prelaunch” of the Witty Bitch Podcast, I am back, I am wittier and bitchier than ever! We start with a bang! The pop culture equivalent of word vomit, a phrase I normally hate but there is no other way to describe this supersized episode. To quote Bethany Frankel this week I “MENTION IT ALL!” from reminiscing about Coyote Ugly and the simpler days of Brandy Glanville V LeAnn Rimes (I go OFF there) to all things currently exploding in pop culture Kim V Kanye V Pete V the World V Working Women to binge worthy show recommendations general gossip and finally ending with recaps of my truest loves The Housewives (Jersey, Salt lake and OC in that order) and then ponder about if its appropriate to ask an old friend for a picture of a bagel you took together in NYC 5 years ago…Personally I think it is and I am working on finding that picture for the instagram- I mean business and my business is foodporn by way of New York bagel pictures! Thanks for listening

Time stamps:

Intro general hello welcome home and Leann Rhimes MESS

00:00-9:20

Pop Culture EXPLOSION! Kim/Kanye/Pete + Get off your fucking ASS and WORK+ Space Travel? Blue origin!?

09:20-32:05

Binge watching ALL of the TV Inventing Anna, Tinder Swindler, The Dropout, Byron Baes, Love is Blind Season 1, Andy Warhol diaries, How I met your father

32:06- 1Hr 6min

Housewives catchup extravaganza! Jersey, Salt Lake and Orange County (in that order)

1hr 6 min- End 

JERSEY IS BACK! Well technically its been back for 3 episodes but 3 action packed episodes. We go on an emotional rollar coaster discussing this one and I still cannot let go of the iconic outfits I am being hit with left and right. If you have access to any of the sweatsuits mentioned that I am truly fangirling over find me at @wittybitchpodcast on instagram, DM me about anything frankly lets just talk some pop culture. I am still figuring out the music part to all of this so bare with me, I love you and I hope you enjoy the show!

This week Witty Bitch makes a come back and goes somewhere she never thought she would... THE SUPERBOWL if thats even how you spell it. Go rams! and trust me I cant believe I spent 40 minutes talking about sports instead of bravo but technically it was the halftime show that I talked about because frankly Im obsessed with it I cant stop re watching it. I hope i make you obsessed as well, I have a lot of hot takes but youre going to have to listen ... I think this podcast speaks for itself. We will go back to bravo housewives etc soon but this performance needs to be discussed. Love you guys and thanks for the listen I hope you enjoy!