Wizards Party

Huge news broke this week that our beloved Washington Wizards and Capitals are planning to move to Potomac Yard in Virginia in the not so distant future, breaking the hearts of many fans in the process. Frank, Greg, Matt, and special guest Mike Sparacino gathered on a late night call to discuss how we got here, what happened, and how we're feeling. We talk about the culture of basketball in DC, and the impact of the move on the community of the city. We share some history about Abe Pollin, Washington vs DC, MD and DC vs VA, and Greg shares live crime updates as he drives through the city. Frank also shares his perspective on the DC sports misery index, ranking which fanbase is most miserable right now. It's the best DC sports episode that you haven't listened to yet. Get on in here.

Get on your feet! Get up and make this podcast happen! Matt, Greg, and Frank are here to talk all of the important issues, such as Jaxon de Ville and swine flu. They also share thoughts on fantasy football as we head into the playoffs, and they make picks for the in-season tournament. We also get a voicemail from friend of the show Isaac! What are you waiting for? Get up and make this podcast happen!

In this episode Matt and Frank do the unimaginable - they drink ten beers. We discuss strategy on how to drink ten beers in one day, the odds that Frank falls asleep, new poses for the national anthem, and the new Steelers offensive coordinator, Chloe Mikala. We shotgun beers on air, we talk about gambling, and we react to Carrie Underwood live on air. It's the episode that will have you high fiving all over the place. This is our legacy. #TenBeerSunday

00:30 - 1st Quarter / Ten Beer Sunday 🍺

08:00 - 2nd Q / Beers 1-6 🍻

18:30 - 3rd Q / Beers 7-9 🍻

30:00 - 4th Q / The Final Beer 🍺

We're back y'all! The gang is all here! We talk about lots of important stuff, such as the bar Seacrets in Ocean City. We also listen to a sped up version of the theme song that honestly rips. Then we talk about Tyler Pickett and Charlie Villanuevo. We check in about the Commanders a year after the potential sale was announced, and Frank does some fantasy therapy. Then, we wrap up our game of Art, Fart, or Shart with the definitive rankings of the NBA In-Season Tournament courts. Come spray away with us!

10:30 - 1st Half / Chlo Zone Week 10 🏈

31:30 - 2nd Half / Art, Fart or Shart 🎨

1:05:00 - Crunch Time / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

What up crew! This week, we talked the new crew of commentators, including Doc Rivers and Bob Meyers. We also talk the early season NBA hoopers and poops, and we introduce a new segment: Art, Fart, or Shart. Click here to follow along at home! Is this episode art, fart, or shart? Listen at home and let us know!

Hoopy Halloween! Frank Severfinger is joined by MC Murder, Chloe Mikiller, and Matt "The Gabaghoul" Sparacino to discuss the first week of the NBA and week 8 of the NFL. Then, the gang gets a strange letter from their Great Auntie Dame and draft two All-SCAR Teams. Press that play button and get on in here!

05:30 - 1st Quarter / Chlo Zone Week 8 🏈

22:30 - 2nd Q / NBA Season Begins 🏀

38:00 - 3rd Q / Team Dracula vs Team Edward 👻

1:02:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

We're back! And we're getting wild in the west! The crew talks about frisky teams, our top 4 teams, and starts to tip their toes into controversial waters with thoughts on LeBron and Kawhi. Tell your mom! It's a great episode!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of FUN! We're back for our annual traditional - the Eastern Conference Over/Unders. We throw ass all over the place on this ep. We rank the east, we coin a new nickname for the Wizards rookie, and Frank sneezes three times. Do you believe in magic? Well, you will after this episode! Abracadabra!

04:00 - Eastern Conference Over/Unders

06:00 - Washington Wizards

12:00 - Chicago Bulls

15:30 - Atlanta Hawks

19:00 - Brooklyn Nets

23:30 - Charlotte Hornets

25:15 - Cleveland Cavaliers

29:45 - Miami Heat

32:00 - Detroit Pistons

36:00 - Indiana Pacers

40:00 - New York Knicks 

42:00 - Orlando Magic 

46:00 - Philadelphia 76ers

50:15 - Toronto Raptors

54:30 - Boston Celtics

57:15 - Milwaukee Bucks

1:00:00 - Eastern Conference Rankings

1:06:00 - Hoopers & p00pers 💩

The gang is all here, again! This episode is brought to you by Panera/Panero's/Chipolte. We discuss Jean ValJean, the Commanders, a great spread of snacks, and the best helmets in the league. If it sounds like a great episode, that's because it is. Get on in here, ya dang fool!

10:00 - 1st Quarter / Chlo Zone Week 5 🏈

35:00 - 2nd Q / WNBA Finals 🏀

45:00 - 3rd Q / Game! 🎲

1:01:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

The gang is all here! Join us this week for a comprehensive tutorial on how to raise your hand on Zoom. Also, we discuss sending Matt Canada to Canada, floppy disks/dicks, and the Dame/Jrue trades. Plus, we read a letter from our recent guest, Isaac! It's an unforgettable episode with practical information that you can apply to your every day life. Get on in here!