Wizards Party

Wizards Party

By Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt SparacinoComedySportsNewsSports NewsNews Commentary
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Wizards Party episodes

  • Heat Wentz

    We are marching in to March, and ever closer to Madness. This week, the gang gets stuck in the permafrost as we watch Jimmy Butler's Fall Out Boy video. We also talk about the NBA standings, Russell Wilson, and much more. Take a stand and take a listen to the best sports podcast you've never heard of. Get on in here!


    Also: Frank & Sense is here! Please follow to the podcast here on Spotify, subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, and sign up for the newsletter here. The newsletter will have updates from the Hoops Crew, so you don't want to miss it!


    07:00 - 1st Quarter / Fallout Boy feat. Heat Wentz 🔥

    15:00 - 2nd Q / Game! 🧩

    21:00 - 3rd Q / Western Conference Standings ⬅️

    32:30 - 4th Q / Eastern Conference Standings ➡️

    47:00 - Crunch Time / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1 hr 2 min
  • Malice at the Smoothie King

    This episode rules. There is full chaos on the pod - people come and go and you're along for the ride. The crew discusses hockey, the Clippers rebrand, Magneto, and a University of Maryland uniform from 10 years ago. We also discuss the Wake Forest fans storming the court, and the Heat/Pels fight. It's a jam packed episode will have you signing "O Canada"! Smash that play button and get on in here!


    Also: Frank & Sense is here! Please follow to the podcast here on Spotify, subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, and sign up for the newsletter here. The newsletter will have updates from the Hoops Crew, so you don't want to miss it!


    1 hr 29 min
  • 2024 NBA All Star Weekend Recap

    Happy President's Day! I hope you spent your holiday like Guy Fieri: sucking on an unlit cigar. This week, MC gives Matt and Frank a full rundown on all things NBA All Star Weekend. The gang discusses cool shoes, restaurants that different players should open, and much much more. Plus, Frank makes a huge announcement:


    Frank & Sense is here! Please follow to the podcast here on Spotify, subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, and sign up for the newsletter here. The newsletter will have updates from the Hoops Crew, so you don't want to miss it!


    06:00 - Tip Off / Frank’s Big Announcement!

    09:30 - 1st Half / MC’s All Star Recap ⭐️

    42:00 - 2nd Half / NBA Stretch Run Predictions 🏀

    57:30 - Crunch Time / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1 hr 6 min
  • The 2024 Super Bowl Recap, Plus Ranking the Super Bowls/Halftime Shows

    How bout that big game, eh? Chloe, G2, Matt, and Frank are here to talk all things Super Bowl LVIII, including: Usher, Block Purdy, The Ted Hot Chili Peppers, and the concept of time! Plus, we rank the Super Bowls from the last ten years and the halftime shows from the last ten years. So make like a Robert Kennedy commercial at the Super Bowl and get on in here!


    12:30 - 1st Half / Super Bowl 58 Recap 🏈

    43:30- 2nd Half / Super Bowl Halftime Show Rankings 🎤

    1:07:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1 hr 21 min
  • The 2024 Super Bowl Spectacular (w/ Kyra Corradin)

    THIS IS A SILY EPISODE. You have been warned! We are back for our signature breakdown of the big game, and we are joined by friend of the show Kyra Corradin who shares her annual Costume Review of the Super Bowl. We make our picks for the game, we discuss peeing your pants, sexual awakenings, and Montgomery Ward. It's an instant classic. Zoom on in here!

    1 hr 15 min
  • EPISODE 69

    Nice. It's a very special episode, and the gang is all here! Beep beep, vroom vroom. This week, we talk about the NFL championship games, Coach Brian, and Ulysses S. Grant. We also take a trip to Madame Chloe's Football Astrology Tent. Other topics include Usher's set list and Draymond Green. Goo goo ga ga!

    1 hr 18 min
  • Quiet as Kept

    It's turbo time! Break out the t-shirt cannons and buckle up. It's another episode of the Hoops Crew, and it's a doozy! We talk about the NFL playoffs, and we talk about our ten picks for the Quiet as Kept All Stars. We also talk Detroit style pizza, the other Hoops Crew, and the gang makes a shocking announcement about the coach of the Chicago Bears. It's a truly delightful episode. Get on in here, y'all!


    17:00 - 1st Quarter / The Chlo Zone 💁🏽‍♀️

    23:00 - 2nd Q / NFL Playoffs 🏈

    41:30 - 3rd Q / NBA Quiet as Kept 🏀

    56:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩


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    1 hr 16 min
  • The Biggest L of All

    Super wildcard weekend! All star voting! QB tiers! A voicemail from Chloe! Booing Jerry Krause's widow! A confession from Frank! This episode has it all. It's a jumbo slice episode of Hoops Crew this week, and we made it with extra love just for you. Smash that play button and get to listening!


    08:00 - 1st Quarter / NFL Playoffs 🏈

    40:00 - 2nd Q / NBA Check In 🎉

    1:05:00 - 3rd Q / Hoops Crew All-Star Ballot ✔️

    1:23:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1 hr 29 min
  • In and Out 2024

    Happy Brand New-uary! It's the first episode of 2024, and we open by looking back on our 2023 resolutions. We also debrief a wild end to the fantasy football season, and we look ahead to 2024 by calling what is in and what is out. Spoiler alert: Paul Giamatti and Facebook are IN. It's the best episode of the year, so far! Join us, why don't ya?


    09:00 - 1st Quarter / Fantasy Therapy 🏈

    16:00 - 2nd Q / 2023 Resolutions Recap 🎉

    36:00 - 3rd Q / In-N-Out 2024 ⬅️➡️

    59:45 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1 hr 19 min
  • The 2023 Hoopers and Poopers of the Year

    Happy Hondadays! It's our last episode of 2023, and Matt, Chloe, and Frank are here to provide a look back on Week 15 of the NFL season, as well as a look back on the hoopers and poopers of the year of our Lorde 2023. It's our first ever award show! Topics include a lengthy discussion of Draymond Green, as well as an unexpected nomination for the Pope. Frank also has a colossal and embarrassing brain fart, sort of like when John Travolta said Adele Dazeem! It's a great episode and you're great for listening.


    ALSO: Our very own Chloe Mikala has been nominated by the Chicago Reader for best stand up comic, and her comedy group My Best Friend is Black is also nominated for best comedy show. If you have a minute, vote here to show her some love!

    1 hr 24 min

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It's your go-to podcast on the NBA's most magical and mystifying team - the Washington Wizards! Join Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino every…