Wizards Party

Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL join the Five Timer's Club on the Hoops Crew. Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Matt Sparacino, and Frank are all here to welcome them in. And we cover the important questions, like: Is Klay Thompson ugly? What will happen with KD and the Rockets? And what's the deal with Lenny Kravitz's dick? All of that and more on today's edition of the Hoops Crew.

Hello everyone and welcome to a very weedtastic episode! It's 4/20! We're all so high! We talk about basketball and playoffs and why Frank hates the Spurs and the play-in and other stuff! Puff puff podcast, dudes!

Begun, the playoffs have! It's the most wonderful time of the year: The NBA playoffs! Frank and Matt are joined again by guests Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL to talk all things NBA playoffs. We also welcome the new Mystics to DC and do lots of other fun stuff! Who reads these episode descriptions anyway! If you read this message, let me know and I'll pay you $10!

We're baaaaaack! Matt and Frank are joined by dear friends of the show Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL to talk about so many things! Among other things, we recap the women's NCAA finals, talk WNBA free agency, the Mystics, and the NBA playoffs. We also talk about Geno Auriemma being a total loser! PS. We've missed you.

MC, Matt, and Frank join forces to break down every single play of this year's Super Bowl. We talk Kid Rock, Sarah Wilby's party, eating cans of soup, ginger quarterbacks, and so much more. We rank this year's game and halftime show, plus we take a look at the Pistons/Hornets brawl. But first...Pearl Jam!

Welcome to DC, Anthony Davis! This week MC, G2, Matt, and Frank break down all of the activity at the NBA trade deadline (especially the blockbuster trade sending AD to DC). That's right - we're talking pick swaps and dick swaps. Plus, we talk about the state of the Bulls, revisit the Goon Squad from Space Jam 2, and our Super Bowl picks! Stay through to the end of the episode for trade thoughts from Eli L, and a recording from a recent outing to Lakers v Wizards with friends of the show Jake Frelick, Aaron Bliden, and Chelsea Willis! Justice for G-Wiz!

It's the episode you've all been waiting for: Matt, Greg, and Frank are here to break down our thoughts about the main characters of the NBA last week - The Washington Wizards and Trae Young. Welcome to DC, Trae! We share our thoughts on the move, what it means for the future of the Wiz, and share some voicemails from our friends with their thoughts as well. It's a heated poddery situation. Plus, we talk about Matt and Greg's big NFL parlay, correctly predict the Houston Texans to win against the Steelers, and discuss how social media is getting better and better. Bear down! This episode is hotter than a kiln. Kiln you dig it? Smash that play button and find out now!

Happy new year! The full crew is here, and we're talking about all sorts of good stuff: the last week of the NFL season, picks for round 1 of the NFL playoffs, the Bears vibes in Chicago, and a check-in on the NBA season. Plus we talk Heated Rivalry and oh so much more. Smash that play button and get on in here!

Ho ho ho! Merry Spritemas! We've got a very naughty episode for you today. MC, Chlo, Matt, and Frank are here to look ahead to the Christmas Day games in the NFL and the NBA and help you decide what to watch. We also hand out awards for the Hoopers and Poopers of 2025. The Lord is working in mysterious ways. Grab your racist granny and smash that play button!

This episode is all about giving love! And starting our new cult: The FORMATT! Join us as we discuss the woes of the Washington Commanders, the Emirates NBA Cup, and Matt's heartbreak over the Clippers cutting Chris Paul. We also talk about Ethan Slater - who is he? A Johnny Tsunami villain? Listen now to find out!