WOE.BEGONE

An episode ~90% generated by a predictive text algorithm. Enjoy this wacky (non-canon) adventure set at O.V.E.R. in the year 2040. I can't take credit for any of the funniest decisions in this one.

WOE.BEGONE season 4 will continue next week. 

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Mike always gets to talk, but he never gets to listen. He usually doesn't want to listen, but it would be nice to at least have the option.

(Next week will be an intermission!)

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WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com

TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

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LOUD NOISES AT:

16:23 - 17:00

19:17 - 19:41

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Mike finally gets to kick back and sleep off some of his stress. He really takes a huge weight off of his shoulder.

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.

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Mike is out of the compound and into the real world. Where will he go now that he has a chance to stretch his legs?

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Isabel Wilson, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.

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Dang, I hope Donny and Brendan reconcile soon. I'm rooting for them.

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing.

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Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. 

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. 

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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WOE.BEGONE will return after a short intermission. For now, here is a song for your listening pleasure. 

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Lyrics:

Walking home I am a little tired

you would mistake me for anyone

It was a heavenly body before I was anything

I was feeling heavy about it even before it got a chance to lift me

in a desperate hum

I gave it what it wants (mmmmmmm)

I was saying

the decline

was coming shortly

I can not predict the future

but I’m not trying

oh I’m not trying

I mean do you really have to wonder

what kind of person gets in so far?

The sky was streaked with anger

across the middle like a scar

and I was living wrong with that

always ready to finish

dispossessed from an ending

I swear is near

It’s a miracle

transcended on the floor

where the dirt is

I am having too much

fun with it

I’m supposed to be serious

spilling out an infection into open wounds

the bark of a tree to cure what ails

I never intended to defend myself

I gave it what it wants and that was it

I gave it what it wants

and that was it.

I mean do you really have to wonder

what kind of person gets in so far?

The sky was streaked with anger

across the middle like a scar

and I was living wrong with that

always ready to finish

dispossessed from an ending

I swear is near

Walking home I am a little tired

you would mistake me for anyone.

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Where am I?

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com

TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

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Well, Mike, if you didn't want that to happen, you always could have, you know, not done it.

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com

TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvia Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

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