WOE.BEGONE

In which Mike has a series of extremely one-sided conversations, something that is incredibly in-character for him to do.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.

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Home where my thought's escapin'
Home where my music's playin'
Home where my love lies waitin'
Silently for me.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

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ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, Justin Clavet, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.

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What's on the other side of the wall?

Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com

TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, Justin Clavet, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston. 

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Sponsor words, from them, the sponsors. 

If you would like to keep WOE.BEGONE's ads strictly parody, please consider supporting the show on Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . There's so much cool stuff there: early episodes, instrumentals, patron discord channel, and the spinoff series The Diary of Aliza Schultz. $5 patrons get the soundtrack albums, exclusive art writing and music, and Cat Clips: collections of my cat interrupting my recording like she did in this very episode. $10 patrons get access to full-length director's commentaries. The fun never ends at WOE.BEGONE INDUSTRIES LLC. 

Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, SRaye96, and Elliott K for supporting the show.

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[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

For the season finale, Mike is back in Oldbrush Valley and it's time to pull off the Ultimate Heist. But please don't call it a heist. Any time something has been called a heist it's only ever resulted in pain.

There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.

Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, and SRaye96 for supporting the show.

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This is a clip from the newest episode of The Diary of Aliza Schultz, available only on Patreon. To get this episode and all future episodes, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . 

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is an impressionistic, surreal story told in the fictional form of a fictional Aliza Schultz, a woman without a future or a past. She examines and reinvents her reality through the medium of book reviews, namely the books of pop novelist Rafael Muslani. It is available to all patrons and new episodes come out every two weeks. 

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I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine.

Listen after the credits for an extended version of “GUIDE DOG” from the season 2 soundtrack.

There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.

Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, and Anthony S for supporting the show.

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Apologies for the audio quality. The bug in mike's house is not intended to record in podcast quality. We would also like to apologize for Mike referring to himself in the third person in this episode. That was uncomfortable. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can bug your friend’s house and make a podcast from the audio.

Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, and cookiedoughgelato, Anthony S, Cece Byrnes, Nora V, and Lekha Shupeck for supporting the show.

TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com

PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone

MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE

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This is a teaser for the first patreon exclusive episode of the WOE.BEGONE spinoff podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz. Aliza reviews a second Rafael Muslani novel, his first, Treading on a False Memory. Hope you guys like it.

If you want to support the show and hear this episode, head over to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Thanks for playing. 

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Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night!

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DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

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