Get in the fucking pan, since you wanna act onions!

God this episode was a fucking slog to get through... in the first-ever technical difficulties in Thot Topics recorded history, we lost FIFTEEN GODDAMN MINUTES OF AUDIO from our first take and had to start fresh. We handle it okay but our mournful mood looms large over this episode. Since God came down and took our scathing hot Fire Island takes from the world and my hard drive, we instead turn to the Harper's Magazine open letter calling to CANCEL cancel culture, along with some extremely pressing and important YouTuber drama. Since we were left with a Cancelthon on our hands, we then decide to play a game of Cancel Her or Keep Her, where we justify which women deserve to be canceled, and which deserve to stay! They got us gal!

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