Showing up to the Met Gala with another person whom you could plausibly be boning is the surest way to set the gossip rags aflame. (Requisite Grimes/Elon Musk link here. I have a problem!) But in a new interview with The Times UK, Hailey Baldwin revealed that she and Shawn Mendes, despite walking the red carpet together earlier this month, are not currently on the trajectory to coupledom.

After rumors began swirling that SNL star Pete Davidson was casually dating ponytail inventor Ariana Grande, the actor began receiving comments from fans (haters?) suggesting that he—as a sufferer of bipolar disorder—should not be in a relationship with anyone, let alone Grande. Davidson wasn’t having it, so he responded in the form of a screengrabbed message written in Apple’s Notes app.

E! News has added not one but two descriptors to the “mystery man” seen with Canadian pop star Avril Lavigne over the past few months. First, his name is Phillip Sarofim. Second, he is the son of a “Texas billionaire” named Fayez Sarofim.

Lover of both leather and sweatpants Justin Theroux revealed he isn’t the only Hollywood hunk of a certain age with an unusual animal tattooed on his back at this weekend’s Vulture Festival in New York City. During a conversation with podcast host and breakout Queer Eye star Jonathan Van Ness, the former Mr. Jennifer Aniston pulled up his shirt and showed off the...unique body art that covers the top-left quadrant of his back.

Jennifer Garner, just barely freed of Ben Affleck, has invited several hundred less cumbersome pests into her home: a colony of ants. People reports that Garner introduced her new eusocial insects to the world via an Instagram story on Monday. The ants appear to live in a little green farm, embossed with the silhouette of what I can only assume is a dying mill town.

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, one of whom I adore and one of whom I merely tolerate, are casually dating! This is as scintillated as I’ve been since the Grimes/Elon Musk news came down. Sorry, c. Grande only just became single after ending her two year relationship with Mac Miller earlier this month. Davidson also very recently ended his long-term relationship with Cazzie David, daughter of Larry David.

On Sunday, Parks and Recreation star Retta hosted an event at the Vulture Festival in Manhattan to promote her new show, Good Girls, and her new book, So Close to Being the Shit, Y’all Don’t Even Know. At some point in the midst of all the plugging, someone managed to slip in a question about January’s Babe.net article detailing a young woman’s sexual misconduct allegation against Retta’s Parks and Rec co-star, Aziz Ansari.

On Wednesday, at the Cannes Film Festival, where John Travolta is promoting his new movie, Gotti, the actor did an interview in which he was asked, among other things, for his thoughts on the #MeToo movement and what he sees as its effect on Hollywood. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Travolta replied: “I don’t know much about it. I try to keep people equal. I’m a citizen of the globe. Division is a dangerous thing.

Hilary Duff’s neighbor sounds like kind of an asshole, but aren’t there, like, co-op boards and email chains for that type of shit? If you live in Soho? On Wednesday, Duff published a series of Instagram Stories complaining about her neighbor Dieter Addison, who, according to Page Six, is a young “German beer scion.” Duff told her 9 million followers that Addison “smokes cigarettes and weed all night long,” until her apartment reeks of it.

Meghan Markle’s father, Thomas, is reportedly returning to the hospital on account of some chest pains he’s attributing to emotional distress. He already had one heart attack less than a week ago, and now, he thinks it’s going to happen again.