Since Donald Trump is planning to skip the traditional roasting of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Samantha Bee has stepped up. Her Not the White House Correspondents’ Dinner will now provide the masses with an opportunity to watch Trump getting mocked on broadcast TV, much good that it will do us. NTWHCD was planned even before Trump decided he wouldn’t be partaking in the time honored tradition of smiling grimly through criticism couched in gags.

Every time I watch a segment of Today co-hosted by Jenna Bush Hager, I’m struck by how out of place she seems. Unlike the show’s best hosts, like Hoda, Al, Tamron (RIP), and Willie (RIP), she lacks that specific skill required of morning show hosts that makes her capable of switching tones at the drop of a hat. She’s usually in goofy mode, and when asked to get serious, can never quite pull it off convincingly.

Damn, poor Kendall Jenner. She just wanted to broker peace by handing a cop a Pepsi, but instead, everyone hates her. She briefly fled to Paris, but returned to LA yesterday, for some reason, where it seems things have not improved. “Kendall was grateful for the change,” a source told Hollywood Life. “She is really traumatized over the Pepsi backlash.

In case you, like me, were shocked to discover that seemingly all the parents of the Otter Bay School in HBO’s Big Little Lies have remarkably good singing voices (put on display at Trivia Night during the denouement of the seven-episode series), it is time—much like the discovery of who’s abusing Amabella—for a reality check. Minor spoilers below.

In case you needed a reminder that corporations don’t care about you, that #TheResistance is already being co-opted as a marketing scheme, and that Kendall Jenner cannot act, Pepsi has released a very bad commercial to jog your memory. Posted yesterday to YouTube, the so-called “short film” stars Kendall Jenner and features a song by Skip Marley—a grandson of Bob.

Like many people who have been fruitlessly dating for well over a decade, I am deeply and profoundly tired of it. I saw a tweet a few months back that captured my feelings on the matter pretty accurately: “Dating at 25: is this person the one?? Dating at 35: just hope he ruins my life in an interesting way.

On April 1 of 2016, the staffs of Jezebel and Deadspin swapped sites for the day, and the results were immensely satisfying. We learned about a Man Achieving Adequacy, and about another man who uses hand soap to wash his face. We discussed the mutants who stand up to wipe their asses; we heard some opinions on Ryan Gosling and Rudy and Samoyeds and cigars. Fun times! Today, you will find no such tomfoolery on this website.

When he was a 5th grader in Ottawa, Canada, Matthew Perry (with the help of a friend) beat up a young Justin Trudeau. Perry recounted the sad, embarrassingtale to Jimmy Kimmel on his show a couple weeks ago: “I think he was the only kid in school that we could beat up,” he said, adding, “You know, I’m not bragging about this, this is terrible. I was a stupid kid, I didn’t want to beat him up. In fact, I think at one point I tried to turn it into love play.

Kris Jenner is reportedly “taking a break” from her relationship with Corey Gamble, with the intent on ending things for good as soon as she finds the time to do so. As reported by Bossip, Jenner and the “wide-hipped” Gamble were last seen together in public on Valentine’s Day and that they’ve been on a break since February.

You may have been charmed by the recent photo that the man who will always be best known as Carlton (actor Alfonso Ribeiro) posted on Instagram of his reunion with (most of) the cast of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but there’s one person who wasn’t: Janet Hubert, the original Aunt Viv. Hubert played Viv for the show’s first three seasons, until she was replaced by Daphne Maxwell Reid for the show’s final three seasons.