As we know, Adele isn’t particularly interested in broadcasting her every personal milestone. And that’s cool — so long as she continues to sing songs that make me cry, I demand nothing else. But you may be interested to know that she got married. Over the weekend, Adele performed in Brisbane, Australia and, in between songs, casually dropped the news that she and her longtime partner, Simon Konecki, are officially wed.

Earlier this week it was reported that a “pivotal parole hearing” in July could result in the release of O.J. Simpson from prison “as early as October 1.” But despite the fact that “previous ratings of Simpson have scored him in the low-risk category for release,” TMZ took it upon themselves to use this information to create a new story: that O.J. could soon become a reality star.

In an interview with the Sunday Times, Kristen Stewart gets a little real about Robert Pattinson, her sexuality and her occasionally-tetchy relationship with the paparazzi. The media frenzy that swirled about Stewart’s relationship with Pattinson was difficult to weather for her, and understandably so. Being in a relationship is hard enough, but being in a relationship with a man you met on the set of a movie that has its very own slavering fanbase is probably a little harder.

Prince Harry has reportedly gone to great lengths (or, in some ways, no lengths at all) to win the affection of his new American girlfriend. The Sun reports Wednesday that the red-headed royal has “WAXED his chest” in order to “look his shiny best.” A source told The Sun: “Harry’s been seen as a ‘man’s man’ all his adult life, so this has come as shock to his close friends.

Pete Davidson has been on Saturday Night Live a bit less lately, appearing in fewer sketches or pre-recorded bits. On Monday, Davidson posted a photo of himself to Instagram with the following caption: Just wanted to let you guys know I’m okay. I know I’ve kinda been missing, on social media and on the show. I quit drugs and am happy and sober for the first time in 8 years. It wasn’t easy, but I got a great girl, great friends and I consider myself a lucky man.

After much ado, House Republicans have released their bill to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act (commonly known as Obamacare). If passed, millions of people could lose health coverage, and Planned Parenthood will be entirely stripped of funding. CNN reports that the bill was unveiled today sans Congressional Budget Office score. A CBO score would identify the number of people losing coverage as a result of the ACA repeal.

Remy Ma is not finished with Nicki Minaj just yet, if this new diss track, “Another One” is any indication. It has been almost a week since Remy Ma came for Nicki Minaj via “ShETHER,” a blistering response to Nicki’s tepid verse on Gucci Mane’s latest “Make Love.” Nicki has been silent. Remy Ma is not interested in Nicki’s silence; she would very much like a response. Ideally once Nicki’s done with Paris Fashion Week, she’ll get one.

There’s not much to this story about a romance gone sour, but there’s more than enough to make it funny. More than enough to make it worthy of the top spot in the AM Dirt Bag. (It’s a huge honor, I assure you.) Remember when Meg Ryan dated John Mellencamp? Probably! But in case you do not, allow me to inform you that they dated on-and-off (mostly on) from 2011 to 2015—back when the world was still filled with color and light.

Jennifer Aniston is married to hot actor-man Justin Theroux but she was once married to grizzly actor-man Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is very famously divorcing Angelina Jolie. You know what else he’s doing? Texting Jennifer Aniston. According to Page Six, Pitt reached out to Aniston to say happy birthday earlier this month and they have been casually texting ever since. “There has just been some friendly back and forth, nothing more than that,” said their source.

Hundreds of protestors filled the streets Wednesday night in Anaheim after an off-duty LAPD officer fired his weapon during a confrontation with a 13-year old boy Tuesday. KTLA reports that the incident occurred Tuesday afternoon and “began over ongoing issues with juveniles walking across the officer’s property,” according to a statement from the Anaheim police.