We recorded a live episode on Wed 3/4. I'm sorry about my obsession with 25 Words Or Less, but I need to try and get people to play it with me over the phone. Thanks to everyone who joined us during the livestreams! Will this be the final episode of the show? I guess we'll see...

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RECORDED LIVE MARCH 4th, 2026

00:00 Welcome to The Show

01:15 The Final Episode Announcement & Meltdown

03:11 Kiss Us On The Lips Goodbye

04:20 Makeup Store Call Setup

05:39 Cornell’s Hot Steamy Date Night (Nirvanna Movie)

08:02 25 Words or Less Tease + A-List Flex

09:32 Revenge of the Nerds & Robert Carradine Tragedy

10:34 Men Commit Suicide 4x More + Jordan Peterson Talk

13:07 Live Call with the Makeup Store Girl

14:29 Guy Makeup & Kissable Lips Discussion

17:19 Inventing “Guy Liner” for Dudes

19:21 Liquid Eyeliner Tutorial & Questions

21:24 Powerball Lottery Number Request

22:50 Mascara = “Masculara” Puns

25:20 Checking the Live Chat & Tips

26:51 Hanging By a Thread (Threads App Joke)

28:26 Waterproof Makeup for MMA Fighters

33:11 25 Words or Less Game Attempt

34:32 Caller Bails Out 35:17 Risks of Going Live & Apology

36:10 John M’s Billion-Dollar Idea Stolen – Teledriving in Austin

43:46 Rant: Society’s Collapse, Billionaires vs Slaves

44:43 How Walmart & Amazon Killed Small-Town America

48:42 Cornell Hates Amazon (Canceled Prime 10 Years Ago)

We call some places to tell them there's a bad word in their recorded menu message, we play 25 Words or Less while getting the winning Powerball numbers, sing some songs, give people the silent treatment, AND we make a teenage friend in the Patreon portion of the show! Join us for a LIVE episode right here on YouTube at 1pm PST Wed 3/4.

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00:00 - Start / Game Show Banter

06:18 - Podcast Intro Discussion & God is Trans Song

11:38 - Chicken or Egg Philosophy

14:46 - Patreon Promo & Craigslist Co-host Idea

18:26 - Phone Pranks Begin - Classic Tuxedo Call

22:50 - Bad Bake House - Teenager Hack Recording

27:34 - Texas Debbie Suit - Powerball Number #1 (39)

31:26 - O H Danish - Peter Old Recording

36:30 - Urban Bakery - No Live Answering

38:46 - Pacific Central - Car or Bakery Mystery

You're in the right place if you want to hear about a naked zombie with a big hog, play some 25 Words Or Less, and WIN THE POWERBALL LOTTERY.

BeeMan and Corneezy take you on an adventure in a new episode of the WRP! Join us on Tuesday 2/24 at NOON PST and watch REVENGE OF THE NERDS LIVE ON PATREON! (pay what you wish)

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00:00 - Intro & Sarcasm Bit

02:34 - 25 Words or Less Game Setup

07:27 - No Life in Your Jizz Song

11:52 - Vasectomy Discussion

13:16 - Doctor Checkup Stories

16:16 - Phantom Penis Lawsuit

16:39 - 28 Days Later Zombie Discussion

18:47 - Proportionate Penis Talk

21:50 - Short Kings & Bagel Shop Guy

22:20 - Going Bald Discussion

Strap yourself in for another wild rollercoaster ride that is the WRP. C & B talk about the sexy old lady Meredith Viera and play 25 Words Or Less with each other and with a guy we call. We call people to tell them that Meredith Viera doesn't wear underwear, we get the winning Powerball numbers, and much more- you gotta listen for yourselves! Subscribe to the YouTube channel and get alerts to catch BW livestreaming!

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0:00 Intro & Epstein Files Discussion

5:47 Hand Washing Debate

8:55 High/Low Game & Phone Calls Begin

12:51 Powerball Number Collection

18:27 Meredith Vieira Underwear Discussion

27:35 25 Words or Less Game

Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan talk about one of Bee Man's crank calls, then we play it for you. Then we call around and find out there is active discrimination against fat guys when it comes to riding horses. We make more Phone Phriends and get the winning Powerball numbers as well. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!

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0:00 - Intro & Show Start

0:42 - Joe Rogan Shoutout Discussion

3:45 - Playing the Rogan Clip

6:20 - Prank Call: Phone Sex Line

20:45 - More Podcast Shoutouts

22:30 - Calling Horse Stables

28:15 - Calling Clothing Stores

32:40 - Knitting Store Calls

40:25 - Powerball Number Collection Begins

Multi- billionaire John M (Text Café, HomeFine, GhosteFine, etc) returns to tell us about his new banking system that uses drones and real clouds. We try to get some clients for him and we also get the winning Powerball numbers and much more, on this episode of the WORLD RECORD PODCAST! More livestreams to come.

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0:00 - Show intro / Deal Dash ad parody

1:00 - Real doll discussion / Deal Dash continued

5:00 - Samsung hold music interruption / Real doll debate

8:00 - John M introduction / Sky Find Financial pitch begins

10:00 - Sky banking concept explained / Drone-based banking

15:00 - News clip about Sky Find Financial / Drone malfunctions

20:00 - Banking logistics discussion / DNA verification system

25:00 - Sky Pet Cemetery concept / Bird story

30:00 - Calling financial institutions / Pitching Sky Fine

35:00 - Shark Tank attempts / Multiple call attempts

Your favorite prisoner, Jared from Subway has transitioned and is now Jarella Fogella, but that's not the big news. The big news is SHE"S PREGNANT. Corneezy & Bee Dubbz talk to Jarella about being pregmant in prison and eventually can't take anymore of his crap so we hang up on him. We get the winning Powerball numbers for this week, and make some friends. It's a great time as usual. Thank you to everyone who watched Dreamscape with us as well! More livestreams to come.

Get into another World Record episode with Bee Man and Corneezy where we harmonize, sing, Bee Man writes another great movie about a foot freak who makes wet hoagies, we get the winning Powerball numbers for you to play this week. Join us to watch a movie LIVE on Patreon on FRIDAY January 23rd at 3pm PST! Join the Patreon (pay what you wish) to be part of the livestream👇

WELCOME TO THE BEST PODCAST so far in 2026. Corneezy & Beezy create some new insults, we call around to get the winning Powerball numbers, we call Cornell's girlfriend and insult her, Bee Man writes a whole movie about a woman and a fish who fall in love, we beat box, and much more! Enjoy this episode before it's too late!

Happy New Year! What better way to start off 2026 than a look back at some of the highlights from 2025 featuring Nick Vatterott, Chris Fairbanks, Mikey Kampmann, Stephán, Nick Rutherford, Actor John Merriman, Corneezy, Fart Simpson, Allen Strickland Williams, Hellman, Henry Phillips, Patrick Keane, Lenny Lovetruck, Ted Radcliff, Brendon's Therapist, Kent Weinbach, Krazy Klown & Wakky Wizzard, Baseball Brendon & Baseball Cornell, Gilly The Clown, and Scary Monster!