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The Gnarlax have been asking more and more often about martial arts. It's probably because they've finally started watching Jackie Chan movies. Tobes and Jesse have on Judo Master Vaughn Rey, but how does one throw your opponent in zero gravity? Special thanks to Jacob Lowrey!

Episode 43 - Black Belt Strapped and Throwin' Down with Vaughn Rey

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Tobes and Jesse got an email from this weeks guest very formally requesting to be on the show. Fran has a special message to send out to the Gnarlax and they're the only ones who can help find her true identity. Special thanks to Julie Marchiano!

Episode 42 - Needing Some Space to Grow with Fran

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When nature creeps in at the seams, when you find yourself cowering in the corner with a tennis racket, when the furry terror gnaw at your mind, there is only woman fighting back: Lyn Sears, animal control expert. She has much to teach Tobes, Jesse and Gnarlax alike. Special thanks to Molly Kearney!

Episode 41 - The Ceaseless Skittering Within the Walls w/ Lyn Sears

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Whaddup Gnarlax! This episode is special like brownies! Cuz Tobes and Jesse can only think of one man to help ring in this sweet, sticky holidank: their best bud Squirrel! You know why they call him Squirrel? That dude loves trees, na'mean?! Special thanks to Chris Higgins!

Episode 40 - The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything with Squirrel

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Tobes and Jesse have on guest Twercules to let the Gnarlax know what is going on in "da club."  Things fall apart; the center cannot hold. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. Special thanks to Brandon Kieffer!

Episode 39 - Three Dudes, A Mic, and a Pizza Place w/ Twercules

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Tobes and Jesse are joined this week by Bradford T. Washington, a man who has decided to opt out of our consumerist culture. They teach the Gnarlax about the simple joys of living a minimalist lifestyle. Special thanks to Ian Owens!

Episode 38 - Mnmlst Xprnc w/ Bradford T. Washington

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The Gnarlax are absolutely fascinated with this week's guest. Tobes and Jesse catch up on the intensely extravagant life of "Action" Ronnie Glibson. His career has taken a trajectory that can only been described as extreme sporting. Special thanks Martin Morrow!

It seems that the Gnarlax are just as obsessed with the macabre as we are. We brought on guest expert Kachel Rachel to discuss the horrors of humanity: serial killers. I wonder if she knows past guest Michael Caruthers (WINK). Special thanks to Meredith Kachel!

Episode 37 - More Fairly Grim Tales with Kachel Rachel

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Though the Gnarlax have not asked for this episode, when Anthie Causswan reached out, Tobes and Jesse knew that they needed to do this interview. To educate mankind and Gnarkind alike about the Trans-humanist movement. Cyborgs are people too. As Anthie would put it, Cyborgs are the future of humanity. Special thanks to Andy Bolduc!

Episode 36 - Grafting the Future with Anthie Causswan

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The Gnarlax have been quite curious about how humans view death. Like, to an alarming degree? Do they know something about current Earth affairs that we don't?! Anyway, Tobes and Jesse speak with death and corpse hobbyist Beyoncé Rosenblatt to get a better idea of just how much is involved in being dead. Special thanks to Rebecca Loeser!

Episode 35 - Death is Nothing to Fear with Beyoncé Rosenblatt

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