Worst Contact

By Machine Culture

Worst Contact chronicles the adventures of Tobes and Jesse. Our intrepid slackers are thrust into the spotlight after their middling podcast "Gnar Talk Radio" is accidentally uploaded to the NASA deep... more

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August 03, 2016 Episode 14 - Faygo F*** Yaself! w/ Gene tha Juggalo Genie
Tobes and Jesse sit down with Gene tha Juggalo Genie and teach Gnarlax and mankind about the least understood subsect of any genre of music: the elusive Juggalo. We learn about everything from face paint to free loading. Special thanks to Dale McPeek!

Episode 14 - Faygo F*** Yaself! w/ Gene tha Juggalo Genie

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July 27, 2016 Episode 13 - Soft but Strong w/ Cilantro Tooney
Join Tobes and Jesse as they get back into the swing of things after their highly successful book tour. They're joined by guest expert Cilantro Tooney to teach Gnarlax and Humans alike about the gigantic business that nobody is talking about: Toilet Paper. We take a glimpse into the industry that everybody shits on. Special thanks to Atra Asdou!

Episode 13 - Soft but Strong w/ Cilantro Tooney

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July 20, 2016 Episode 12 - Born2Guard w/ Kurt Pickelow
This week Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about swimmin'. More specifically, they have on guest Kurt Pickelow: Lifeguard Extraordinaire. We learn about saving lives whether the water is chlorinated, salienated, or fresh2death. Hopefully minimal death though. Special thanks to Zach Bartz!

Episode 12 - Born2Guard w/ Kurt Pickelow

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June 29, 2016 Episode 11 - Goin' Dutch and Gettin' Real Toasty w/ Leeeesa Schumacher
This week Tobes and Jesse are joined by their bud Leeeesa Schumacher. She's been in Holland for a spell, but she's finally back! She's here to teach the dudes, and Gnarlax, about the wonderful world of Dutch VHS. Special thanks to Emily Fightmaster!

Episode 11 - Goin' Dutch and Gettin' Real Toasty w/ Leeeesa Schumacher

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June 22, 2016 Episode 10 - The Animal Kingdom w/ "Danger" Dick Turnbuckle
This week Tobes and Jesse get the opportunity to meet one of their childhood heroes, "Danger" Dick Turnbuckle. They teach the Gnarlax that it's the Animal Kingdom not the animal democracy, and to never, ever, meet your heroes. Special thanks to Dan Drees!

Episode 10 - The Animal Kingdom with "Danger" Dick Turnbuckle

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June 15, 2016 Episode 9 - Locked, Loaded, and Hard AF w/ Officer Corey
This week, Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about human sexuality. They speak with their childhood sexual education teacher/policeman, Officer Corey. Thanks, Public School System! Special thanks to Gary Pascal!

Episode 9 - Locked, Loaded, and Hard AF w/ Officer Corey

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June 08, 2016 Episode 8 - All Cards Eventually End Up in the Graveyard w/ Roosevelt Coolidge
Tobes and Jesse meet with internationally ranked Magic: The Gathering player, Roosevelt Coolidge. We teach the Gnarlax all about the perils and health risks that come with being a professional table top gamer. Special thanks to Norm Holly!

Episode 8: All Cards Eventually End Up in the Graveyard w/ Roosevelt Coolidge

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June 01, 2016 Episode 7 - An Abstract Piece is Several Layers w/ Dora St. Vincent
Tobes and Jesse have on Junior Curator from the Art Institute, Dora St. Vincent, to talk about the fundamentals of art. We learn that artists, art and Junior Curators are really, very hard to like. Special thanks to Claire Friedman!

Episode 7 - An Abstract Piece is Several Layers w/ Dora St. Vincent

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May 25, 2016 Episode 6 - The Forest is Dark and Screaming w/ Barry Lundgaard
Tobes and Jesse are visited by Barry Lundgaard, a local Plant Psychologist. They learn that plants all have complex emotions, but the darkest forest is within the minds of men. Special thanks to Jonathan Euseppi!

Episode 6 - The Forest is Dark and Screaming w/ Barry Lundgaard

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May 18, 2016 Episode 6 - All-Star Athleticism and the Continuous Grind w/ "Action" Ronnie Glibson
Tobes and Jesse are visited by All-Star Athlete many times over (and in every sense) "Action Ronnie" Glibson. He's here to teach the Gnarlax about what it takes to be the best and exactly what is a concussion. Special thanks to Martin Morrow.
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FAQs about Worst Contact:

How many episodes does Worst Contact have?

The podcast currently has 45 episodes available.