Worst Contact

Worst Contact

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Worst Contact episodes

  • Episode 14 - Faygo F*** Yaself! w/ Gene tha Juggalo Genie
    Tobes and Jesse sit down with Gene tha Juggalo Genie and teach Gnarlax and mankind about the least understood subsect of any genre of music: the elusive Juggalo. We learn about everything from face paint to free loading. Special thanks to Dale McPeek!
    Episode 14 - Faygo F*** Yaself! w/ Gene tha Juggalo Genie
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    35 min
  • Episode 13 - Soft but Strong w/ Cilantro Tooney
    Join Tobes and Jesse as they get back into the swing of things after their highly successful book tour. They're joined by guest expert Cilantro Tooney to teach Gnarlax and Humans alike about the gigantic business that nobody is talking about: Toilet Paper. We take a glimpse into the industry that everybody shits on. Special thanks to Atra Asdou!
    Episode 13 - Soft but Strong w/ Cilantro Tooney
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    37 min
  • Episode 12 - Born2Guard w/ Kurt Pickelow
    This week Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about swimmin'. More specifically, they have on guest Kurt Pickelow: Lifeguard Extraordinaire. We learn about saving lives whether the water is chlorinated, salienated, or fresh2death. Hopefully minimal death though. Special thanks to Zach Bartz!
    Episode 12 - Born2Guard w/ Kurt Pickelow
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    34 min
  • Episode 11 - Goin' Dutch and Gettin' Real Toasty w/ Leeeesa Schumacher

    This week Tobes and Jesse are joined by their bud Leeeesa Schumacher. She's been in Holland for a spell, but she's finally back! She's here to teach the dudes, and Gnarlax, about the wonderful world of Dutch VHS. Special thanks to Emily Fightmaster!

    Episode 11 - Goin' Dutch and Gettin' Real Toasty w/ Leeeesa Schumacher
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    48 min
  • Episode 10 - The Animal Kingdom w/ "Danger" Dick Turnbuckle
    This week Tobes and Jesse get the opportunity to meet one of their childhood heroes, "Danger" Dick Turnbuckle. They teach the Gnarlax that it's the Animal Kingdom not the animal democracy, and to never, ever, meet your heroes. Special thanks to Dan Drees!
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    36 min
  • Episode 9 - Locked, Loaded, and Hard AF w/ Officer Corey
    This week, Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about human sexuality. They speak with their childhood sexual education teacher/policeman, Officer Corey. Thanks, Public School System! Special thanks to Gary Pascal!
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    39 min
  • Episode 8 - All Cards Eventually End Up in the Graveyard w/ Roosevelt Coolidge
    Tobes and Jesse meet with internationally ranked Magic: The Gathering player, Roosevelt Coolidge. We teach the Gnarlax all about the perils and health risks that come with being a professional table top gamer. Special thanks to Norm Holly!
    Episode 8: All Cards Eventually End Up in the Graveyard w/ Roosevelt Coolidge
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    40 min
  • Episode 7 - An Abstract Piece is Several Layers w/ Dora St. Vincent
    Tobes and Jesse have on Junior Curator from the Art Institute, Dora St. Vincent, to talk about the fundamentals of art. We learn that artists, art and Junior Curators are really, very hard to like. Special thanks to Claire Friedman!

    Episode 7 - An Abstract Piece is Several Layers w/ Dora St. Vincent
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    31 min
  • Episode 6 - The Forest is Dark and Screaming w/ Barry Lundgaard
    Tobes and Jesse are visited by Barry Lundgaard, a local Plant Psychologist. They learn that plants all have complex emotions, but the darkest forest is within the minds of men. Special thanks to Jonathan Euseppi!
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    33 min

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Worst Contact chronicles the adventures of Tobes and Jesse. Our intrepid slackers are thrust into the spotlight after their middling podcast "Gnar Talk Radio" is accidentally uploaded to the NASA…