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Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about the wonderful world of self medication! They have on their former classmate and noted beautiful person, Jillian Marciano, to talk about the mental health benefits of micro-dosing. Oh, and Jesse gets his feelings hurt. Special thanks to Carly Ballerini!

Episode 24 - Young and Pretty; the World is Your Coachella w/ Jillian Marciano

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Tobes and Jesse learn alongside the Gnarlax as they delve into a topic that they are unfamiliar with: camping. Guest Waterfall Schneider teaches these two city boys (and countless aliens) about going out into nature, living deliberately, and cutting the power cord to commune with the trees. Special thanks to Kaitlyn Grissom!

Episode 23 - Thoreau-ly Enjoyable w/ Waterfall Schneider

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This week on Gnar Talk Radio, Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about the horrifying world of robotics. Dr. Karey Anne Mason is our guest and we cover all aspects of the cute, metallic destruction that we are slowly building for ourselves. Special thanks to Kelly Opalko!

Episode 22 - The 69th Law of Robotics with Dr. Karey Anne Mason

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Tobes and Jesse go back to basics this week. The Gnarlax seem to be confused as to what exactly an expert is. So, they invite on Expert Expert, Dr. Derek Grey. Experts are his expertise. Special thanks to Aaron Ray!

Episode 21 - Self-Reflexive Expert Textures with Dr. Derek Grey

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Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about the harsh reality that is growing up an orphan. Guest Orphelia Nightblade, whose parents are totally dead, teach us much about loss and animals. Special thanks to Lydia House!

Episode 20 - Death of the Family w/ Orphelia Nightblade

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Tobes and Jesse sit down with Simon Softhands, one of the worlds greatest cat trainers, to teach the Gnarlax about the difficulties of training our feline friends. We promise that no cats were harmed in the making of this episode. Special thanks to Blake Burkhart!

Episode 19 - Cat Sheltered w/ Simon Softhands

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This week Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about the wonderful art of acting. Their guest, master thespian Rummington Crams, opens up about his experiences and just how tough it is to live inside the mind of an actor. Frankly, it seems like a real mess of a time. Special thanks to Joe McMahon!

Episode 18 - Chekov's Hate Speech w/ Rummington Crams

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This week Tobes and Jesse sit down with noted naturalist Jeremy Stewart. They intended to teach the Gnarlax about the wonders of nature. Instead, it seems like they've stepped into some heavy shit. Special thanks to Brad Einstein!

Episode 17 - A Legitimate Reason for Solitary Living with Jeremy Stewart

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Tobes and Jesse show the Gnarlax broader scope of Earth living. They sit down with explorer, and noted wanderer, Tim Clearwood aka Johnny Conquest. Johnny Conquest has never been lost. He's seen it all. Special thanks to Kevin Gerrity!

Episode 16 - Can't Get Lost If Your Map is Blank w/ Tim Clearwood aka Johnny Conquest

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This week, Tobes and Jesse are joined by Petey, the world renowned child prophet! We teach the Gnarlax about what happens to a childhood deferred by the hand of God. Special thanks to Amy Thompson!

Episode 15 - Whirled Religions w/ Petey

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