These are a few of my favorite things:

1. The Venetian Blind Bang.

2. The Mighty Oak Rut.

3. The Bearskin Rug Fuck.

4. The Steamy Shower Sexytime.

5. The Muscle Car Straddle.

6. The Cemetery Fuck.

7. The Nude Beach Stealth Bang.

8. The Warm Ocean Waters Intrusion.

9. The Balcony Boff.

The path to sexual nirvana is through hot women...

When you mix together certain ingredients you can achieve paralytic sexual bliss...

Public sex is a necessary precondition...

There must also be clothes in the way...

Your woman must be either an angel on earth, or a dirty whore. A middle of the road typical chick with gangbang experience under her belt or a commitment to the three date rule isn’t going to cut it. If you want to lift yourself to the heights of ecstacy you must feel like you are piercing the womanhood of a truly uncorrupted vagina, or, on the opposite end, spiraling downward into the pits of sin with a filthy slut.

A few ways to neutralize last minute resistance (L.M.R.):

1. Agree in words, but not in action.

2. Seduce her.

3. Pre-empt her.

4. Freeze her out.

Examples:

1. The Human Meow.

2. The Telepathic Sex Stare.

3. The Symbolic Suggestion.

4. The Unprompted Shoe Removal. 

5. The “Wow, I could use a backrub” Bonk Over The Head.

6. The Aunt Jemima Channeling. 

7. The Snake Hiss.

8. The Campbell’s Soup Song.

9. The “I’m Horny” State of the Union Address. 

The essential motivation for scoring the best-looking women is the visceral pleasure signals it sends to the reward centers of the male

"I feel like you know everything about me, but I know nothing about you."

Congratulations, you:

1. remained an elusive mystery.
2. did not give away the store to try to win her approval.

3. have intrigued her just enough to cause her subconscious to spit forth her true feelings.

Descent of Alpha follows this trajectory:

Two months pass without hitting on fresh meat. —> wannabe Seducer.

Three months pass without hitting on fresh meat. —> Master Seducer has by now been demoted to Master Beta Boyfriend.

Four months pass without hitting on fresh meat. —> Master of Nothing.

Six months pass without hitting on fresh meat. —> Master of Herbs.

“I’ll get this round, and you can get the next hundred rounds. Top shelf liquor only, please. I have standards.”

A few words can send a lot of subtle messages. Saying the above demonstrates that you don’t really care who is paying, but you’ll have some fun with the situation anyhow. It also shows you are not buying her drinks to appease her and won’t be the type of guy who gets used like a walking ATM, yet still pays homage to human nature and the deep desire of women to see resource displays in the men they are considering for sex.

Weak seduction tool for three reasons:

#1. It’s weak game.

#2. It complicates the pursuit of long term relationships.

#3. Lying is self-reinforcing.

“Being yourself” isn’t an ethically or strategically neutral stance; it is an unnecessarily negative obstacle to connecting with women in the way they want you to connect with them. Despite what women claim, they would really rather you run some game on them so they can feel those good feelings that are aroused by skilled practitioners of the art of indulging the female psyche. They just don’t want you to tell them you’re running game.