Wreckoning

Here's a handy chart demonstrating this female proclivity to endlessly take stock of your alpha cred should make things clear.

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Plotted: the Number and Intensity of Female Shit Tests for The Average Man.

First few minutes.

Rapid fire shit tests designed to weed out betas.

First few dates.

One or two shit tests per date, less crass, more subtle.

Post-sex.

Possible “I didn’t cum” shit test. Ignore it.

First few weeks.

Shit tests become less obnoxious, more defensive: “Are you always this late?”

First few months.

Non-verbal shit tests increase in frequency; she waits for you to call instead of picking up the phone herself.

Six months later.

Endearing love and romance shit tests begin to flare up: “You hardly ever give me flowers.” “Do you love me?”

One year in.

Provider shit tests in full swing. “Why don’t you buy yourself a bigger place?” “You never tell me what you do at work.”

Two years in.

“Life purpose”, marriage, and infidelity shit tests. “Where are we going with this?” “Bob just popped the question to Sarah. Aren’t you happy for them?” “Are you cheating on me?”

Thirty years in.

Regret and death shit tests: “The kids are gone. I’m not in love anymore.” “Would you wipe my spotted ass when I’m an invalid?”

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If you aren’t a natural at deflecting shit tests of all varieties, then you must teach yourself.

For those men not blessed with the quickness of mind and aloofness of temperament to handle shit tests like a champ, a system must be devised. I’ve found one.

I call it the Agree and Amplify anti-shit test counterinsurgency.

What you need to focus on, WHATEVER you do, is to maintain frame ... You want to boil down “game” into one phrase, it’s:

DON’T BE BETA.

Don’t put her on the pedestal.

and the NUMBER ONE KEY to a healthy relationship is ...

Examples of effective doom inducement:

– Turn off your cell phone twice a week. Alternate days.

– Make a blatant but plausibly deniable move on one of her friends when she’s not around. The news will get back to her. 

– Call her from a very busy place so that she can hear women’s voices laughing and shrieking in the background. Don’t tell her where you are when she asks.

– Mention how skilled your Russian ex was at giving head. 

– Be seen by your girlfriend flirting with other women in a social venue. Extra points if the women are attractive. 

– Cook her a romantic candlelight dinner at home... Then, do not talk with her for four days afterwards.

– Ignore her calls for a week. When you eventually answer and she reads you the riot act, act as if nothing was wrong and accuse her of sabotaging a perfectly good relationship.

– When her best friend tells you how cute you and your girlfriend look together, shrug.

– When she attempts the jealousy maneuver by flirting with another guy, act unfazed. Give her pickup tips.

– Gaze longingly into her eyes, say how hot she looks, then immediately glance at the bosom of any woman in the vicinity.

– Have a threesome. Spend an inordinate amount of time admiring the labia of the other woman. Be sure to moan louder with her.

– Say things like “I really value my independence and freedom” relevant to nothing in particular.

Thermonuclear Option:

** Have an affair and make sure she finds out about it. 

Women can go long stretches without sex, like a camel without water in the desert, and still keep their sanity helps them stick to their guns. A girl friend once told me “For women, when we’re not getting it, we kinda forget about it. When we’re getting it, we crave it. For men, when you guys aren’t getting it, you crave it.”

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Happiness in love rests in large part on your ability to get past your ego and see yourself for who you truly are and how much you actually bring to the table. It’s a soul-wrenching process of self-examination that sometimes only happens after years of reality have pounded into you the fact of your true worth. If you don’t like your market value, then do what you can to raise it. Otherwise, keep tilting at windmills.

A girlfriend’s hotness alone is an amazingly accurate predictor of how quickly the average man will grow bored of sex with her:

Post-sex cuddling is like a chemical reaction which drains your testosterone by the minute. Intimate cuddling will convince a girl to give herself high marks on her self-evaluation, and once she’s done this the odds she will see you as a worthy mate for the long haul -- sexual or otherwise – drop precipitously. It’s all done on the subconscious level of course, but that’s the level that is most dangerous, since it operates by flying under the radar of our conscious perimeter defenses.

Why are women offended by the wearing of socks during sex?

Women's rayp fantasy reflects a deep, inborn, uncompromising sexual desire by women to be rendered helpless, almost childlike, by a more powerful man. It is the submissive scrawling of their hindbrains, a message in a novel sailing forth from the female limbic labyrinth. And from submission to a dominant male force is born the strongest love.

I loved that he was so powerful I was nothing. -O