Welcome to this, is our most scatological episode yet! Which, uhhh, is saying something, I suppose.

In this episode: Mark makes an uncomfortable confession, Jarrett leaves his family stranded, John hides in the dairy fridge, and Kesley eats her friends.

Also in this episode: Dump Step, Void Seat, Shhhhhhhit, Silver Suppose, Bright Egg, and Brothers Control.

Hey all!

Welcome to episode 63, where we've lost track of time and also our footing in the fabric of reality.

In this episode: Mark creates a vegetable monstrosity, John fires one off, Kelsey moots herself, and Jarrett does some improv work.

Also in this episode: The Robert Pattinson Corner Hour, Hard Candy Pranks, Market Place, Smoke Look, and Potato Hole.

Hey, y'all! Come sidle up to the counter so we can serve you some hot, sweet, sticky podcast. 

In this episode: Mark invents the least appealing fruit snack, Jarrett creates a more quantifiable diaper situation, John fixes toxic masculinity, and Kelsey burns our shame. 

Also in this episode: Object Permamints, Chin-Ups, Overflow Rake, Ocean Drawer, Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants, The Ides Of March, and Purple Patch

Welcome, listeners, to our second Guest Episode: we are joined this week by our longtime friend and listener, Risa, and we solve all her problems.

In this episode: Mark scares off some birds, Kelsey won't pay $30 to watch a movie, John finds his favorite corn variant,

Also in this episode: Celebrity Whack-a-mole, Demonstrate Sort, and Hot'N'Wet Bike Cleaning Service.

Why hello, I didn't see you there.

Listen y'all: we got 2020'd. Hard. We'll get into it, but we're back and ready to bombard your ears with bad ideas and worse impressions.

In this week's episode: Mark gets beaten to death by Jim Henson, Jarrett slips into something more comfortable, Kelsey creates a generation of nuisance kid detectives, and John dreams up A Quaidet Place.

Also in this episode: Boxer Briefs, Best By, Endurable Crayon, Sun Toothbrush, Savory Underwear, Cobweb Boys, Nitty Gritty, and Uneasy Lies The Head That Wears The Crown

Well, listeners... it took 8 episodes, but quarantine has apparently reproduced the

Woof.

In this episode: John bags a baby, Kelsey expands her

Also in this episode: Comfort "Food", Fidgét Spinner, Mannequin Skywalker, America Has Talent,

Welcome dear listener, to Quarantine Episode #7, where we start to see marked deterioration of the hosts psyches.

In this episode: Mark pitches some tents, Kelsey turns up the volume, Jarrett fries up some pancakes, and John does a 1080 into Heaven.

Also in this episode: Historic Arctic Blast, Zero Tolerance Highways, Whip Bait, Go Out On A Limb, and Using A Sledghammer To Crack A Nut.

Hello listeners!

Welcome to yet another episode from quarantine! We're slinging hot ideas around over here, so watch your hea- ooooooohhhhh no. That hurt. Ooh that hurt big time. The tip juuuuuuuuuuussssst got me Odell.

In this episode: Mark has a fundamental misunderstanding, Kelsey gets a point in the win column, Jarrett keeps having to make the hard choice, and John does some social engineering.

Also in this episode: Manbush, Hot Body Boxes, Sasqswatch, Rail Up, Cut To The Chase, Handbags at 10 Paces, Store Hook, and No, Duck!

Greetings, listeners!

Anyway: grab a seat and tune in to a *chef's kiss* classic WTBI episode,

In this episode: Jarrett looks to the future, John receives some bad news, Mark wishes on a monkey's paw, and Kelsey gets called out.

Also in this episode: Night Kicks, Pandemic Cakes (Cooking with Coronavirus), Moldable Ear Buds, Mac of Cheese, The Ohm, Knife Cushion, Cloistered Range, Tree Goats, Parse Snips, and Teen Pipe.

Sometimes... sometimes recording these episodes is easy, and sometimes there's a lot of spinning wheels and wasted effort.

In this episode: Mark solves the oil shortage, but not global warming, Jarrett finds a way to satisfy his bread lust, John ruins his appetite for pizza, forever, and Kesley monopolizes fruit-based energy sources.

Also in this episode: Teeth Jail, Comb Orange, Speak Bit, and Laid in Lavender.