WTBI

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WTBI episodes

  • Episode 43: the Special Season Finale of WTBI

    Episode 43: the Special Season Finale of WTBI

    In a very special episode of WTBI, John, Kelsey, and Mark mourn the loss of their fallen friend, Jarrett. What happened? Where will our intrepid heroes go from here? Find out in the season finale of WTBI, this Friday at 5pm.

    JK! We are Jarrett-less but he is not dead. And this is not the season finale. UNLESS! No. It’s not.

    In this episode, John makes a delicious spin on marshmallows, Kelsey utilizes valuable z-direction space, and Mark invents an umami-ly amazing new sport. Also in this episode: a genetically modified hand massager, a new superhero franchise, the Man Nipple, a finale-only television series, and an orange that just won’t roll.

    59 min
  • Episode 42: If the Lord Wills it, the Thames Will Stay as it is!

    You know, that classic British saying. We channel some… let’s call it avant garde energy in this episode where John invents a soap that will tell you your personality, Mark invents a way to prevent that gross wet shower curtain feel, and Jarrett and Kelsey tag-team a magical story-telling bubble wand.

    Also in this episode: zipper crowd, extend lace, a nonstick pan with peel-able layers, gum-baid, Mark’s pet dog, Severus the big red, 3-headed dog, and a service that will send you snakes if you aren’t grateful enough to your parents.

    54 min
  • Episode 41: A Million Spiders Together Voltron-Style ... with Knives for Hands

    Is this episode late? Yes. But listen, it’s not my fault, I had a bit of a boy in the walls situation. A very strange haunting, with lots of Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew.

    ANYWAYS in this episode, John invents a new Hot Pocket, Jarrett figures out where his friends are, Kelsey posits mooning as the newest form of expression, and Mark solves a common city problem in the most terrifying way.

    Also in this episode: 3D Etch-a-Sketch, a ~spoopy~ ghost problem, a translator to understand THE YOUTHS, a convenient way to tell Brenda you got beef with her taking your shorts, a panic-obliterating gum jabbar, and a halloween-only streaming service.

    1 hr 12 min
  • Magic Mike 3: Because of All the Hot Dudes
    This episode is whalesome, heartworming fun for the whole family! Was that a typo? Probably! C’mon in, it’s nice and cozy in this all boyz episode. Mark makes the best room darkening anti-nightlight, Jarrett creates moving tattoos that are totally safe on airplanes, and John considers how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are doing as middle-aged turtles (they’re not #thriving).
     
    Also in this episode: Support Rabbits, Battle Kiss, Oatmeal School, and Jarrett re-reads old taglines.
    51 min
  • WTBI 39: We Got That Good Horn Energy, My Dude
    🎶 guess who's back 🎶 back again 🎶 WTBI is back 🎶 tell your friends

    So we took a bit of break, okay, Comrade Question? Geez. Lay off us. But also listen to the episode. Why? Because: Kelsey creates a monstrous sidewalk, Mark solves your avocado problem, John makes you smell 'RUL nice, and Jarrett creates the SYNCHRONICITY to sync all your streaming services.

    Also in this episode: real life Katamari Damacy, cars for Uber, cast poison, and a heist planning group activity.

    1 hr 5 min
  • WTBI 38: Just Keep Your Bottom Dollar Clean

    ...if you're confused by what that means, that makes two of us! Join us in this episode, where Jarrett finds himself in a gold rush town, Mark creates a pan whose handle never gets hot (and solves global warming in the process), John discovers Michael Phelp's secret identity, and Kelsey sticks an afternoon bear on Jarrett.

    55 min
  • WTBI 37: Ride A Cock-Horse to Banbury Cross
    Hello, dear listeners! I know that we don't usually do 'themed' episodes, but this one sort of turned out to center around the destruction of childhood. Enjoy!
     
    In this episode, Jarrett breaks Guinness's monopoly on world records, Kelsey invents a sensory time machine, Mark ruins Pinocchio forever (sorry!), and John has the singular, most compelling idea Google never had; and they're coming for it. 
     
    Also in this episode: Sponge Muscle, Jar Calendar, Brothers' Throne, and Smash Snakes
    57 min
  • WTBI 36: Stand In Defiance Of God And Fire Your Gun Into The Heavens
    Welp, with a title like that, there's really not much else to say. Join us as Kelsey ponders whether that was fireworks, thunder, or a gun, Jarrett needs to return a few things, Mark gets creeped out by a beloved politician, and John laughs all the way to the bank.
     
    Also in this episode: Multidimensional Roomba, Lunch Oven, and Windows XP to the Soul.
    48 min
  • WTBI 35: Dad Boundary
    Hey everybody! Sorry this episode is late: Mark is in New Mexico and, frankly, needs to get his shit together.
     
    In this episode: Mark progresses corn biology, John introduces a new superhero to the WTBICU, Jarrett schemes for everyone to get fancy, and Kelsey takes our latest swing at solving the transportation problem.
     
    Also in this episode: Hot Swap Buns, Heavy Toilet, Everyone Eats a Different Part of the Pig, First Come: Soft Serve
    0 min
  • WTBI 35: Dad Boundary
    Hey everybody! Sorry this episode is late: Mark is in New Mexico and, frankly, needs to get his shit together.
     
    In this episode: Mark progresses corn biology, John introduces a new superhero to the WTBICU, Jarrett schemes for everyone to get fancy, and Kelsey takes our latest swing at solving the transportation problem.
     
    Also in this episode: Hot Swap Buns, Heavy Toilet, Everyone Eats a Different Part of the Pig, First Come: Soft Serve
    1 hr

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