WTBI

Welp. We've lost it. Isolation has eroded our sanity, and this episode is our grim testament to its memory. Come, take a listen, and feel much more sane, by comparison!

In this episode, Mark brings online dating to the real world, Kelsey creates a ghoulish situational comedy, John suggests a bean-based cereal, and Jarrett lubes a cube.

Also in this episode: Space Thermostat (ft. Bixbo), Baby Shower Workshop, Zoom Bird, Thick Lids, Fence Kitten, and Pour Chicken.

This weeks episode will be the most fun you've had since the first time you booted up your Nintendo Sega. John lets us know that its not too late to become an Adult Prodigy, Kelsey (who is very online) revolutionizes the demolition and entertainment industries, we reconsider the beautiful combination of sport and theater, and we talk antioxidants with Extra Large Breath.

Also featured: Air Gun Tag, Where There's Muck There's Brass, Easy Zoo, Dry Partner, Shame Map, Surprise Trousers, and Mighty Wilderness.

Hey, all you quarantined folks! Life got you down? Stressed

This week, Jarrett gets an idea alley-oop from his Dad, Mark

Yikes.

Also in this episode: Covid Corvids, Bread-Bag Tie

Welcome to the most inspirational kids sports movie of 2020. Just kidding! Absolutely do not let your children listen to this. Under any circumstances!

In this episode, Mark stops would-be pie thieves, Kelsey invents the cheapest/laziest method of moving your stuff, Jarrett creates the absolute WORST summer camp, and John changes the toilet-phone paradigm forever.

Also in this episode: Pork-cano, Married Show, Paint Jelly, Book Throat, Time Flies, and Lincoln Lock Lawyer - Lock Lawyer at Large.

Hey folks! Welcome to our 50th(!) episode!!!!

This one is an absolute delight, with all the fixin's: non-sequiturs, nigh completely inaccessible science talk, and an increasingly spicy Kelsey.

In this episode: Mark owns a boat, John is all mouth and no trousers, Kelsey imagines a forest theme park full of beefcakes, and Jarrett floats like a butterfly, and breaks like a Fabergé Egg.

Also in this episode: Glowball, Solar Pants, Spelling by Deduction, and Bath Sous Vide

Welcome to a very special episode of WTBI: our first ever Guest Episode!!!

"An instant classic"

"A triumphant return to form"

"Better than your average podcast. Like, a firm 7.5? Maybe an 8. (inaudible) Yea, I'd recommend it, I guess"

With made-up quotes like that, how could you not listen?

In this episode: Jarrett solves the obesity problem, Mark makes another upsetting robot, John creates a much needed new holiday, and Kelsey comes up with the most buck-wild piece of clothing.

Also in this episode: Taxanomicon, Bubble Shower, Connection Soda, and Eyes Vest.

This episode was a weird one, y'all. Kind of a lot of ephemeral, existential dread, but it turned out fine.

Mostly.

Kelsey dreams up a familiar yet LEGALLY DISTINCT animation company, John invents a horrifyingly convenient household appliance, Jarrett creates a discount airline that pretty much markets itself, and Mark finds out that he's one kid handshake away from certain death.

Also in this Episode: Joyce Broadcast Realizations, Jail Wing, Effect Slip, March Sadness, and Corts, by Thonk.

Hello again! 

This episode is late because, hoo boy, was it a doozy. This week: Kelsey concocts the perfect spy, Jarrett goes on an dating app frenzy, John creates the next great Olympic sport, and Mark calls out a multinational telecommunications company. 

Doozy.

Also in this episode: Groundhogging, New slang, Dangerous as a Doorknob, Merry Making Pan, Bright Midnight, and our New Year's Podcast Resolutions.

Ho Ho Ho! Happy Holidays, dear Listeners!

This is your terrible gift. We hope you like it! Jarrett invents a new style of protective headwear, Mark invents a contagious form of holiday cheer, Kelsey revolutionizes gravy boats, and John workshops the next hippopotamus-themed holiday film. Also in this episode: Grandfather Dolls, Sleepy Bucket Plum Pudding, and Cognac the perpetually drunk Barbarian.

Also: John and Kelsey were being slowly surrounded by leaf blowers during the recording of this episode, so our apologies if the audio seems a little... well. You'll see.

See you in 2020, friends, and thank you for being here with us.