WTBI

WTBI

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WTBI episodes

  • WTBI 34: Miquid Mumber

    This one, I just... It's a lot. Prepare yourselves. And for the love of God, do not touch the Miquid Mumber. 

    This time around: Mark experiences some delicious body horror, Kelsey creates some ABBA-solutely quality educational musical content, John asks, "What would YOU do for a Klondyke bar?", and Jarrett probably should have called in sick. 

    Also in this episode: Goats from the Sheep, Pathetic Fifth, Skip Doll
    57 min
  • WTBI 33: Viscous Flight
    Hello intrepid podcast explorers! Have a seat, and don't mind the non-Newtonian fluid that surrounds you: the flash freezing process will take but a moment. In this week's episode, the crew has a... umm... return to form, so to speak. Mark brings back 00's fashion, Jarrett has an a-maze-ing re-branding campaign for queues, John introduces a business that looks familiar, somehow, and Kelsey pulls the rating of this podcast back down to PG-13 with a single suffix.
     
    Also in this episode: Cubik's Rube, PoundFoolish, Vertical Park, and LuftWagen.
    49 min
  • Best Of WTBI - Vol. 1

    Howdy Folks! Welcome to our first ever 'Best Of' episode. Come time travel with us into our deep, dark, podcasting past, where we didn't know how to properly set up a microphone. Sorry about that. 


    In this episode: Kelsey cuts everyone up, John gets possessed, Jarrett brings us into the future and Mark saves/ruins the podcast. 

     
    All bits taken from episodes 1-5.
    54 min
  • WTBI 32: Bird Squirter
    Jarrett is gone this week due to [REDACTED], but we somehow managed to record what is, simultaneously, the most and least wholesome episode we've ever done. So strap into the Science Rainbow Train and listen as Mark jettisons inconsiderate tenants, John invents the most ominous Olympics, and Kelsey revolutionizes dance clubs. Suck it Jarrett!
     
    Also: Dinosaur Dungarees, "The" Snäke, and Opus Apple
    56 min
  • WTBI 31: Blood Ball

    Howdy! Welcome back to what was definitely the next, chronologically recorded session from the kind folks at WTBI. Definitely no episodes were lost or otherwise thrown away or are in some kind of Man in the Iron Mask - type situation.

    ANYWAY Kelsey is back, complete with her PhD and she absolutely blows the lid off of home design handwear, John remasters a Nintendo classic, Jarrett invents the only exercise product that has ever sounded appealing, and Mark creates *yet another* product that will never, ever pass safety testing.

    Also in this episode: E.A. (Poe) Sports, Unhampered, Sock Hop, Courageous Afterthought, and Obsolete Hobbies.
    57 min
  • WTBI 30: The Great British Puddin'

    The Boyz are back! Join us as Kelsey finalizes her doctor-dom for a very special episode of WTBI. Jarrett does his best Paul Hollywood impression, Mark ponders the Silence of the Frogs, and John takes Virtual Reality to the next level: Actual Reality.

    Also in this episode: roundhouse school, moon hooch, cannon toothbrush, FigMints of imagination, and a SELF SAUCIN' PUDD, 'INNIT.

    Also: wampawampawampawampa

    58 min
  • WTBI 29: Paper Brother
    In this episode of WTBI: Jarrett learns about birds, John talks about horses, Mark makes a Gettysburg Address pun, and Kelsey demonstrates the correct way to drink a Capri Sun.
     
    Also in this episode: Bird physiology, Key improvements, Dunions, The Worst Mirror, and Retro Phones
    1 hr 2 min
  • WTBI 28: The Lost Bits

    Well it finally happened everyone. The WTBI servers have crashed. Initial reports tell us that the servers were "overloaded with comedy" and just couldn't handle it. As our technicians work diligently to fix them, we bring you this weeks episode - a compilation of bits edited out of previous episodes. Reasons include 1) too raunchy, 2) too sexy, and 3) too sticky. We assure you that we will have our servers back up and running in time for the next episode.

    In the meantime, enjoy.

    Included in this episode: The Big Situation, Hiccup Gum, Cardi B Menopause, Linked In, Pest Doll, Size Wizard, Elevated train but with cars but definitely not a highway, He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest 

    44 min
  • WTBI 27: The Big Butter

    Lordy Lordy. Warning: Today's episode is filled with what many writers of this description would call "An overwhelming amount of science." There is talk of tastants and receptors, of binding kinetics and phenol. This episode has it all.

    Also, John tells us about his growing business Dice Dungeons and Mark tells us about his business - Cyrano. We figure out what G.R.A.M Crackers are and decide to test our bonds of friendship by discussing more grammatical issues. Jarrett proposes a way to prevent brain freeze and Mark gives the blueprints for a device to help Jarrett with his back itch. Hint: It involves not one, but Two Chairs. Lastly, Kelsey remains and unrecognized genius. 

    Also in this episode: Brief Brothers and Nacho Bed.  

    1 hr 7 min
  • WTBI 26: Our Horrible Dream Eaters

    Prepare yourself for the least accessible intro you've ever heard. On today's episode, WTBI provides what seems to be a tenuous understanding of colloidal suspensions and makes plans to build the world's greatest jello wall. John solves all of your smelly trashcan problems with Trashdog the living trashcan and Jarrett pitches The Spaghetti and Meet Ball - the messiest way to give back to your community. Finally, the gang brainstorms on our first ever return-listener submitted idea from The Carbonator (first appearance: WTBI Episode 7). Spoiler Alert. We Nail It.

    Also featured in this episode: Rub Hub, Hot Box - Definitely Not a Bomb, Heavy Water Weights, Pick Pocket - it all comes out in the wash, Top Hat - We've got some tricks up our sleeve, Puzzle Scissors, and Cap Soup.

    See you next time, all you Yim Yammers.

    Worm Yimmers?

    Yim Warmers?

    1 hr

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