WTBI

Looking for an airline where you can get wet and wild without having to worry about impressionable children? WTBI's got you. In this episode, John introduces the kid free airline, Mark creates the greatest and likely most prohibitively expensive music festival off this planet, Jarrett pitches the next big thing in emergency communication, and Kelsey provides some wholesome, family friendly content. 

Also in this episode: STD and Me, 45 in 1 Hygene solution, Perrick, Beans and Bubos, Perrick, Chick-fil-B, and Nimble Cord!

Follow us on this weeks journey as we solve your hoarding problems with Nope That's Trash, travel to Proxima B, control the weather with Tornado Tops, provide you with new innovative cork solutions, and figure out how to create a superior syran wrap. Here's a hint: It requires a bunch of caterpillars, a lot of spiders, and a disturbing amount of bees. 

In this epsiode of WTBI, we learn not to record late on friday nights at the end of very busy work weeks! But we all throttle our yolks, pull up, and flip this bird just for you. 

This week WTBI Inc. brings you the sequel to Milk (TM), Bass Jump (TM), Sanity Snap (TM), Crunk Point (TM), Club Faraday (TM), John and Kelsey are weirdly conditioned by Mark's dog, and we all quit to start our new podcast - Explain Cars.

John. What the fuck was that.

John. What the fuck was that.

Hey Everybody! Just a totally nermal episode with completely nermal ideas. Nothing weird or disruptive here. Join WTBI this week for a wholesome discussion about a fun cruise line for the whole family, good old fashion fishing, and a foreshadowing of the downfall of WTBI set in a near-future dystopia.

I've said too much.

Have you ever thought, "I love ham, but it's so boring! I need something new!"

Have you ever been lying sick in bed just wishing a stranger would break into your house to take care of you? 

Are you tired of the same old retail store experience day after day?

If you've answered yes to one or more of these questions then this is the episode for you. Join us as we workshop our ideas and unfairly gang up on Mark as he presents his completely reasonable plans to fix America.

Join us as we welcome a new year with an awkward countdown and what are sure to be some of our most profitable ideas yet. We create the greatest social app, revolutionize scuba diving, and pitch a new blockbuster.

On today's episode of WTBI, we bring on consultant and friend Kelsey Bettridge to help us cut out the nonsense - mostly by cutting down Mark. Thanks to Kelsey, tomfoolery is down by 80 percent and profits are up by 600.

Also John is possessed by the spirit of a man from the 1920s.

It's Episode two. And you know what that means. Twice the podcast, twice the innovation, and twice the royalties. This week, WTBI introduces the Random Idea Generator to tests the bounds of our imagination and business acumen. And we think you'll like the results.

Acumen. That's a funny word.