The Democratic Party descends on Philadelphia for a star-studded convention featuring all your favorite Democrats! Also Hillary Clinton was there.

This week Chris covers the Republican National Convention: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

An attack in France lets Donald Trump delay the season finale of "The Vice Apprentice" while appearing to have a human soul, a seamless transition of power in the UK makes us wonder if monarchy is such a bad thing, and we mourn those lost to Pokemon Go.

A white police officer in [insert city here] fatally shot a black man in the first such incident in [insert number of days here] and Americans were outraged for [insert number of minutes here] before returning to their obsession with a white lady's email.

Boris Johnson rides the magic dragon out of the running for Prime Minister of Westeros, an update to the Chris Christie hostage crisis, and Fruit Loops! Fruit Loops! $7 Bowls of Fruit Loops!

The U.K. GTFOs, Democrats prove that the most productive thing the House of Representatives can do is sit down, and Donald Trump receives an endorsement from another Donald (whose last name I weirdly emphasize because seriously where did he come from?!).

Grab your favorite pillow and get ready to scream into it, because this week's news is chock full of senseless violence and the people who won't do anything about it. Also does coffee fight cancer? Now that's something that sounds vaguely hopeful!

This week (like all other weeks) is all about white men in the news: From rape to racism to the nation's first female presidential nominee, there's nothing white men can't deny the existence of! Thankfully there's a white man here to tell you all about it.

It was a big week for weekly news: Bernie announced an undead campaign for the Democratic nomination, Donald received a long-awaited endorsement from one of the horsemen of the apocalypse, and New York City prepared for armageddon (via Hamilton).

Republicans reject Presidential overreach in their noble effort to give America a good ol' reach around, Donald Trump secures a random number of whackjobs, and Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor. Hodor. Plus the weather!