All the latest reasons to never set foot in another airport, plus a Trump-sized block of Trump-related Trump news, Google introduces software that will eventually enslave us all, and buzzy buzz about fall TV buzz.

All the latest on Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, and everyone else with hands big enough to be President. Plus news from Brazil, deep space, and the X-Ray truck that's seen you naked.

Chris reports from the WYOY field office in Chicago this week, where he struggles to control both his plosives and his gag reflex while reading the latest vomit-inducing news, including Presumptive GOP Nominee Donald Trump, listeria-infected kale, and anything involving Ted Cruz.

What do Donald Trump, dog hugs, and Beyonce have in common? Nothing, except this week's news.

A national crisis in New York, the death of a music icon, and all of this week's Trump-related stories mandated by the media cabal profiting off of this year's election.

The Democratic candidates debate in New York, Facebook announces the rise of the machines, and enough entertainment news to distract you from the horrors of the world.

The Wisconsin Primary, as well as updates from CostCo, Florida, and Iceland and/or Rhode Island.