X-Aspirations

X-Aspirations

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X-Aspirations episodes

  • X-Aspirations Ep. 097, X-Men #115, November 1978
    Mo Maddy, She Wrote Me A Letter!
    In Which We Learn That The Savage Land May Destroy Your Shirt But The Delicious Mansculpting Kind Of Makes Up For It, That Cyclops Is Such A Coward That Not Even Kenny Rogers Could Redeem Him, And That I'll Be Fine With Flame Skin Drawings As Long As They Cut The Stupid Chinese Symbols Crap! You Don't Speak Flame Chinese Either, Poseur!
    Well, It Really Matters Exactly Which Parts Are Petrified, Doesn't It?!
    "Visions of Death!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Rick Parker, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 096, X-Men #114, October 1978
    Do Touch This Podcast With A 39 and Half Foot Pole!
    In Which We Discover That One Should Never Bother A Living Embodiment Of Rebirth Until After Its First Cup Of Coffee, That Wolverine Is Basically A Walking Cable-Knit Sweater, And That Summers Can Not Decide Whether To Get The Tom Sellick Or Go For The Full Oates!
    On An Unrelated Note, My Wife Forbade Me To Travel To Antarctica. Thanks A Lot Banshee!
    "Desolation!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Jean Simek, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    49 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 095, X-Men #113, September 1978
    Every Mutt Has His Day!
    In Which We Discover That Scott Needs To Use His Words When He Makes Boom Boom, That If You Give Storm A Bowl Of Cherries You'll Get Back A Pile Of Bowline and Hitch Knots, And That With Four Opposable Thumbs No One Should Be Surprised That The Beast Gets So Handsy!
    It Is Not The Heat That Gets Magneto It Is The Lack Of Humidity!
    "Showdown!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by A. Kawecki, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 4 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 094, X-Men #112, August 1978
    K-Ruff The Criminal Dog!
    In Which We Find That Magneto Is Like a Box Of Chocolates, Only Its Just Two Flavors And They Both Taste Nasty, That While Moira MacTaggert May Look Good In The French Maid Outfit That Is As Far as It Goes, And That Wolverine Has a Rational Fear of Giant Knives In His Face!
    There Is One Reason Most of South America Is Flyover Country: Jaguars!
    "Magneto Triumphant!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Bruce Patterson, Edited by Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    54 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 093, X-Men #111, June 1978
    Wolfman Gets A Case of Heart Byrne!
    In Which We Learn That Beast Has A Singin' In The Rain Wardrobe Always At The Ready, That You Have To Pay Extra For The Yukon Blow Off, And That Wolverine Is McCoy's Feral Brother of Another Mother!
    No Hypnotist Can Stand Before The Awesome Might Of Conjuctivitis!
    "Mind Games!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Edited by Archie Goodwin
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 3 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 092, X-Men #110, April 1978
    Don't Make Hulk Angry… By Refusing To Buy Back His Cocaine!
    In Which We Discover That Wolverine Treats Every Problem Like A Gordian Knot, That The Mansion Workplace Environment Really Improved Once The Professor Instituted The No Pining For Jean Grey Rule, And That Wolverine Likes To Win His Ladies The Right Way: Popping The Biggest Claw!
    Being Wolverine's Secret Santa Is A Thankless Task!
    "The 'X'-Sanction!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Art by Tony DeZuniga and Dave Cockrum, Lettered by Annette Kawecki, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    50 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 091, X-Men #109, February 1978
    Don't Byrne Your Bridges!
    In Which We Learn That Sharing A Bedroom Wall With Banshee Must Be A Total Nightmare, That Colossus Needs To Recognize That Not Every Hairy Dude Wants To Be Compared to Chewbacca, And That When Wolverine Wears Someone's Leopardtard, He Is Sharing Costumes With Everyone THEY Shared WITH and Everyone THEY Shared WITH and So On…
    Olivia Newton John Is The Last Missing Summers Sibling! Her Mutant Ability? Body Talk!
    "Home Are The Heroes!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inked by Terry Austin, Lettered by Joe Rosen, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 090, X-Men #108, December 1977
    If You Play With Fire You Will Get John Byrne!
    In Which We Find That Most Space Pirate Lizardmen Would Kill For A Tube Of Chapstick, That Alien Guard Dwarfs Fearlessly Wield Their Crotches Like Pubescent Girl Gymnists, And That Ben Affleck Was This Close To Going With The Story Of The X-Men and the M'Kraan Crystal, Only Alan Arkin Refused To Wear The Damn Adamantium Claws!
    Try Banshee's Irish Throat Blasters! Now With Twice The Menthalyptus!
    "Armageddon Now!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inked by Terry Austin, Lettered by Wohl and Orz, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    58 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 089, X-Men #107, October 1977
    Legion's Hair Disease?
    In Which We Discover That No One Gets Wolverine's Constant References To Early Silver Screen Comedic Duos, That You Haven't Seen An Old Boys Club Until You Have Seen An Old Boys Club Entirely Composed of Insect Men, And That Xavier's Embodiment Of All His Psychic Energy, Potential, and Focus Is Kind Of A Man-Slut!
    Sure, The Double Spiked Tongue Is Off-Putting At First But Believe Me, Try A Bifurcated Smack And You Will Not Go Back!
    "Where No X-Man Has Gone Before!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inked by Dan Green, Lettered by Sam Rosen, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    57 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 088, X-Men #106, August 1977
    Ask Not For Whom The Marriage Bells Toll, They Toll For Charlie!
    In Which We Find That For Teleportation Nightcrawler Has No Choice But To Use His Night and Weekend Minutes, That As A Canadian Wolverine Is Unable To Resist A Fine Ice Sluice, And That Once The X-Men Meet Xavier's Alter Ego They Will Be Green With Envy!
    Cyke, Cyke, Cyke of the X-Men, Watch Out For That Tree!
    "Dark Shroud of the Past!"
    Written by Chris Claremont and Bill Mantlo, Pencils by Dave Cockrum and Bob Brown, Inked by Tom Sutton, Lettered by Sam Rosen, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    49 min

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An issue by issue history of the X-men, lovingly described by a husband and wife team.