X-Aspirations

X-Aspirations

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X-Aspirations episodes

  • X-Aspirations Ep. 116, The Uncanny X-Men #133, May 1980
    Holding On For A Hero Til The End of The Line!
    In Which We Find That Unlike Folgers, Wolverine Is Not Good To The Last Drop, That Bjork Has Nothing On Moira MacTaggart's Fashion Sense, And That Jean May Have Just Earned Herself ALL The Racial Sensitivity Seminars. To The End of Time!
    Ironically, Dumb Waiters Are Extremely Thought Provoking!
    "Wolverine: Alone!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Jim Salicrup, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 4 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 115, The Uncanny X-Men #132, April 1980
    KISS Arose From Jean Grey!
    In Which We Discover That Wolverine May Be Murder On The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, But He Better Watch Himself With The International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, That You Can't Toss A Rock In The Marvel Universe Without Hitting An Over-Priviliged Hellfire Club Member, And That Only Jean Grey Can Control Scott's Blasts... If You Know What I Mean!
    Candy Southern Swings, By Which I Of Course Mean That Her Bedroom Has An Actual Swing Set! It's 1980, Baby!
    "And Hellfire Is Their Name!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Jim Salicrup, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 3 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 114, The Uncanny X-Men #131, March 1980
    The Female Is The Deadlier of the Artistes!
    In Which We Learn That The Hellfire Minion Funniest Facial Expression Contest Always Ends In A 20-Way Tie, That 1970s Detroit Builds Nothing The X-Men Won't Mangle, And That Kitty Pryde Is Just Not Sure She Can Deal With The Amount of X-Nudity Required!
    Hey Jean, Mike Tyson Called To Say That He Is Really Worried About You!
    "Run For Your Life!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 11 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 113, The Uncanny X-Men #130, February 1980
    If You Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bo Derek!
    In Which We Find That Wolverine Lives In Constant Fear Of Recklessly Fast Zipper Pull-Ups, That Like Many Girls Jean Grey Dreams Of A Traditional, Intimate Wedding In A Quaint Church That Only Partially Smells of Its Own Fiery Conflagration, And That There Are Two Things Dazzler Loves: Driving Disco Beats And Speculative Fiction By The Dean Of Science Fiction!
    C’mon Hanes! The X-men Desperately Need A Sponsorship Deal!
    "Dazzler"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 5 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 112, The Uncanny X-Men #129, January 1980
    The Con That Conned The Comic Con!
    In Which We Discover That When Flying Always Check Where Your Closest Concubine Is, Keeping In Mind It May Be Behind You, That Wolverine Does Not Even Pretend To Read Them For The Articles, And That Frankly My Jean, I Don't Give A Damn!
    Just Remember, Emma Can Melt Your Brain With A Thought, But It Was Emma That Burst Onto The Scene With Judd Apatow's Superbad!
    "God Spare the Child..."
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Bob Sharen, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 1 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 111, The Uncanny X-Men #128, December 1979
    Sim-ply The Best?
    In Which We Learn That Storm Is A Friend To All Be They Beast Or Building Material, That Elephants Never Forget Their First Interspecies Sexual Predator, And That Moira Has Found The Warm Joy Of A Set Of Stainless Steel Twigs 'n Berries!
    When Proteus Asked For A Summers Boys Double Team He Did Not Get What He Wanted At All!
    "The Action Of The Tiger!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 18 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 110, The Uncanny X-Men #127, November 1979
    Proceed Directly To Market, Do Not Pass Go!
    In Which We Discover That Moira MacTaggert's Past Is More Sordid Than A Moist Towelette At A Brothel, That Cyclops Runs The Worst Team Building Exercises, And That If Sophocles Had Written For Comic Books He Would Probably Have Asked Claremont To Cool It With All The Creepy Mom Sex Stuff!
    You Can Disparage Banshee's Virility All You Want, But Go After His Swiss Miss And There Will Be Hell To Pay!
    "The Quality of Hatred!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Please check out our sponsor: Damsel In This Dress -- purveyor of the finest corsets and sexiest costumes in the land -- at damseldress.com.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 14 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 109, The Uncanny X-Men #126, October 1979
    Oh, You Mutie Things!
    In Which We Find That Hunting Naked Men Is One Of The Fifty Shades of Jean Grey, That Madrox Is Only One Step Above A Tennis Ball On A Stick, And That Mutant X May Have One Further Weakness: Love… And A Debilitating Addiction To Prescription Medication. Also, Chocoholic!
    We Have Just Two Weaknesses… And They Are Both Russian Accents!
    "How Sharper Than A Serpent's Tooth...!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Please check out our sponsor: Damsel In This Dress -- purveyor of the finest corsets and sexiest costumes in the land -- at damseldress.com.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 3 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 108, The Uncanny X-Men #125, September 1979
    Rom, Rom, Rom Your Boat, Gently Down The Stream!
    In Which We Discover That Wolverine Has Been Insufferable Ever Since Nightcrawler Broke the Keurig Machine, That Jean Grey Has Been Traveling the Mediterranean Learning the Tantric Secrets of the Yoni and the Emotional Voids, And That At Last The X-Men Can Really Celebrate Because Everyone is Not Dead! Well, Except Changeling, but F--- That Guy!
    We Apologize For Our Anti-Orange Being Comments. The Jokes Were Crude and Thoughtless and We Had No Idea People of Orange Color Actually Had Tri-Genitals. Our bad.
    "There's Something Awful on Muir Island!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    57 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 107, X-Men King-Size Annual #3, August 1979
    Perez And Accounted For!
    In Which We Learn That Logan Could Have Saved This Civilization If He Had Only Finished His Online Vocational Electronics Course, That Nightcrawler's Greatest Nemesis Is The Rotary Phone, And That No Abducted Lady's Wardrobe Is Complete Without A Metal Bikini!
    Combining Tight Leather Bondage Gear And Excessive Body Hair Definitely Requires An Enhanced Healing Factor!
    "A Fire in the Sky!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by George Perez, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 9 min

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An issue by issue history of the X-men, lovingly described by a husband and wife team.