X-Aspirations

X-Aspirations

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X-Aspirations episodes

  • X-Aspirations Ep. 106, X-Men #124, August 1979
    Dungeons and Diagrams!
    In Which We Find That There Is No Crisis Storm Can Not Face Through Increased Teenage Boy Titillation, That Half A Villainess Costume Might Not Be Better Than None, And That Cyclops Found His Red Cross Training Got Him More Than Just A Renewal Of His Lifeguard Certification!
    One Should Never Underestimate The Destructive Power Of The Letter 'Z'! Pronounced like it Rhymes With Bee not Bed, I am Looking At You England!
    "He Only Laughs When I Hurt!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check out the Elana Pritchard Jailhouse Comics at
    http://www.laweekly.com/arts/when-a-cartoonist-landed-in-la-county-jail-she-drew-what-she-saw-using-only-a-golf-pencil-5315346
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    52 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 105, X-Men #123, July 1979
    A Festival of Internecine Fights!
    In Which We Discover That Ororo Must Be By Far the Cleanest Member of the X-men, That Colossus Has Finally Earned His Big Boy Pants, And That Arcade Has Managed To Merge His Three Greatest Passions: Homicide, Inflatable Latex, and Who Rock Operas!
    If There Is One Thing We Know about Banshee It Is That He Loves Idiosyncratic Language, Particularly Mixtures of Standard English Lexical Items With Neologistic Multilingual Puns and Portmanteau Words! Well That, And Tobacco!
    "Listen -- Stop Me if You've Heard It -- But This One Will Kill You!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 6 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 104, X-Men #122, June 1979
    Whole House Helps With Hopeful Heroes!
    In Which We Find That Wolverine is a Worker's Comp Lawsuit Waiting To Happen, That On the Shi'Ar Homeworld No One Can Avoid The Noid, and That Colleen Wing Is Looking For a House Call From The One-Eyed Wonder! It Is Both Not What You Are Thinking and Totally Is!
    I Knew A Kid Named Bluey In High School. Very Popular.
    "Cry for the Children!!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 8 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 103, X-Men #121, May 1979
    An Instance Of Classic!
    In Which We Discover That Sugar and Spice and PCP-Ice, That's What Calgary Is Made Of, That Most Supervillainy Is Just A Side Effect Of Grumpy Tummies, And That If Vindicator Is Not Careful He Might Just Fly His F-14 Tomcat Right Into The Danger Zone!!!
    Vindicator Promised Logan It Wouldn't Get Weird! But, Yeah, It Got Weird.
    "Shoot-Out at the Stampede!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Diana Albers, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 5 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 102, X-Men #120, April 1979
    Catch A Rising Starlin!
    In Which We Learn That There Is No Shame Greater Than The Mid-Plane Walk of Shame, That Storm Would Be Perfect For Hair or Equus or Really Any Play Where She Can Hang Out Her Junk, And That, Yes, Banshee Did Try Adding Both Ginger and Honey To Hot Chamomile And Now Would Like You To Shut Up With All Your Home Brewed Throat Bullcrap!
    Our Ignorance Of Canada May Be Broad, But Our Casual Dismissiveness Is Deep!
    "Wanted: Wolverine! Dead or Alive!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 5 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 101, X-Men #119, March 1979
    Hatfield and McCoys Got Nothing On Us!
    In Which We Find That One Should Fear Nightcrawler And His Arsenal Of Swirlies, Indian Burns, and Red Bellies, That Colleen Wing Is Desperately Trying To Get On The Right Email Lists, or Phone Trees, or Maybe Just Set Her RSS Fields Correctly, And That Jean Does Not Understand Why Misty Knight Insists On Telling Her How Japan Is Super Boring And No One's Boyfriends Ever Double Die There!
    Yikes! An Uncomfortably Large Quantity Of Porn Talk!
    "Twas The Night Before Christmas..."
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Costanza, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    54 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 100, X-Men #118, February 1979
    Sometimes You Clip, Sometimes You Get Clipped!
    In Which We Learn That Colossus Has Both A Hulk Fetish And The Torn Pants To Prove It, That If Sunfire Drops Just One More "Woman" Epithet Then The Only Thing Left Capable Of Rising On His Torso Wil Be His Sun, And That Wolverine Is The Best At What He Does And What He Does Is Love Anachronistic Geishas That Are Still Out of His League!
    Waiting For The Other Shoe To Plop!
    "The Submergence of Japan"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Ric Villamonte, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    2 hr 10 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 099, X-Men #117, January 1979
    Marvel And Its Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy!
    In Which We Discover That What Lilandra Really Wants To Be Empress of Is The Local Sephora, That Xavier came to Cairo for the Sex Tourism, but Stayed For The Astral Sex Tourism, That Twilight’s Bella and The Smith’s Morrisey Have Both Just Arrived To Tell Xavier To Cheer The F*%^ Up!
    Power Man and Iron Fist Have Stopped Running Love-Seeking Personals. For Some Reason They Only Get The Freaks!
    "Psi War!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Clem Robins, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    57 min
  • X-Aspirations Special Edition - X-Men: Days of Future Past
    X-Aspirations Special Episode Podcast
    X-Men: Days of Future Past
    Starring James McAvoy, Patrick Stewart, Ian Mckellen, and Michael Fassbender as Professor X and Magneto. And of course Hugh Jackman as Wolverine! Directed by Bryan Singer.
    We lie down again and take our second foray into Marvel Mutant Movies! Check out what we thought of this X-Mash-Up of epic proportions. Just as a warning, we spoil the heck out of it after that. So listen with care.
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    26 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 098, X-Men #116, December 1978
    Verpooten In The Lappings of Luxury!
    In Which We Find That The Pterodactyl Men Would Be Wise To Invest In Some High Quality Bond Stationery, That Banshee Has a Body Built For Ladies But A Mouth Designed For Rest Stops, And That It Looks Like Cyclops Needs To Stop Skipping Xavier's Zoomba Classes!
    More Ken Howard Trivia: The White Shadow Was The First Ensemble Drama on Prime-Time Television With a Predominantly African-American Cast!
    "To Save The Savage Land"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter
    Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    57 min

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An issue by issue history of the X-men, lovingly described by a husband and wife team.