X-Aspirations

X-Aspirations

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X-Aspirations episodes

  • X-Aspirations Ep. 136, The Uncanny X-Men #152, December 1981
    Festival of Comic De-Lights!
    In Which We Find That You Can't Keep Your Emmas Straight From Your Ororos Without A Program, That Kitty Pryde Does Not Just Wake Up Looking This Good, And That Sebastion Shaw Is One Corset Short Of A Rocky Horror Picture Show!
    Now That I Really Think About It, It Might just Have Been a Drunk Homeless Man Who Looked Like Adam Sandler... But He Definitely Said It Was Ok!
    "The Hellfire Gambit"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Bob McLeod, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Janice Chiang, Colors by Don Warfield, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    58 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 135, The Uncanny X-Men #151, November 1981
    Oh Ignatz, You Dahlink George Hairy-Man!
    In Which We Discover That Kitty Pryde Is Not A Girl and Not Yet a Woman But She Might Be A Really Old Woman, That In The X-Mansion Swim Wear IS Formal Wear, And That Hellfire Guards Need Their Uniforms For A Lot More Than Just Guard Duty!
    Bonus Bobbit Worm Nightmare Facts: They have up to 7 pairs of jaws, consisting of a mix of mandibles and maxillae while their bodies are covered in stinging, nerve-damaging bristles! Never swim again!
    "X-Men Minus One!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Jim Sherman and Bob McLeod, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Bobbie Wilford, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 12 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 134, The Uncanny X-Men #150, October 1981
    Double Issue Double Pumping!
    In Which We Learn That Wolverine Is A Serial Lady Dunker, That Scott Summers Finds Impossible Lovecraftian Geometry Surprisingly Sexy, And That While Magneto May Be An Insane Despot, His Musings On Government Resource Allocation Are Surprisingly Compelling!
    Magneto Teaches Us A Critical Lesson: Don’t Wait Too Long To Drop Your Backstory Or Kids Get Hurt!
    "I, Magneto..."
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein and Bob Wiacek, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 15 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 133, The Uncanny X-Men #149, September 1981
    Bulgarian Rhapsody?!
    In Which We Find That Wolverine Skipped the Entire Underpants Grappling Section of The Workplace Harassment Manual, That There Is Never a Piece of Food That Can't Be Improved By Shoving More Food Into It, And That The X-men Don't Understand Kitty And Never Will Because They Are Stupid And Old And Smelly And She Hates Them Sooooo Much!
    There Is One Undisputed X-men Strength: Ball Specials!
    "And the Dead Shall Bury the Living!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Janice Chang, Colors by Don Warfield, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    57 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 132, The Uncanny X-Men #148, August 1981
    Quality, Value, Convenience, and Mutation!
    In Which We Discover That Wolverine Is A Dark Master Of The High Shoulder Stab, That You Can Say Whatever You Want About Caliban's Hideous Disfigurement, But He Can Get You Into Any Club in Manhattan, And That It Is Not Even The First Time Tonight That Someone Has Stripped Under A Table at Club Infinity!
    Not All Women Pine For Cyclops' Noble, Brooding Heart - Some Just Want A Delicious Dose Of Those Chiseled, Ruby-Red Abs!
    "Cry, Mutant!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Janice Chiang, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 131, The Uncanny X-Men #147, July 1981
    There's No Biz Like Toy Biz!
    In Which We Learn That The Professor and Doom Are Subscribers To The Same Torture Room Monthly, That Henchmen Only Really Hench For The Fringe Benefits, And That Wolverine Is Working Hard To Broaden Himself With More Focused Mindless Slashing!
    Doctor Doom's Signature Move Is Asking Scantily Clad Heroes Up To His Room To See His Charcoal Sketches... And If That Works Out, It's Devices Time!
    "Rogue Storm!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 16 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 130, The Uncanny X-Men #146, June 1981
    Join The Merry Marvel Marching Conglomerate!
    In Which We Find That There Is Surprisingly Little Difference Between Fine Spa Amenities And Nightmare Death Traps, That Wolverine's Disgust of Op Art Stems From His College Roomate's Magic Eye Posters - A Robust Collection of Marijuana Leaves and Dongs, And That Apparently What You Get For The Assassin Who Has Everything Is Novelty Neckties!
    Ice Man Has Most Definitely Come To Final Terms With His Polaris Dumping And He Wishes Her And Havok All The BEST VENEREAL DISEASES!!!
    "Murderworld!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 12 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 129, The Uncanny X-Men #145, May 1981
    Nothing More True Than Heroics At Ten Stories!
    In Which We Discover That If Nothing Else The Opera Is A Perfect Place To Bone Down, That Doctor Doom Decorations Nefariously Emphasize Form Over Function, And That A Surprisingly High Percentage of the X-men Are Experts in Nude Combat!!
    The Hardest Part About Getting a Nondescript Doctorate Is Trying To Advance to Indeterminate Candidacy!
    "Kidnapped!"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Joe Rosen, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    59 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 128, The Uncanny X-Men #144, April 1981
    It Is Just One Of Those Things!
    In Which We Learn That A D'Spayre Family Reunion Will Always Run Out Of Apostrophes, That As Far As Cyclops Is Concerned The Color Of Money Is Ruby Red, And That For A Demonic Incarnation Of The Darkest Human Emotions, D'Spayre Sure Tosses A Lot Of Evil Spaghetti At The Wall Hoping Something Sticks!
    If Scott Wants To Get Ahead In The Competitive World of Deep Sea Fishing He'll "Put In" The Extra Hours The Boss Requested!
    "Even In Death..."
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Brent Anderson, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 5 min
  • X-Aspirations Ep. 127, The Uncanny X-Men #143, March 1981
    Countdown to the Final Byrne!
    In Which We Find That Xavier's Woods Is No Place For Erotic Tree Removal, That This Is Not The First Time Kitty's Perfume Has Been Confused With An Evil Miasma, And That Moving In On Logan's Girl Has Two Parts: 1- Upside Down Kissing and 2- You In Two Parts!
    Chris Pratt Is 38 Years Old and This Is The Only Place You Will Ever Find That Information!
    "Demon"
    Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.
    And Then Check us out at
    www.x-aspirations.com
    And send us comments at [email protected]
    The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,
    provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com
    1 hr 5 min

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