X-Men Horoscopes

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

This week Kyle Thomas, astrologer to the stars, comes on the show to talk about his birth month and year issue where Dazzler parties her little heart out and then goes toe-to-toe with the Juggernaut (spoiler: she dead).

Also on this episode:

the return of Psylocke's psycho blast

Thor was so rude in the Mutant Massacre

Longshot loves eggs and ham

Callisto has bad gym etiquette

- Kyle and Dazzler have different taste in men

the Juggernaut has a Boston accent

proper etiquette for when you see a super villain drinking at a bar

What does any of this mean for Kyle's future? And which X-Men would have the most chaotic Mercury retrograde? Tune in to find out!

Kyle Thomas is a globally recognized pop culture astrologer who has been featured on Access Hollywood, E! Entertainment, NBC & ABC television, Good Morning America, People Magazine, Cosmopolitan Magazine, Entertainment Weekly, the New York Post, Page Six, Hulu, Seventeen Magazine, Bustle, Elite Daily, the Daily Mail, Marie Claire, and more. He is known for his cosmic guidance for celebrities, business executives, and prominent influencers. His work harnesses the power of the stars in regards to entertainment lifestyle and trends affecting people worldwide. You can connect with Kyle on his website, Instagram and his Patreon.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

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Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Joining us this week is Warpath Dylan for his birth month and year issue where Nightcrawler yells at his sister girlfriend then drunkenly runs off to Murderworld to rescue a nameless princess of a made up land from becoming a prostitute. Get on board!

the founding of the Uncanny X-Perience

Storm is Dylan's boss

the resurrection of Thunderbird

who the f- is the Beyonder

Nightcrawler has a sister girlfriend

how is Arcade the best assassin?

your chance to get your very own no prize

What does any of this mean for Dylan's future? Tune in to find out!

Warpath Dylan is a co-founder and producer of The Uncanny Experience. He is the creator and producer of House of X Podcast & To Me My X-Men Podcast, both podcasts born from the 20,000+ online community of the same name, that he manages daily with a team of people that span the globe. The show is especially known for shining a spotlight on Indigenous and diverse talent. As a community manager, Dylan champions inclusion and fairness in his online communities that he passionately oversees.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

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Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

This week on the show: fan-favorite guest David Delcourt returns to help unpack host Lodro Rinzler’s X-Men Horoscope—which, let’s be honest, might be the most hopeless one yet.

It’s Brood madness once again, featuring:

Angel is a hot bird... again

What X-comics Dave’s kid should read

Lodro is a queer adjacent bimbo with a flat ass and no sense of direction

That time Dave made Justin Timberlake cry

Wolverine gets all the best lines (as usual)

Who the f- is Corsair?

Should Dave launch an OF that's just him making hot sauce?

PLUS: our first-ever X-Men Tarot Reading! Illyana. Nightcrawler. Iceman. The cards have spoken.

As Chief of Flavor of Seed Ranch Flavor and GrownAs*Foods, David Delcourt is dedicated to creating the most grin-inspiring vegan food for customers to enjoy and buyers to love. David is an entrepreneur, father, and annoying vegan who insists on telling bartenders how to make his favorite cocktail The Greenpoint. He always asks if it’s Cash Cab when he gets in a taxi.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

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Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

This week we are joined by Agustin Rodriguez, aka Skin from Generation X! We go over a classic original five X-Men comic that matches with his birth month and year where the Mimic takes on the Super Adaptoid!

Also in this episode:

what it was like on the set for Generation X

everything was menacing in the 60s

Cyclops has something he has to do alone

Xavier’s backyard is full of villain lairs

the Super Adaptoid has the powers of some of the least powerful Avengers (and is also bad at ice skating)

the X-Men love to gaslight Bobby

the Mimic is a jerk

What does any of this mean for Agustin's future? Tune in to find out!

Agustin Rodriguez is a well known actor and director, born and raised in New York City. He first pursued illustration at the School of Visual Arts, but his true passion emerged when he stepped into the world of acting. He trained at HB Studio and built his foundation in NYC’s vibrant theater and indie film community.

A career-defining role in Final Analysis—opposite Richard Gere, Kim Basinger, and Uma Thurman—took him to Hollywood, where he carved out a successful career in film and television, collaborating with some of the industry's best. He may be best known to listeners of this podcast for his portrayal of Angelo "Skin" Espinosa in the 1996 television film "Generation X.”

After more than a decade away from the screen, Agustin is back—stronger than ever. He recently headlined the thriller FETTERED, was featured in the upcoming series Heavy Hitters, and just appeared in Law & Order.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

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Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

This week co-host of the x-cellent podcast Homo Superior Khelan Bhatia joins our host for a massive fight between the X-Men, the Imperial Guard, a Soul Drinker and Lodro's liver.

Based on Khelan's birth month and year issue - Uncanny X-Men 107 - we get into the X-Men's chaotic fight to save reality as we know it from the Mad Emperor D'Ken. Also in this episode:

how the only way to save humanity was founding the Homo Superior podcast

Khelan is an enCyclopspedia

the best x-crossover

Lodro explains Inferno in 30 seconds

Aliens!

Wolverine gets his clothes burned off, so he steals someone else’s from their body

Al Ewing should write a Soul Drinker mini

Professor X and Lilandra are basically Jim and Pam on The Office

Khelan would be a much better space emperor than Lilandra

...all this and which Summers brothers would Khelan date? What does this mean for his future? Tune in to find out!

Khelan Bhatia is one of the founders of Homo Superior, a podcast with five obsessive queers unapologetically dishing about the X-Men and the MCU. The co-hosts offer smart analysis and dumb jokes weekly.  Khelan's been an X-Men fan for so long that he's practically an enCyclopspedia about mutant lore. When he isn't podcasting, he has a lucrative hobby as a DJ and works in political advocacy as a campaign director. He wanted it clear in his bio that he believes Magneto was right.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

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Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

We discuss his incredible run on X-Men with a focus on the death and resurrection of Magneto, writing Storm as the powerhouse she is and creating a cohesive framework for the cosmic side of Marvel. It's not to be missed.

We dive into his birth month and year issue - Uncanny X-Men 106 - where the new X-Men have to fight the old X-Men who are just being jerks. Wait - are these even the original X-Men? Or are they manifestations of THE ENTITY? And what does any of this mean for Al's future? Tune in to find out!

Al Ewing is a British comic book writer known for his inventive storytelling, sharp dialogue, and deep character work across a whole range of genres. He gained recognition for his work at 2000 AD before making a significant impact over at Marvel Comics, where he redefined characters like the Hulk in Immortal Hulk, a critically acclaimed horror-infused exploration of identity and trauma. Ewing has also written extensively for Guardians of the Galaxy, X-Men Red, and The Ultimates, showcasing his ability to blend cosmic grandeur with thought-provoking themes. His work is celebrated for its literary depth, bold experimentation, and nuanced social commentary, making him one of the most compelling voices in modern comics. He can be found on Bluesky too!

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

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Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

With us this week is artist extraordinaire Terry Dodson! With over 500 covers and 130+ books he's penciled, Terry has touched more X-books than most. He comes on the show to discuss a significant comic month and year for him - when Star Wars premiered - and we dive into what that might mean for his decades-spanning career.

Also in this episode:

how Terry got going in comics

the X-Men are bad at renting a boat

this group of X-Men have no idea who Magneto is

Moira pretends to be a housekeeper instead of jailer for the most dangerous mutants

Magneto was a baby (for his sins)

Terry's advice on finding inspiration as an artist

What does any of this mean for Terry's future? Tune in to find out!

Terry Dodson has worked on such comic books and characters as Harley Quinn, Spider-Man, Star Wars, Superman, Wonder Woman, the X-Men, and the Avengers. His clients include Wizards of the Coast, Marvel Animation Studio, Lucasfilm, Riot Games, Hasbro, Mattel, DC Entertainment, Warner Brothers, ESPN, Electronic Arts, Hanna-Barbera, Marvel Entertainment, Sideshow Collectibles and many others.

Terry was the Character Concept Artist on DC Heroes United video game from Genvid Entertainment and a Character Designer on What If…? Season 2 and 3 from Marvel Studios. He is co-creating ADVENTUREMAN, with writer Matt Fraction from Image Comics. Terry is a regular cover artist at DC Comics and Marvel Comics.

Terry has worked in toy, statue, video game and animation design, art instruction and has had gallery exhibitions featuring his paintings. He remains a popular artist in the comics industry - a status he attributes in large part to the contributions of his wife, Rachel, who adds her talented inking to his work. More of Terry's work can be found here.

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Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

This week we have your favorite cosplay couple's favorite cosplay couple joining us - cohosts of the Adventures in Geekdom podcast and partners in life Michelle Waffle-Otero and Justin Otero come on the pod to discuss their WEDDING issue!

Also on this episode:

how Justin thought Michelle was catfishing him when they first met

the X-Men fcked up a planet, and now the survivors are gonna fck them up

Colossus sleeps naked and Kitty sleeps layered in two X-Men outfits

…and much more. Who knows? Maybe Kitty dies here. Maybe we all learn something about how to make relationships work. Maybe we discuss Colossus naked for too long.

What does Kruun of Breakworld methodically taking out the X-Men mean for their relationship? Tune in to find out!

In the early 2000s, long before Justin Otero and Michelle Waffle Otero became recognizable faces in the cosplay community, their shared love for comics and toys set the foundation for their unique bond, as they quickly realized their love for comics, classic 80s toys, and all things Marvel.

Their very first attempt at cosplay was at their nephew’s 5th birthday party. The theme? Superheroes! Very funny story, they tell it this week. Over the years, they’ve become not just partners in life but in their shared passions—whether it’s moderating panels, guesting on podcasts, or good ol fashioned toy hunting. They’ve grown into a team that embodies what it means to live and love in the world of comics and cosplay.

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Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

This week we are joined by Scott Koblish who has done just about every job imaginable in the comics industry, although fans of this podcast likely know him as the artist for Deadpool, X-Men '92 and those amazing 60th anniversary of the X-Men covers. We talk about the first comic he ever read - Uncanny X-Men 138 - which is a perfect onramp for anyone wanting to know about the 1960s/1970s X-Men.

Cyclops can fit his life inside a small laundry bag

the funeral of Jean Grey!

Cyclops longs to be as emotionless as Cerebro

Colossus is necessary...for standing in the background or being in the foreground if you need to punch someone

the classic moment where Cyclops convinces all of the Sentinels to go fight the sun

Kitty Pryde shows up to the first day of school in a b*tch t-shirt

What does any of this mean for Scott's future? Well, this episode is one part X-Men Horoscope, one part insider look at how the comics industry works. Tune in for more!

Scott Koblish is an American Comic-book Artist who has worked on hundreds of comics for Marvel, Disney, Image, Dark Horse, Valiant, Boom and DC Comics. At Marvel, Scott worked on nearly every title they publish and just listing those titles would provide such a ridiculously long set of words that gazing upon it would make your eyes glaze over and your head hurt if he subjected you to it, but he had a 6-year run on Deadpool, where he co-created Deadpool 2099, so at least something he drew will likely outlive his heirs.

At DC, he pencilled and inked Batman: Gotham Nights, DC: Primal Age, Titans: Giant, Aquaman: the Becoming, and Flash Annual 2024 and How To Draw DC, and worked with George Pérez as an inker on Wonder Woman, Worlds’ Finest, The Brave And The Bold and Final Crisis: Legion of 3 Worlds and inked Keith Giffen’s OMAC run. He is also the author of the book The Many Deaths of Scott Koblish.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

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Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

We have a treat for you this week because Brent's birth month and year line up with Uncanny X-Men 244 where we are introduced to Brent's FAVORITE character: Jubilee! The X-Ladies need a night off so it's time to kick it to the mall!

That means we get shopping montages and salon montages and daytime strip clubs named HOT BODS! and the M Squad oh my.

Also in this episode:

Brent loves horoscopes

Lodro doesn’t like Storm being on the Avengers

you can earn your very own No Prize

Rogue and Carol Danvers are doing The Substance

Everyone Has a Good Time at HotBods!

What does any of this mean for Brent's future? Tune in to find out!

Brent Wingate is a writer, game developer, and home cook, but most importantly, he’s a co-host and sound boy on the Homo Superior Podcast, a weekly podcast about all of the news, movies, shows, and comics relating to X-Men and the MCU.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

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