Xena poses as a beauty contestant to discover the mastermind behind attacks on the well-connected entrants in Salmoneus' pageant. Meanwhile Gabrielle sharpens up her acting chops.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the year 1940, two women (and a Joxer) searching for the Xena Scrolls end up in an ancient tomb where they confront a very sexy God. Feat accents and glasses.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Callisto, now languishing in Tartarus, is visited by Hera who promises her one more day of life and a chance at immortality if she agrees to kill Hercules. What's not to love?!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabrielle's absolute refusal to allow Xena to kill a bunch of people accidentally leads to the creation Santa, Christmas AND Charles Dickens.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Uncle Sissy is back and he's made Ares mortal by stealing his big long sword, which leaves him incapable of putting Xena back in her own body and removes his control over the anger of peaceful people, which Gabrielle allegedly resists.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Callisto escapes from the underworld and assumes Xena's identity in order to continue her revenge against the warrior princess, and to mess with Gabby a little. Meanwhile Kevin Smith is back *drools*

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena returns to help Princess Diana but there's an unexpected problem: another Xena look-alike, a tramp called Meg, is already trying to supplant the princess.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Callisto escapes from prison, she sends Joxer to tell Xena that she's going to continue killing, yay! Meanwhile Gabrielle commits herself to a surprising life of heterosexuality, but Callisto interrupts the honeymoon and sets things straight... or otherwise.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena and Joxer face the evil god Bacchus, while Gabrielle goes to her first all girls sex club.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Gabrielle defends a cute guy named David (who has nil interest in her), Xena must save her from a double beheading by fighting her old friend Goliath, who is incredibly difficult to spot despite him literally being a giant.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.