Xena Warrior Commentary

Presumed dead, the camp as tits Velasca returns to do battle, forcing Xena to make a sexy but risky deal with her old enemy Callisto, much to Gabrielle's chagrin.

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Xena possesses Autolycus so that he can help bring her back to life in time to pash Gabrielle. Meanwhile Gabrielle surfs Xena's coffin and Julie Cooper shows up to be the campest foe in all of history.

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As Xena lingers between life and death, thanks to a silly little girl and a big tree, she dreams about her sexploits with Julius Caesar and her first girlfriend.

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Xena poses as a beauty contestant to discover the mastermind behind attacks on the well-connected entrants in Salmoneus' pageant. Meanwhile Gabrielle sharpens up her acting chops.

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In the year 1940, two women (and a Joxer) searching for the Xena Scrolls end up in an ancient tomb where they confront a very sexy God. Feat accents and glasses.

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Callisto, now languishing in Tartarus, is visited by Hera who promises her one more day of life and a chance at immortality if she agrees to kill Hercules. What's not to love?!

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Gabrielle's absolute refusal to allow Xena to kill a bunch of people accidentally leads to the creation Santa, Christmas AND Charles Dickens.

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Uncle Sissy is back and he's made Ares mortal by stealing his big long sword, which leaves him incapable of putting Xena back in her own body and removes his control over the anger of peaceful people, which Gabrielle allegedly resists.

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Callisto escapes from the underworld and assumes Xena's identity in order to continue her revenge against the warrior princess, and to mess with Gabby a little. Meanwhile Kevin Smith is back *drools*

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Xena returns to help Princess Diana but there's an unexpected problem: another Xena look-alike, a tramp called Meg, is already trying to supplant the princess.

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