Does child abuse build stars? Justin and Blakely discuss the 1995 box office bomb WATERWORLD and celebrate 25 years of KELLY RIPA on TV!! PLUS: Who would you recast for today's Waterworld? Does Beyonce know what Apple Pay is? Is Diana Ross reclaiming pickup trucks? What did Justin learn when he worked at Ed Hardy? How does Blakely administer Narcan? Would Justin be Kelly Ripa & Mark Consuelos' third? Why Jurassic Park is for white people AND MORE CHRISTMAS TRUTH BOMBS!!

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Ever had a Hot Gay Summer? Justin & Blakley discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's upcoming biography INCLUDING her falling out with Madonna AND Justin spoils the ENTIRE plot of Ghost for Blakely! PLUS: Can A-listers be friends? Paris vs Nicole! Which celebrity has the best gays? The legend of how Madonna broke up with Alex Rodriguez! AND Justin's story about seeing Mary J Blige live! ALSO: BARBARA WALTERS IS DEAD, FOLKS!

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Who's hotter: Kevin Federline or Travis Kelce? Justin & Blakely cover Britney Spears' whirlwind marriage to K-Fed and Wendy Williams' rise to fame on daytime TV (including her feud with Whitney Houston)! PLUS: Labubu-mania! Christmas Truth Bombs! Justin's hot take on female pop stars - Why healthy families don't go on TV together - AND the latest documentaries on Jayne Mansfield and Barbara Walters!

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THIS WEEK: Oz goes full frontal! Melrose Place dominates the 90s! Brokeback Mountain shakes up the 2000s! And remember when Prince William was hot?? PLUS: Justin and Blakely pick their modern Melrose Place cast - LISA FREAKING RINNA - Why Justin should be on Summer House - AARON FREAKING SPELLING - When should you cut off your trust fund kid? Should gay roles ONLY go to gay actors? And remember when Touched by an Angel turned Monica black??

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What heterosexual celebrity couple would Blakely watch have sex?? Justin and Blakely dive into Victoria and David's big move across the pond and the steamy relationship between Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie! PLUS: Why are kids ordering Uber Eats at school?? What food chain gave Blakely superhuman immunity? What is Justin and Blakely's beef with Beyonce? Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom call it quits! Would YOU go to Jeff Bezos' wedding?? What to do when you see Gabrielle Union with a ponytail! And what do Lassie and Destiny's Child have in common??

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Justin and Blakely discuss the fallout from the birth of the iPhone INCLUDING the end of monoculture, lying to your friends, the creation of FOMO, divorce rates, having multiple families, and ratchet upbringings. PLUS: Why is Gen Z so boring? What is a disco 30? How many black people have climbed Mt Everest? Are people still trying to get it in at funerals? AND why Blakely is NOT scared of Freddy Krueger!

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Would you rather get canceled or arrested? THIS WEEK: Queer Icon Carmen Sandiego - How Barbershops informed Justin's upbringing - LISA LEFT EYE LOPES BURNS DOWN HER BOYFRIEND'S MANSION - John Mayer's love life from 2009 to 2010 - AND DEMI MOORE PUTS ASHTON KUSHER ON THE A-LIST!!!

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THIS WEEK: What reality star had the most racist haircut? Why are straight people so psychotic? What has American Idol done for us lately? Who was the BEST batman?? Why can't pop stars sing anymore?! PLUS: Britney Spears vs Janet Jackson, The Madonna Biopic, The Iconic Michelle Pfeiffer, Naomi Campbell gaslighting Tyra Banks, and why Blakely LOVE an enemy!!

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It's another gaotic week of nostalgia with Justin & Blakely! THIS WEEK: Kurt Loder is 80, Madonna vs Courtney Love, The first iteration of JENNIFER LOPEZ & BEN AFFLECK, Race & power in celebrity couples, THE DEBUT OF THE FX NETWORK, Is Ryan Murphy still edgy? Why wasn't Nip/Tuck on HBO? How Justin and Blakely came out to their parents, BILL CLINTON'S ARSENIO HALL APPEARANCE, Pink vs Christina Aguilera, Justin picks his new lineup to sing Lady Marmalade, AND WHY BLAKELY HAS NEVER SEEN MOULIN ROUGE!!!

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Meet Justin Sylvester and Blakely Thornton - your new pop culture guides to the historic moments that excited the queers of yesteryears! THIS WEEK: Justin and Blakely discuss how Saved by the Bell and 90210 spawned their sexual awakenings, should Tom Cruise have known better than to jump on Oprah's couch? the infamous bag from the Sex & the City movie, how Dr Phil revealed to the world that white people are ghetto, Glen Powell's condiment line, nepo babies in Hollywood, and what it means when someone steals your question on the red carpet!

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