Amber

Amber is fossilized (变成化石)tree resin（树脂）, which has been appreciated for its color and natural beauty。

琥珀

Today’s key word is

Birth

When a woman gives birth, she produces a baby from her body. 

出生；诞生。

一个人类宝宝到底是从哪里来的呢？

这个我们之前在讲到Egg这个词的时候说过哦。

不记得的童鞋，可以找找那期节目来听。

今天呢，我们一起来研究一下，坐月子这个“惨无人道”的活动。

话说，一个充满好奇心的英国小哥前不久不远万里来到中国，体验了一把坐月子。

用亲身经历再次证明一个宇宙真理：

No zuo no die, why you try!?

At first, the British Guy though that 坐月子就是 Sitting in the month!

这充分证明了，这个天真的英国小哥并不了解事态的严重性。

坐月子光坐着可是不行滴。

Confinement 才是更加正确和适合的表达。

Confinement除了坐月子之外，还有监禁，限制的意思。

这个英国小哥，第一天就被要求先带上 fake boobs.(C cup 哦)

但这仅仅是一个开始，一个开始，开始~~~~

He had to learn how to feed the babies, how to bath the babies, how to comfort the babies when they cry, and many other how to~~~~

在他终于完成一系列任务后，小哥激动这期待享誉全球的Chinese food。

排骨？烤鸭？烧鸡？

NO NO NO

红豆汤，小米粥，白水猪蹄汤。

估计当时小哥的内心是崩溃的，还不如回去吃Fish and chips.

为了让体验更为真实，热心的中国工作人员，还免费让他体验了一把产后疼痛，

用加衣服的夹子把这哥们的肚子夹的色彩缤纷。

After he escaped from this “hell”, the British guy wrote a very very long article.

向世界哭诉了自己的经历。

Here are some sentences from his article:

“I had a "devil baby" section where it drove me crazy crying for half an hour straight.'”

哭半个小时，小哥你也太夸张了。

“I get red bean soup for dinner (the staff get McDonald's) ”

我晚饭喝了红豆汤，他们竟然吃了麦当劳！麦当劳！

It seems like this British guy had lot to say during the 24 hours experiences.

中国妈妈们为了孩子承受了多少，可能只有亲身体会才能真正了解的到。

So give your mom a call and tell her you love her.

By the way,9月16日晚6点会在上海纽约大学举办中美大学生对话。

大家有空的话都来玩啊！

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Today’s key word is

Bicycle

A bicycle is a vehicle with two wheels which you ride by sitting on it and pushing two pedals（踏板） with your feet.

We can also call this vehicle ----Bike.

自行车

A bicycle rider is called a cyclist, or bicyclist.

说到自行车，江湖上是无人不知，无人不晓。

它上可以参加国际大赛，下可骑去市场买菜。

那这个人类最伟大的发明之一，到底是由哪位天才哥哥发明的捏？

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Long long time ago, a German guy called Baron(男爵) Karl von Drais invented the first human means of transport to use only two wheels(轮子). People call it dandy horse or running machine.

但这是，this dandy horse is made of wood.

此后几十年中，来自英国，法国等地的各路好汉（发明家）们，各展神通，渐渐的攒出了我们今天使用的bicycle 自行车。

在这个漫长的过程中，各种形状的bicycle 纷纷登场。前轮大，后轮小的。车座高入天际的。车座紧贴大地的。

You name it.

自行车的演变史，充分证明了

Human beings are very creative,

However, the super bicycle we are talking about today is not just a bicycle anymore.

它是一个手电筒，也是一个充电器，它可以是一部手机，也可以是一个导航仪。

It includes an array of (一大批)convenient smart functions（功能） such as a music player, an emergency call capability, as well as a navigation system and social networking.

It can also act as a super health tool allowing the cyclist to monitor different health indicators（健康指标）.

The bike is designed to look like a bird in flight, boasting（标榜） a high level of fashion as well as functionality（功能性）.

总之一句话，带你装X带你飞！！！

Goddess-形容女神的正确姿势

Blind date-相亲量胸围 节操怎么量

Today's key word is

Blind date

A blind date is an arrangement made for you to spend a romantic evening with someone you have never met before.

Today's key word is

Weekend

A weekend is Saturday and Sunday.

周末

Here is an example.

Why don't you and I go away this weekend?