YMMV: The Unfiltered Sex & Dating Podcast

Here's a scene
You're in the bedroom laying down, your girlfriend wrap around
To the sound of the dildo and the thrusting
All you hear is the harness rubbing your ass
And feel such peace and absolute
The ecstasy still that doesn't end
But slowly drifts into sleep
Until your mother opens up the door
She's walked in on you
It's you alone, you are the pegging queen.

We question the legitimacy of sugar daddies who don't have as much money as we think they ought to, and of sugar babies who tolerate that.

A couple sets up a hall pass situation, and the guy is upset that now his girlfriend is enjoying multiple male penises (big surprise).

In other news: A young woman gives her platonic friend a blowjob, it doesn't turn him into her boyfriend, and she becomes upset.

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/84/pegging

https://ymmv.me/84/hall-pass

https://ymmv.me/84/blow

https://ymmv.me/84/clit-hack

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Reunited finally after Keith's long séjour in Europe, we wrap up our conversation about psychedelics before moving on to all manner of taboo (and honestly potentially triggering) topics.

Women often face the problem of a series of men who say more or less the same things on dating apps, so it's hard to know which first date will go well, and which will just be awful. Is there a better way for them to figure this out without wasting hours on terrible dates? Or, are the incels right and women are all just dating the top 10% of attractive guys anyway?

How bad is it if a guy starts crying during sex? What's the best way to transition to sex once your date has agreed to "come up to your place"?

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/83/fingering

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Keith asks Mike probing questions about how he's doing psychologically. Spoiler alert: Not well.

But -- and this is important -- no sexual side effects to speak of. Importantly, that suggests a male potency beyond what you probably think he's capable of. We're talking Clubber Lang-level potency.

In the "fastest time to nut" category, both hosts are doing decently well. There's some question as to the absolute fastest that could be achieved, but it's plainly under 5 minutes, which is impressive however you slice it.

Some discussion of the attractiveness of beards on men and circumcised versus "natural" plumbing downstairs. What happens when you move on from a relationship where sex was off the hook? And can an attractive young woman actually be "bad" at sex.

Not to beat a dead horse here, but we're mostly in the podcasting game for the chicks (who isn't?). So, if a lovely young lady would like to meet either host, please contact us.

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/82/best-sex

https://ymmv.me/82/bad-sex

https://ymmv.me/82/married-sex

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Mike celebrates Slope Day in California and does some deep thought about children's gender identities, mental health and psychedelics. It's hard out here with Keith in Europe!

Lots of questions this week, including a man who doesn't like foreplay, another who has extracted an "anytime blowjob" agreement from his girlfriend, and one who wants to perform oral sex on himself.

Lots of discussion of different pharmaceuticals, including one woman who is completely unable to have orgasms because of her SSRI. And, what to do when roleplaying goes too far?

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/81/no-lube

https://ymmv.me/81/bj-anytime

https://ymmv.me/81/ssri

https://ymmv.me/81/penis

https://ymmv.me/81/autofellatio

https://ymmv.me/81/smell

https://ymmv.me/81/roleplay

https://ymmv.me/81/what-to-say

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Alyssa and Keith discuss the importance of photo selection for successful online dating, what works and what does not, and what the photos tell you about the person who posted them.

A gentleman claims that he orgasmed no fewer than seven times in immediate succession, leaving his balls "tired, sore, dragging." Is this even possible, and if so would it really do that sort of thing to his balls?

Someone wants to know if cameltoe is really attractive. It is, of course, but mostly because of the way it accentuates to the male gaze the lack of a penis in the spot where it would be on a man. And, is a man responsible if his partner has never had an orgasm?

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/80/7-times

https://ymmv.me/80/habits

https://ymmv.me/80/never-orgasmed

https://ymmv.me/80/cameltoe

https://ymmv.me/80/blow-kiss

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Look, it's not every day that we have the opportunity to speak with any 19-year-old woman about her sex life. So, we appreciated that, and we know you will as well. We interviewed Sage, a 19-year-old female listener with a genuinely fascinating set of sexual experiences.

Rather than spoil the details for you, I'll just say that she's primarily attracted to women, but she has a male partner. And he likes to find male thirds for their couple. Sage self-identifies as queer, and she is very open about what she likes and doesn't like.

And, Sage went ahead and checked for herself what fluid comes out when she squirts. She can confirm that it's pee.

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Alyssa and Keith discuss a wide range of topics, starting off with Alyssa recanting, or perhaps just recasting, some of her earlier statements on the program. Don't worry, Keith still maintains that he's a classy gentleman.

Some discussion of how to construct an effective Tinder profile, and general dating advice in that area.

Then on to the big question of the day: Why do women so easily tolerate men's fetishistic behavior, whether it's wanting to direct their semen in various seemingly unnatural places or the like. Do women actually want facials or to be nutted upon?

And, who wins the cum race?

There was no porn discussed in this episode, but here is one of a woman giving a somewhat odd blowjob (particularly the end) just to help you out:

https://ymmv.me/78/odd-bj

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/78/facial

https://ymmv.me/78/going-down

https://ymmv.me/78/racing

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Looking for a deep dive into Keith's relationship? Look no further, friend, because this episode is tailor-made for you. These two lovebirds appear smitten, and my lone regret for the moment is that they're looking for an MFF threesome, not an MMF one.

Sadly, all I seem to find these days is the dreaded MMM threesome. Really, if an MMF is the "devil's threesome," what is an MMM?

Even I was surprised to learn of Alyssa's willingness to accept corporal punishment in the context of sex or a relationship. She may have allowed it, but I don't think I would.

Alyssa has agreed to start a "vabbing" experiment, to see just how well Keith can detect pheromones. I wonder what would be the male equivalent?

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/77/vabbing

https://ymmv.me/77/love

https://ymmv.me/77/domination

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Keith is in Albania, but that didn't stop us from connecting to bring you some fresh content. I'm not ashamed to say that Episode 76 is more sexually stimulating than the January 6th hearings.

We discuss bondage, and not the fake kind that happens when you're arrested while protesting the Supreme Court and put your hands behind your back, but the real kind when someone uses velcro straps and metal fixations. Real serious stuff, except the guy who is doing it in our story asked how his partner was feeling a few too many times (in our opinion).

Another group of women are concerned about the smell and look of their vaginas, so we discussed at some length whether there's much they can do about that. And, we had some more talk about the optimal way for sex to be offered for sale to men. No matter how much we circle the topic, we reliably conclude that sugar relationships are optimal economically and psychologically for all who want to be involved in such situations.

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/76/bondage

https://ymmv.me/76/talking-shit

https://ymmv.me/76/platonic-blow

https://ymmv.me/76/odor

https://ymmv.me/76/odor-2

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Mike tackles the questions that women want answered, with a sensitivity few modern men can muster. Women everywhere drop whatever they're doing to offer him what they think he wants: A relationship with a fun, quirky woman.

Mike, unhappy by this turn of events, takes time to clarify for them that men are much more interested in carnal affairs than affairs of the heart, but they don't believe him. Mike is frustrated, and so are the women.

Topics range from what women want to what men want, what do prostitutes and porn actresses want? And, what is the best VR porn?

To listen to the interview clip discussed in the episode:

https://ymmv.me/75/porn-actress

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/75/want-anal

https://ymmv.me/75/half-of-men

https://ymmv.me/75/sex-effort

https://ymmv.me/75/tired

https://ymmv.me/75/reality

https://ymmv.me/75/attractive

https://ymmv.me/75/fingered

https://ymmv.me/75/bj-advice

https://ymmv.me/75/morning-sex

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