You Ain't a'Woofin - History, Mystery, Crime, and Astrology

On today’s episode, Valerie presents two assassinations, three events from the “Old West”, the “bustle gap”, how you don’t have to go to prison to get jacked if you buy (or build) the New Iron Horse, the recipe for Shaken Baby and how to get your babies to make you homemade ice cream, as well as the dangers of E-Bike ownership, in the 1881 Timeline Twist. Next Amy Jo tells the tale of an entitled and image-conscious young man with delusions of grandeur, whose plan to earn money ended in a bloody and violent act followed by a bungled investigation, including a very detailed, yet unflattering, suspect description that went out to the press. Follow along as we practice our police sketch artist skills and learn of the murderer’s delusional demands in court as his “House of Cards” collapses around him, in the story of the Brighton Railway Murder.

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On today’s episode, Valerie tells the story of five blue eyed (mostly) bandits, and their careless plan to rob wealthy partygoers attending a lavish celebration at Elmshade Mansion on the day of the BIG Fighting Illini vs. Army Cadets football game in the Great Harris Mansion Heist. Amy Jo’s Zodiac Back reflects on the Mars Neptune conjunction and the trends it can signify, as well as financial astrology, Wall Street, and the market crash of 1929, including two astrologers who got it wrong, and one astrologer, Edgar Cayce, who got it very right. Finally, the co-hosts discuss the boom bust cycle and how uncertainty can bring forth interests like the current resurgence of depression era habits and hacks.

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On today’s episode, Valerie covers the Exposición Iberoamericana de 1929 of Seville, Spain, the detailed recipe notes of an Afternoon Tea Menu spy that infiltrated Schraffts in NYC, the patriotic chicken, Victory Maid, and her record-breaking egg laying year due to Ful-O-Pep Dry Mash chicken feed, and a problematic and hopefully forgotten holiday in the 1929 Timeline Twist. Amy Jo’s tells the story of The Evangelista Occult Murders - an unsolved murder of real estate mogul, healer, herbalist, astrologist, and occult leader Benny Evangelista and his family, detailing the writing of HIS BOOK, with possibly the longest title ever presented on the podcast, and including his strangely crafty basement altar, the bungled crime scene, and theories on whodunit (ha!).

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On today’s episode, Valerie tells the sensational tale of the Thirtieth Street Murder, and brutal attack on six residents of the prominent Gouldy family home in 19th century New York City - an attack so brutal and dramatic it inspired a creepy Murder Ballad! Yay! Amy Jo’s Zodiac back covers the 4/20 Jupiter and Uranus conjunction - occurring in Taurus in both 1858 and NOW! She also touches on themes such as the sudden implementation of slowly developing technology, as well as peaks in armed conflict and space exploration that can occur under this amazing 14-year cycle. The co-hosts also discuss how current astrologers suggest you approach the 2024 Jupiter-Uranus conjunction.

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On today’s episode, Valerie presents the first transatlantic undersea telegraph cable souvenirs, the expansion of railway systems across the globe, the Great Shawl and Cloak Emporium, and May Day Beers, in the 1858 Timeline Twist. Amy Jo tells the pungent story of the Great Stink of London, detailing the Royal Family’s lame attempt at a PR spin, and how Parliament was ultimately forced into action, also introducing the heroes who DID help, resulting in one of the largest public works projects of the era.

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On today’s episode, Valerie covers a brief history of witch trials in central Europe and the story of Magda Logomer’s life, accusation of witchcraft, torture, confession, trial, and Empress Maria Theresa’s role in her case. Amy Jo’s Zodiac Back presents the science and history of comets, including the long history and accurate prediction of Halley’s and the currently visible P12 Pons/Brooks (a.k.a. The Devil Comet, and the conspiracy theories surrounding the 4/8/2024 eclipse.

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On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist features how José Cuervo got its start, 18th century cooking with an irritated Sarah Phillips, in the The Ladies Handmaid, and Perrott’s Folly, a building that inspired a beloved high fantasy novel nearly two centuries later. Amy Jo tells the story that created The Screaming Spectre of Farringdon Station - the ghastly murder of Anne Naylor and her little sister by their mentors Sarah Metyard and her daughter Sally Metyard as well as the justice that followed. 

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On today’s episode Valerie covers the life and times, and robbery spree of John Dillinger and his gang, and the actions leading up to his ultimate death at the hands of the FBI outside Chicago’s famed Biograph Theater. Amy Jo’s Zodiac Back presents eclipses in Solar Saros Series 139, significations of Uranus in Taurus, lab grown meat, cigarette astrology cards, and the mysterious disappearance of J.C. Brown on Mt. Shasta.

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On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist features the Dust Bowl, Betsy Wetsy, and the ridiculousness of the bucket hat. Amy Jo tells the tale of The Brighton Trunk Murders. Two women and two trunks, seemingly related, yet one went unpunished and one went unsolved.

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On today’s episode, Valerie shares the story of the slashing death of Philipena Langfeldt and the sensational manhunt for the elusive nobleman who was the only suspect. During Amy Jo’s Zodiac Back we take a walk through the Zodiac, have a Modality Moment, and discuss astrology and vaccines.

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