Everything is back to 1000 miles an hour, create space, The Ick, self sabotage, throw in the grenade, self preservation, whirry, looking for the red flags, recoil, maths itself has always existed, are we ever truly satisfied?, superworms, create and protect space!

Sound issues, barking dogs and meowing cats, Three books and a podcast, Spiders, Ice Houses, many tonnes, Snow shops, a poem, global warming, Doug asks Rachel a lot of questions that she doesn’t know the answers to…,the answer is dentist, chilly, what does being loved mean to you? Why are you touching me? Sorry about the poor sound, giving time - showing love, loving someone should be easy, I’m pretty sure you can hear Huey whistle snoring in the background.

Hey Olivia, a lot, anxiety, awareness, so 2020, Poppers headache, pets, holidays, Worm moon, True and or False Quiz, all the junk on the moon, Anne the docile, Pandemic, wild, the greatest gift, get out and live, Silence, one simple wish, 10lb bag of rice.

Long time, all the brunch, time is moving very weirdly, cruisey woozey, opportunities, looking for change, Sunday blues, deleting social media, we pause for Bobbi’s moment *cough* I left it in-Bobbi continues to cough in the background during our very serious chat, you can still listen, Hashtag No Regrets, Silver Hallmarks, Birmingham, sassy Lion, some sort of maths, what do you miss the most about being a child?, waiting for life to begin, YOU JUST LOST THE GAME, you should just be silly, the youth of today, connect and collaborate!

Is this the most lacklustre podcast we’ve ever done? You decide….

Stressed, tension, balls deep in Annie, it’s my favourite thing to do, do I stay or do I go now, DOUG’s therapy session, sleep, tense Rope, we promote the play but it’s done now, WFH, anti-office rhetoric, social creature, I’m already bored of this podcast, plumbing, it’s about the pipes people, the John, Rachel explains -at length- how sewage treatment works, fun facts about plumbing , Elizabeth Bennet had an indoor toilet, support Trans rights, no regrets, seize opportunities, Change is equal to Freedom, blood tests, if the pipe is ok the water will keep moving, trust in the pipe.

New year Treats, 2021 reflections, EYEBALLS, floaters, we’ve both got beautiful blue eyes, dense jelly, DOUG’s metaphor, DMC, Billy Joel, being stuck, SignUp, Inclusivity, predictions.

Christmas, Play Dead London, Rubbish TV, Advent, beautiful being in your brain, attacked by the cat, Doug painfully trying to remember Jason Bateman's name, repotting plants, evil but convenient, Dark Energy, off script, *Things we say might not be accurate*, Dark Matter, using two hands to get spacey, supernova, Knowledge Elf Amy, Tart is a pie, microscope not telescope, Factoids, What is to come? Elephants.

Rolling out of bed, Doug got married, Rachel broke her foot, Husband!, I don’t cry, WeddingTide is over it’s BirthTide, video analysis, Lisfranc, we get some science wrong, SwimClub, Pies, two crust pie, Pi, what’s the difference between a pie and a tart?, eat crow, pasties, Doug gets a tissue, Animated pies, Jeffery, 18 inches, Shhh Sarah, biscuits, Double D, Destructive yet unavoidable, colonising the universe, Rachel laughs at her own jokes a lot, 2 child limit, Love!

Rachel’s vocal quality, WeddingTide, 2 years AF, bananas, Bobbi, Acting, the telephone, SWEARWORDS, Flowers, wedding surcharge, Sodium chloride, so much science, below the salt, chaos, buying a museum exhibit, etymology, Rachel loses it! Victorian mistranslation, emotions, shame, wild, contentment.

Being excited, in a play, other Rach, Blood Brothers, Birthtide, Rachel interrupting Doug as per, gasp, bodies, if I was a horse they would have shot me, butt stuff, it’s a puppet, there’s nothing original, thunderbirds, Doug’s cute cackle, Puppet opera, creepy ventriloquism, all the vibes, rejuvenated, Team America, The Happytime murders, Hoggle, Rachel and Doug trying to do maths, dexterous, everything is maths in the end, NEW SEGMENT, turn up, show up, hocus pocus, own your wires!