Doug had a cold and Rachel was in a dark place, Vaccines, Tier 3...Tier 4, Doug's birthday, Incompetence of the government, false hope, STOP IT, A Christmas Tale- The Play Dead Family Save Rachel, So many YALE locks, a lot of Fucking, Community, Gel Pens, Soup, Left Handed, YOU AND ME EXCLUSIVE, A treat for Doug a birthday surprise, It's definitely Abu not Apu, Countdown date, I love fucking words, You were doing an act of charity, so over the global pandemic, Hinge Roses, I'm desperate but not sending you a rose desperate, Doug brings the good news, Mackenzie Scott billionaire.

Festive season, let me live, running, Ariana Grande, let me live, lockdown, over-stimulation, Paul brings Doug tea... no one brings Rachel tea, Intimacy in a time of corona, let me live, so proud, Lucrezia Borgia, let me live, let Lucrezia Borgia live, makes me think of nipples, I like someone to take the lead, Sheila's trying to enter the conversation, 5pm Hammersmith Bridge, Have a sniff bridge, Let me live, Pen and Paper, physical touch needs to come from somewhere organic, I found the good news, Doug and Rachel's first on air dispute, Kaavan the Elephant and Cher! Thank goodness for Cher!

Christmas, Pines and needles, thieves, crime is not the answer people, cocktail fail, No need for Christmas cards, Rachel goes on one about reducing waste, naked installations, Black Friday, IRA, you can’t fix violence with violence, train station bins, life is dry, nighttime or nothing with me, I’m having dates because I don’t want to be alone forever, ginger hair brown eyes, grow into his eyes, vibe, process, keep going, slow and steady, what small change are we making today?

10k, Intimacy in a time of Covid, impostor syndrome, Play Dead London, Bustling, the storm i am, the word, Inca Gods, but Albert Einstein had some progressive ideas on anti-racism,teenage sacrifice, Demeter, Magic stars, Doug went to India, pearl necklaces, you don't need to unmatch me to delete your account, scripted improv, older than me though, I love step brothers, just google it! Dick, everyone is being compared to Danger Kiss, I just had to go and work for the BBC, if cigarettes weren't evil, "Don't listen to what I say, listen to what I want", Dolly Bangers, Dollyfesto, Festive season, magic dicks, Rockefeller Christmas tree, baby owl, Bristol Jenny, who puts tinsel on their trees anyway?

Diwali, chaotic fireworks, hope, emotion hangover, Bobbi prances, Trial 4, to binge or not to binge? Sexy vampires, impulse purchases, Parquet flooring, VerSail! Versaille! Carpets or Wooden floors? Pets are gross, Grandma curling, popper trousers and kickers are a thing, Little Cake, Etymology, Jake Gyllenhaal (obvs), TV nostalgia, that's because you're young, I wanna be like Mike, Davide, Are you a vegan? No red flags, no work! Why does it have to be an issue? You don't want any more kids! Real Housewives! CISHET MEN! Youth is better! You are your own love of your life, Fly for Culture, opportunities! How can I use my expertise to support someone?

G’bye Trump! Get those feelings out, Mercury out of retrograde! Hate. Doug is such a Sagittarius! Everyone has to believe in something, horoscopes! Pizza is the best, road planter bollards, Drew Barrymore, child stardom, Little Girl Lost, Jake Gyllenhaal, you don’t know yourself at 19, Doug is silent a lot, Louche, Sean Slater, Rent boys, He’s not that into you, Spoiler, it’s not called Holland! Rachel’s love life doo doo dooooo! Bumble! Persistent for a pic! My favourite position... Richmond Park, G&Ts, Vaghound, False hope, happy ending, where are the gay romcoms? Marina Abramovic, pots and pans music, scientific animals, be friendly!

367 days Sober! Lockdown Part Two! Salmon, Sushi, Play Dead, Tie Dye, New Washing Machine > Laundrette, Pins and Needles or Parasthesia, a traffic jam in your nervous system, Toxic masculinity, The Honest Bloke, My blood is thawing, the spine is really important, Scream! El Orfanato! Doug's Dream, Sleep paralysis, Lucid dreaming, Jake Gyllenhaal, The Penis Fairies, Unmatch, Hinge, Stop taking selfies in your bed! Thirsty locked down boys! Ruth Bader Ginsburg costumes, 4 Notes Paul's Tune.

Ceiling saga, hey Paul, Doug does zoom PT, Running, Soberness, HRV, Forgotten sister, The voices we never got to hear..., What if..., Theatre business meeting , Crocs with socks, Trout are not that interesting, so many eggs, Science or Magic, Immoral trout, is haddock yellow?, Mean Meg Ryan, Beastiality, FSM, Community, Use your vote, Ghosted, Come and sit on my face, Team Danger Kiss, Own your feelings, Take those moments, Reunited Holocaust survivors, Salient facts, IG LIVE @starsagain, Kombucha, RemedyDrinks. It’s never too early for Champagne Doug!

Get rid of slugs, news, spooky season continues, spooky movies, passion fruit of the Christ, Santa Claus the Movie, Muppets Christmas Carol, Staycation, The Storm I am, Ally Ink, Doug’s washing machine broke, painful groin, Ada Lovelace, Maths is really important, STEM, pushy parents, the distant sound of Paul’s music, TMI WARNING, put him in the sea, Richmond, you will need to be vulnerable again, Matching socks, gamification, Paul’s coughing, Good news network, community, Jacinda Ardern, NextDoor, Pomegranates, Be good!

Coming out day, Bobbi’s birthday, World Mental Health Day, MIL’s birthday, Keep the peace, Spooky season, Olivia Coleman, Jenni is scared of everything, Ghost ships, Ola aggressive beep, don’t push your views onto people, just don’t talk, Slugs and RP tales, organisms do not exist just to serve some higher purpose, no more thrush, how many teeth do slugs have? Re-home the slugs! Perfect spy dialect! Rich white men dictating how we speak! Fucking breezy, put him in the sea, why is your time more important than my time? Emotional labour! Put the fucking effort in! Pull your socks up! I hate the word Shero! We need to stop putting down women! The Smiling Boys Project!