You Both Suck

Dara and Kunal are back with another AMAZING guest, Krystyna Hutchinson, standup comedian and host of the super-popular @guyswefcked podcast (co-hosted by Corinne Fisher)! They kick things off with a discussion about being on the Bill Maher podcast, Club Random (1:34) and what constitutes "old man swag" (4:34).

They get into the very fun and relatable topic of "Stuck Porn" (11:00), and then it's time for the squabble of the day (15:07)! A woman in her early 30's wrote in about her roommate who likes to have sex very loudly with her boyfriend, and also leaves her sex toys around the apartment. She found a (thankfully clean) butt plug in the dishwasher rack! So then, she snapped. The roommate accused her of kink-shaming and being a prude. What do you think? Listen and find out! 

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Dara and Kunal are back with a doozy of an episode! First they start off by discussing the trolls who pushed Dara to start her business IG (1:05) @themisfitcreatives and also her date from the week before (4:17). Then Kunal mentions how he went to see Fallout Boy in concert and he loved it but didn't stand up once (9:25). Is that crazy behavior??

Then it's squabble time (19:33)! Is it better to keep friend groups separate?? A guy in his 40's wrote in about friendship drama: he has a somewhat eccentric friend that he keeps separate from his other friends because the guy can be a little problematic and has gotten "weirder" post-pandemic. The guy's got a lot of quirks that most people might find tough to deal with, but he enjoys being his friend otherwise.  Does he suck for lying/keeping them apart? Or does the friend suck for not being self aware? Listen and find out! 

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Dara and Kunal are back and they are PUMPED to welcome their good friend and OG podcaster Andrew Zarian! Andrew started the Guys From Queens Network (Kunal actually came up with the name!) and now hosts the popular wrestling podcast, Mat Men (@matmenpodcast). They discuss a bunch of hot topics, including the time when he took Dara out on a date when they were 16 (8:10).

Then they get into the HTWD for the day, sex 1-3x/week vs sex 1-3x/month (14:57). Dara is pro 1-3x/week, Kunal is pro 1-3x/month. 

Then it's time for the squabble of the day (28:12)! This submission was pulled from Reddit, a man wrote about his fiance's family trying to hijack their honeymoon. The soon to be Father in Law suggested they visit her dead grandparents and meet a portion of the fiance's extended family before embarking on their honeymoon. He feels like this is not "honeymoon energy" and shouldn't be meeting part of her family (and dead relatives) for the first time right before their honeymoon. The Father in Law doesn't think it's a big deal and the fiance is indifferent. Does he suck for wanting to keep the two separate? Listen and tell us your thoughts!

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Dara and Kunal are back with an awesome guest, Sebastian Conelli from @loudaboutnothing podcast! Sebastian is an actor/comedian and UCB vet  from Staten Island, so they kick things off with a little conversation about his perception of Queens (3:31) and some more New Yorker related things. Give him a follow! @sebastianconelli 

Then, they do a Hot Takes Wild Debates-style discussion about Friends, specifically if Ross and Rachel were really on a break (16:03).

Then, it's squabble time (29:52)! A woman in her early 40's wrote in about a bad fight she had with a good friend. They both said things that were mean and below the belt, but she felt that the friend went way harder and now she has trouble trusting her. When she's tried to bring it up and talk it through, the friend dodges it. Does she suck? Or do they both suck? Listen and find out!

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Dara and Kunal are back on their own this week, and they start off by discussing Dara's various injuries and her latest Botox session (1:43) and if you should comment on it as a man (4:38).

After all that, they get into the Hot Takes Wild Debates: Seinfeld is the Worst Character on Seinfeld (13:30). 

Then it's time for the Squabble of the Day (19:55)! A woman wrote in about a man she's been dating for a while - he's divorced with a kid - and the ex-wife has always been somewhat of a pain point. And now the ex wife wants to meet her, but she doesn't think it's necessary. Does she suck for avoiding the ex? Listen and find out, and tell us what you think! 

At 38:15, our friend Katey from @themotheroctopus sends us a Voice Note to weigh in on the topic, as someone who's been in that situation!

Then, they end the episode with a rousing discussion about Kunal's feelings on restaurants not carrying whole milk (46:55). 

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Dara and Kunal are back and they are PUMPED for today's guest, the loveliest human, Ilana Dunn of the award-winning Seeing Other People Podcast, and It's Life in Progress Podcast! They kick things off with telling Ilana how she makes them feel like better people, and how she's struggling with changing her last name (2:43) when getting married. 

They also discuss Dara's dating life and if there is a connection between adrenaline and drinking more on a date (5:08). There is also a heated discussion about cleanliness while living with your significant other (7:55).

Then they get into Hot Takes Wild Debates: Pro Hall Pass or Anti Hall Pass (15:48). Which bleeds into a conversation about old TV shows like One Tree Hill and Kunal rants about Gilmore Girls.

And then it's squabble time (29:00). A woman writes in about a widower that she had been dating for one month (they met on Tinder) and when she ended it, he told her "you destroyed my faith in love." Too much for a one month relationship? Who sucks?? Listen and find out!

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Dara and Kunal are back on their own this week, and they start out with Kunal saying he doesn't want to eat soup ever again (:54) and Dara brings up the viral trend of cinnamon rolls and chili (3:10). Should they try it?? Probably.

Then it's time for Hot Takes Wild Debates: Fast and Furious is the BEST movie franchise EVER (7:17). To them, it's not even a debate. RIP Paul Walker. #Family 

Then it's Squabble time (15:29)! A listener wrote in about a friend who used a Google Form to put out feelers for her wedding. A little weird to begin with, but life happened and she forgot to fill out the Google Form, therefore she was not invited to the wedding. Not only that, they haven't spoken since. Does she suck for forgetting to fill out a Google Form? Or does the friend suck for ending a friendship over a Google Form?? Is it even about the Google Form at all?! Listen and find out! 

NEW SEGMENT ALERT! Not always, but on some episodes, we will be doing "Entitled Demands" (46:38) to close out the episode. This week's ED is: Flying Needs to Be Better. Tell us if you have anything to add to that list. 

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Dara and Kunal are back with a special guest! Katey DiStefano is the very funny voice behind @themotheroctopus on Instagram; she's a mom, a meme-maker, and a poignant writer. She will make you laugh, cry, and feel all the things. Give her a follow! 

First, they discuss how Katey and Dara know each other (0:24) and discuss Katey's content. We also talk about how comedy comes from deep pain/trauma (2:31). #LOL

Then it's time for Hot Takes Wild Debates (10:34): Pro Gifts and Anti Gifts. Dara is Pro, Kunal is Anti. This segment goes OFF THE RAILS when Dara launches into some deep stuff that hits Kunal and Katey right in the gut. You will laugh a lot. 

Then, it's squabble time (21:06)! We got this one from Reddit's Am I The Asshole thread. A woman wrote in about a friend of a friend who likes to talk smack ABOUT HER OWN SON in front of his face. So she stepped up and defended the kid, who cannot defend himself, but she did it in front of everyone and insulted the mother at the same time. Does she suck for trying to do the right thing? Or does the mom suck for talking smack about her own child right to his face? Wild stuff. Listen and find out!

Bonus fun moment at 53:50. Kunal paid someone on Fiverr to turn an angry Voice Note from Dara into a jingle which ends up sounding like a house song.

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Dara and Kunal are back, tackling life's most ridiculous yet somehow very relatable issues. First, they start by discussing Dara's raving abilities and the NYC nightclub scene in the 90's and early 2000's (2:27).

After that, they get into the Hot Takes & Wild Debates for the day. Are Cheetos Chips? (11:22) You think you know, but you have no idea.

Then it's squabble time! (16:09) A woman in her early 30's writes in about a friend who always takes a very, very long time to eat when they go out on shopping trips. A sandwich and a coffee will take her an hour to eat. She expressed that she hates waiting around while she finishes eating, but the friend didn't welcome the criticism and got offended. Was she wrong to say something? Or does the friend suck for not respecting her time? Listen and find out! 

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Dara and Kunal are back, sans guest, just chillin and Dara shares that she's back on Hinge (1:00)! 

After they discuss Dara's "type" (4:00) and Dara explains Hinge to Kunal (5:51), he critiques Dara's Hinge profile (10:06). If you subscribe to us on YouTube, you can follow along with the screenshots! They also discuss some of the shocking profiles she's encountered recently and get into "negging" (13:05), a common dating tactic used by men since the caveman days (we assume). 

Then they get into the HTWD (Hot Takes Wild Debates) for today, which is just a STEAMING HOT TAKE: Dominos is good. It's not pizza, but it's good (18:52). What do you think?? 

Then it's squabble time! One of our followers sent this in from Reddit's AITA thread (27:01). It's about a guy in his late 20's who has been dealing with a clingy girlfriend for some time now. She had a good job + friends, then she decided to "take a sabbatical" from work, only to be hanging around his apartment the entire time (they don't live together). She interrupts him while he's working to show him memes all day, and he snapped and told her to "get a life." YIKES! Was he wrong? Does she suck for not respecting his boundaries? Are memes a love language?! Listen for the details and let us know what you think!

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