Eva tries to restore balance to a negative world by wringing sincere compliments out of Kelly, Catie, and Rave about the teams they hate. Plus: Complicated viral-video reactions and a mean-eyed dreamboat.

The wrong people are jousting, Brad Marchand is out here licking dudes, and we can barely tell the difference between professional sports commentary and descriptions of adult films. It's the 2018 Stanley Cup playoffs.

Catie hosts a tour through some of the most patently ridiculous hockey player "insults" in memory.

In a purely self-indulgent exercise, the girls discuss which Caps players they spiritually resemble and which positions they'd play - and for which teams - if they were actually players themselves.