You Can't Make It Up

Warning: swallow coffee before listening. ‘Translated hotel signs’ segment is 3 minutes of ROFLYAO  Can anyone here PLAY this game? Casey Stengal paid a visit on the eve, and as visions of Choo Choo Coleman danced in our heads, the old professor likened the futility of his dreadful, ’62 Mets to the ignorance and utter incompetetence […]

First aired on December 24, 2009 Alert Scotland Yard? Nah, t’was mere child’s play for cops in Cardiff, Wales to pinch these bumbling bank robbers who apparently forgot the first rule of theft: make an inconspicuous getaway. Combined, they got nearly 40 years in the pokie. Let’s hope they’re no better at getting out than […]

We celebrate 10 years of You Can’t Make Up with this encore episode! Gift of Life 1, FDA 0 … The government has dubbed him a “one man sperm bank” and demands he abstain. But Trent Arsenault, father of 14 (four more on the way), says his free disseminations to women he meets online must […]

This episode first aired Dec 22, 2010 Bow your heads and let us play… Tis the season. The time of year when millions flock to houses of worship to seek spiritual guidance — only to find billboards, bulletins and other announcements nobody bothered to read out loud. Our advice? Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help. Enjoy […]

This episode first aired Dec 21, 2011 In this corner… Nothing ratchets up the Battle of the Sexes like the holidays. Especially when one of you earns the lionesses lion’s share of the household income. We discovered an interesting end-game tactic of our species. To call off the fight the really stupid (or diabolical) bread winners get proactive […]

This encore episode first was heard on Dec 20, 2010 What women don’t want… Day 7 of our 12 Daze Dumb comes with this shopping reminder for guys. Don’t get her a household appliance. Although, if she’s into tech gadgets… just saying 

This encore episode was first heard on Dec. 19, 2015 Warning: Mob Crossing! Every child knows his name.  He’s a Christmas icon.  Frosty T. Snowman is many things (just ask CBS) and, as you will learn, made an enemy he couldn’t refuse.  RIP F.T. Day 6 of our 12 Days of Dumb also features the funniest […]

This episode first aired on Sunday, Dec. 18th, 2011 Donald Draper slept here… We found a treasure trove of the dumbest holiday ads eveeeeer created. If you’ve been very good little boys and girls this year we’ll stuff a few in your stocking. Gotta run, Santa’s into the sangria again. Happy 5th Day of Dumb, y’all! […]

This episode was first heard on December 17, 2011 If Stanislavski could tweet… He’d have thousands of 150 year old followers. Imagine the stench. And his book ‘An Actor Prepares?’ I’ve read it. Hell, I’ve used it. Trust me, there’s nothing in there about Twitter. What if I show up where you work and tweet over […]

This is Day 3 in our 12 Days of Dumb encore series.  She’s guaranteed to tumble… Relax. Your high school rep is safe with us. We’re talkin tumbleweed, gal. Nothing says Christmas like a dried up piece of brush with colored lights. Buy it online. Dern cheap, too. Hang ‘er from the trailer or give as a gift. […]