Christmas with the Skinflints Day 3 of our 12 Days of Dumb brings us to family. You know, people with whom you’re forced to spend the holidays. Growing up we all got “gifts” from relatives that some tight wad Secret Santa pawned off on them at the office party. But nothing can top this list of chintzy, useless, inappropriate or just plain […]

Screw up much? You know how it works in therapy.  “Learn to laugh at yourself.”  And for this I pay?  Well here’s a coloring book filled with the bonehead turns our minds take without using the blinker.  The Coloring Book of Terrible Decisions features animals playing out the dumbest stuff humans do.  Artist, Claire Seipser had fun demonstrating examples in her KickStarter pitch […]

Oy! Say it ain’t so, Irving. Major League Dreidel closed on Day 1 of our 12 Days of Dumb is no way to treat the passing of Hanukkah. Could 2Kens have unwittingly (way we roll) led to their site being hijacked?  Listen for clues here: Tuesday, Day 2 of our 12 Days of Dumb, a gift for everyone […]

The report of our deaths was an exaggeration, but hey, thanks for noticing.  Had to return.  You know how we enjoy doing critter themed shows.  Everyone survive Thanksgiving repast?  Legit question if your host called these guys before serving the bird.  Take this 3:30 antacid and if you live we’ll see you next week. (pinky swears)

Pull! We’ve been away on safari in Punxsutawney, PA. Tracking ground hog in the dead of winter is tough. But someone had to make the varmint pay. Alas, we failed. Had plenty of ammo, too, thanks to those new vending machines! Need comfort food now. Luckily there’s one box left of KKK donuts we had […]

Happy 6th Birthday to Us! It’s also my birthday (talk about your imperfect storms :/). So ring out the old year – and save your bacon with the ex. Here’s one last stocking stuffer to coax her/him back into your bed life.  280 shows and counting! Plus a holiday drunk driving tip and more Stupid Criminal tricks! Music: […]

For the perv on your list Heard about Foxy Blox? They’re all the rage in cell block A this Christmas. Billed as an adult toy for kids, the ‘Lego’ Strip Club Set feels as icky as it looks. Who the hell thought THIS is a good idea? By the way, the strip club has a Walter White inspired […]

Why booze was invented Google ‘dysfunctional family.’ Odds are the photo was shot on Thanksgiving. Why do we do this year after year? To drink ourselves numb, stupid! We found the absolute Turkey Day from Hell! Could’ve happened at your house. I got your butterball right HERE! How do I thaw a fresh turkey? Which end of the […]

A perception tree grows… New Haven CT is known as the Elm City. Historically it is crime-ridden, in spite of recent stats to the contrary. Ranked #7 among America’s “most dangerous” mid-sized cities, the image isn’t going away. Solution? Plant feel-good news. Comcast may have a new slogan… Can You See Us Now? Everyone’s favorite [cough] cable giant wants […]

Must be a full moon… Stuff 11 kids in a Honda? You’d think a grade school math teacher would know better. But hey, when you’re Jones’n for Goldfish, what’s a gal to do? Get off her lawn, too! 94 year olds are cranky and don’t give a rats patoot who knows it. Not your ideal character witness for a great grandson […]