You Can't Make It Up

Astral Travel with Peter Pan We began last week broken hearted.  Believing only fools attempt comedy when one of the truly best friends in this or any lifetime would never again laugh with us.   Jim Armstrong was gone and suddenly continuing this podcast seemed beyond unfeeling.  But then I remembered what Jim’s music partner, and dearest friend of 25 years, Andrea Poulis told us […]

How was your stay sir? No the dog did not eat our mp3. This show went down the rabbit hole when a laptop got left behind, a hotel tried to get it back to us but a delivery service had one too many shipping options. No names. May have to stay there again. Passover comes later, Seder

Say WHAAAT? Rod Serling would be so proud of NBC. The Nightly News weather graphics dept. brilliantly managed to both mistake WI for MI – and vice versa – and make roughly 16 million people early or late for everything! We believe their epic gaff also affected the cheese head state’s presidential primary. A stretch? Nope. Hard to refute […]

Oh thank heaven Be glad you didn’t try to suck down the 64 oz. Ice Age Slurpee. A product that freezes your brain turns 50?! Explains consumer thinking and 80% of network TV doesn’t it? Let the masochistic gulping games begin! Speaking of torture What is it about people waiting tables that brings out the Conan in American diners? We used […]

100 Divas Every art form has its prima donnas. Divas. Actors, dancers, rock stars… just takes one to blow up a production. Imagine the fun when 100 bleating, over-eating opera singers slide down a chute onto a NYC stage.  Lambing season in all its glory. 

Urgent matter Toronto’s Jim Armstrong, the most prolific songwriter and brilliant music producer we’ve ever known, has not been seen since March 9th. Epilepsy plays a role. Jim is a dear friend. We took the first 3 minutes of the show to honor and help find him. The vitals: 5’9” tall, 160 pounds, Gray/red hair, which is […]

No Signs of Intelligent Life Recent events suggest there really is something weird in the water, but when in doubt blame the stupid people.  How’s that for self-serving?

Dylan said it best Their names, faces and abhorrent behavior have become the laughing stock of America.  Bad enough that Ted, Marco and ‘The Donald’ haven’t a clue what decorum and ‘acting presidential’ mean.  Worse, pulling us down with them into the muck and mire of a school yard game of kickball in a rain storm has […]

Schooled Quick, name a trade that if you fail it usually means jail. Give up? Hel-lo! Image clue right there -> Not that picking a lock is difficult- not if you have a brain. Day 5 of our 12 Days of Dumb takes us to school – in a box. A lock cracker’s kit with a few flaws.  Find them and pull […]

For when an ant farm just won’t do So the race for the White House has degenerated to this. Chia Barack Obama?! But hey, it’s under $20 bucks so we just solved Chris Christie’s quandary over what to give Ted Cruz this year. In fact, Day 4 of our 12 Days of Dumb has a few nifty gift ideas for  you […]