You Don't Make Friends With Giant Squids

You Don't Make Friends With Giant Squids

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  • S02E05 Street Fighter
    Season 2, Episode 5: Street Fighter (1994) Movie Review
    Welcome to Bisonland!!! Come explore this crazy video game landscape with us for this unconventional movie pick from 1994! Yes, we picked Street Fighter, well, Jackson did. Squid wasn't too keen on it. We are complete newbies to the Street Fighter franchise, but not to videogames or video game inspired cinema! We explore the character development (or lack thereof) the threads of plot that are strung together and dish on the behind the scenes chisme we could find on Van Damme. You can also watch us gush over the never aging brilliance of Ming-Na Wen and agree that Raul Julia gives this movie life as the super villain Bison and may be our forever spirit animal. RIP. We also share our Me Likey, You Likey’s for the week! They are sugary, feed your HGTV soul and are full of caffeine and you won’t want to miss it!
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    #streetfighter #moviereview @mingna_wen @jcvd #chun-liislingxiaoyu #welcometobisonland #proudcitizensofbisonland #rauljuliaismyspiritanimal #bisonloveforever #changethechannel #zangiefisthebest #youdontmakefriendswithgiantsquidspodcast #youdon’tmakefriendswithgiantsquids #podcast #funnypodcast #funnygirls #melikeyulikey #youtubequeens #patreon #topofthemorning #propertybrothers #jonathananddrewgettingusthroughcovid #hgtvandcardio #caffeineforthesoul #tekkenoverstreetfighter #lawwastheshit
    https://www.vg247.com/2018/07/16/street-fighter-movie-van-damme-production-troubles/
    https://youtu.be/KbPyjvSpJ74
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    34 min
  • S02E04 The Wedding Planner Part 02
    Season 2, Episode 4: The Wedding Planner Part 2 of 2
    Jump right into this episode with Jaxxon and Squid as we start this episode right where we left off on our review of the 2001 film The Wedding Planner! (Starring Jennifer Lopez and Matthew Mcconaughey.) We get really deep on the psychology behind the characters and why none of them should be in relationships in the first place, but how they are also no worse than anyone else on the planet! Trying not to judge, but also being really judgey? These are really damaged people and they ALL need therapy! No shame! We also share some Wedding planner disaster stories we found and our Me Likey, You Likey’s! They are snuggly and Crunchy and you don't want to miss it!
    Watch the episode at the link in our bio or the site listed below! Don’t forget to follow, like and subscribe!
    #theweddingplanner #moviereview #jlofans4ever #alrightalrightalright #jlo #jenniferlopez @jlo @judygreer @mathewmcconaughey #youdontmakefriendswithgiantsquidspodcast #youdon’tmakefriendswithgiantsquids #podcast #funnypodcast #funnygirls #melikeyulikey #youtubequeens #patreon #makejudygreerthelead #careerovererrrythang #MaryandStevearehorriblepeople #weightedblankey #poormansmary #crunchyroll #howcaniplanonforeverwhenineverplannedonyou #nostalgic #stuckinthe2000s
    https://youtu.be/iCo38SGFmQQ
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    40 min
  • S02E03 The Wedding Planner Part 01
    Jaxxon and Squid are back with another JLO classic (You know how much we love her!): The Wedding Planner! Starring Jennifer Lopez and Matthew Mcconaughey. Listen to us HAVE WORDS about just how absolutely HORRIBLE people their characters are, their sneaky motives, the importance of rolly dumpsters in a hilly city, the hopelessness of dropping wet food and how quickly the magical JLO can fix your boobs! Join us as we are lulled into a nostalgic stooper by the early 2000s soundtrack and bask in the greatness of Judy Greer. Then we end Part 1 with your favorite segment, Me Likey, You Likey!
    Watch the episode at the link in our bio or the site listed below! Don’t forget to follow, like and subscribe!
    #theweddingplanner #alrightalrightalright #jlo #jenniferlopez @jlo @judygreer @mathewmcconaughey #youdontmakefriendswithgiantsquidspodcast #youdon’tmakefriendswithgiantsquids #podcast #funnypodcast #funnygirls #melikeyulikey #youtubequeens #patreon #makejudygreerthelead #iamagoddamnprofessional #MaryandStevearehorriblepeople #nancypong #detoxbomb #blankey #tanandlightbluesuitsfordaaaaayz #stopwastingcandy #nostalgic #stuckinthe2000s
    https://youtu.be/mkTfhDfPu8I
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    40 min
  • S02E02 Anything For Selenas Part 02
    Season 2, Episode 2: Anything for Selenaaaaas Part 2 of 2
    In this episode, part 2 of 2, we finish our recap of the 1997 film Selena; starring our most favoritest JLO! We talk about our favorite parts of the movie and the real life implications of Selena’s untimely murder, Yolanda and her father’s total control over her career and image, even after her death to the present day. We even touch on the new Netflix Series starring Christian Serratos and compare what we have seen so far to the ‘97 film, and talk behind the scenes. Also, Me Likey, You Likey! See what we likey to close out the episode (hint: We have switched it up for you! Jaxxon has a VEGAN sweet tooth and Squid is building her GAINS).
    #anythingforselenaaaaaaas #Selena #Selenamovie #jlo #jenniferlopez #selenaquintanilla @jlo #youdontmakefriendswithgiantsquidspodcast #youdon’tmakefriendswithgiantsquids #podcast #funnypodcast #funnygirls #melikeyulikey #youtubequeens #patreon #selenaseries #selenanetflix #vegansweettooth #gainsfordays #stuckinthe90s
    Selena Scene Comparison Video URL
    https://youtu.be/RbSW5orwJGk
    Behind the scenes
    https://youtu.be/oOdMTiPA5-I
    The Making of
    https://youtu.be/aOQQTY1iMM0
    Still “Dreaming Of you” 25 years later
    https://youtu.be/xTZCsmud7S8
    Watch the episode at the link in our bio or the site listed below! Don’t forget to follow, like and subscribe!
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    29 min
  • S02E01 Anything For Selenas Part 01
    Jaxxon and Squid are back and better than ever!
    In this episode, part 1 of 2, we discuss the 1997 film Selena; starring the wonderful and marvelous JLO (who we may or may not completely gush over for a good chunk of the episode - girl crushin to the MAX and NOT ashamed!) about the life and career of Tejano star Selena Quintanilla-Pérez. We give our opinions on this movie-shelf staple and discuss life as half-mexican Americans, Selena’s impact on pop culture, her family life and tragic end. If you haven’t seen the movie, or would like to see it again, it is currently available on Hulu to stream. We are cool and have the DVD. Standard def baby! Also your favorite segment is back: Me Likey, You Likey! See what we likey to close out the episode (our picks are totally materialistic and giving us life during COVID).
    #anythingforselenaaaaaaas #Selena #Selenamovie #jlo #jenniferlopez #selenaquintanilla @jlo #youdontmakefriendswithgiantsquidspodcast #youdon’tmakefriendswithgiantsquids #podcast #funnypodcast #funnygirls #melikeyulikey #youtubequeens #patreon
    25 min
  • 07.20.2018 Ready Player One and Watermelon
    Podcast #076: Jaxxon and Squid Review Ready Player One, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, Cooking on High, Watermelon, And the Sweltering California Heat  (40:09)
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    41 min
  • 07.07.2018 Incredibles 2 Movie Review
    Podcast #075: Jaxxon and Squid discuss The Lost Episodes, Black Panther, Infinity War, Incredibles 2, Remakes and Sequals, Jack's new Jordans, and The Funimation App.  (45:51)
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    46 min

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A weekly podcast hosted by Squid and Jackson. We’ll be discussing current events, my upcoming art projects, film and television series, and whatever else we feel like talking about that day.