On this episode, Scottish rebel who leads an uprising against the cruel English ruler Edward the Longshanks, Tom, and highway patrolman cruising the squalid back roads that have become the breeding ground of criminals foraging for gasoline and scraps, V, are joined by the commanding officer of the 1st Battalion, 7th Cavalry Regiment in the Ia Drang valley of Vietnam in 1965, Rob, to talk about the blood-chugging, adrenochrome-harvesting elite in Hollywood, Washington D.C. and Silicon Valley as pointed out by disgraced and exiled actor/director Mel Gibson. Tom promotes everyone's social media except his own, V let's out the world's longest raspberry noise when rating "Guns Akimbo," and Rob makes feminism sexy again by defending women on a show that historically takes big, fat dumps on women's rights.

On this episode, guns of the f&*$ing Navarone, Tom, and the constitutionally-protected bomb that was dropped on Beaver Cleaverville, V, karate kick progressive "Living Constitution" justices square in their collective, cloaked asses with sound arguments for the originalist interpretation of the greatest amendment in the Bill of Rights. Tom protests the brutality of modern police by chasing down and beating a spray tagger within an inch of his life, and V's SoundCloud career takes off when he's unanimously elected the autonomous zone warlord.

On this episode, unbathed, dreadlock-sporting birdbrain, Tom, and unarmed, knife-wielding cheese addict, V, take an unlikely position on the George Floyd riots and put the blame almost entirely on the white nerds in ANTIFA. Tom takes a bike lock to the noggin, and V gets creamed with a cement milk shake.

On this episode, bathroom licking boat spirit, Tom, and the tiger-turtle-bird-dragon deity of the four winds, V, create their own Yokai dream teams and talk about mythological Japanese creatures. Tom gargles andon lantern oil, and V seeks the forbidden face fruit of the legendary jinmenju.

On this episode, skitching product of time travel incest, Tom, and the phrase-butchering bully who traversed time and space to prevent it from happening, V, talk about the 11 dimensions, ripping the space time continuum, and how Marty McFly was the product of inbreeding. Tom takes a stand for an intimate but taboo act of lovemaking, and V goes on an adventure to locate a worn out porno mag.

On this episode, polio-afflicted basketball super star, Tom, consistent nay-voting representative from Puerto Rico's hurricane district, V, are joined by their first ever female guest, anti-vax Karen, Jessica, who explains the dangers of House Resolution 6666 (not a fake house resolution number) and patent number WO/2020/060606 (not a fake patent number) and how it ties everything Tom and V have been talking about together. Tom vows to fight any authority figure not wearing a mask, V presses his naked penis against a floor-to-ceiling window, and Jessica adds herself to every government blacklist Tom and V are on merely through association.

On this episode, Lovecraftian homeless person, Tom, and Slytherin sex pervert, V, review ten cursed books that are douched with mystery and shrouded in danger. Tom puts up the demon bat signal by accidentally performing a demonic roll call in Sumerian, and V curses himself when he reads a hellish Japanese poem about blood and puke and whipping and who knows what else, because it's written in Japanese and translated by a teenage creepypasta author.

On this episode, Tom, who spent his Trump Bucks on one $1,200 hooker, and V, who spent his stimulus check on 1,200 $1 hookers, formally join Team F*** the U.N. and expose the controversial Agenda 21 and Bill Gates' ID2020 conspiracies. Tom protests at the Planned Parenthood by splashing cow blood on the fetus dumpsters out back, and V sings "Baba O'Riley" by The Who, because that's the name of the song, and it's not called "Teenage Wasteland."

On this episode, time-traveling physics experiment saboteur, Tom, and elaborate multi-billion dollar underground facility engineer, V, are rudely interrupted by an obnoxious, wailing siren while talking about the abomination of modern science known as the Large Hadron Collider. Tom finds out what happens when you flush paper towels in the hadron collider, and V learns the hard way why there's a "don't take your penis out when green light is on" sign hanging above the hadron collider.

On this episode, self-proclaimed non-ambassador to the planet Earth, Tom, and Jim Carrey's butt double in I Love You Phillip Morris, V, shake the magic eight ball Tesseract to find out how Matt Groening got his kiddy-diddling mitts on the space time peeking box. Tom lets the government look at his b-hole for a piddly $1,200, and V binge-watches True Blood without getting an erection.